I was off in la-la land the other day and came up with this. Let me know what you guys think.

When you're in preferably a clothing store while talking to whomever you're sarging.

When you're ready to check out and maybe get a number close.

Ask her: "Well, I guess this is all I'm gonna be getting. Thanks for your help! Can you check me out?"

She will respond with either "Sure!" or "HillaryClinton is working the cashier, she can help you."

"Sure!" response: "Ok sweet! Wait one sec." -Fix your hair, brush off your shoulders, and maybe even strike a pose for her- Then say "Ok go, I'm ready". Of course she'll laugh unless you look all nervous while u do it. Share the laugh with her then proceed to the register..

(I thought of about 10 different responses but this is just one.)
"HillaryClinton is working the cashier, she can help you." response: "Ok cool, you're right, I guess it's time to give someone else a turn since you've been checking me out for a while huh? Haha, maybe we can continue another time?"


Let me know what you guys think? This is all spontaneous

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hahah its pretty good im not gonna lie =]

Good, but with this it has to be all about the delivery.

I like it, it's funny. Too bad it doesn't translate well to dutch, else I'd definitely use it

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Haha. liked it