I was walking opposite directions to this girl, and is topped her im like hey quick question how do i get to darling harbour?
HB: well you go down this way, then turn there
Impact: oh yeah? hmm i dunno, are you sure? can i trust you? are you the trusting type?
HB: yes! so you go this way
Impact: oh lets walk i dont wanna hold up the traffic here, we are going to make a cue soon, and people will honk at us
*kino her lower back and we are walking together*
Impact: you know ive noticed you have a little accent going, where you from?
HB: South africa
Impact: Really? no way, i used to live there!
HB: yeah really im from ..
Impact: I think idated a south african girl once actually, you guys are really naughty, i dont think me and you would get along missy.. thats it, divorce! im keeping the dog
HB: haha, i didnt know we were married!
Impact: And thats why we divorced, you never took it seriously.. geeze, some girls, 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of missery!
HB: haha!! so where are you from?
Impact: Oh i was born overseas but im here for a while, just studying uni and touring with the most amazing people! we recently went around australia! it was alot of fun, because you see different places experience different things.. culture wise aswell, every city has its little nice spots, but they are all different.
HB: wow so what band are you in? *hair tug*
Impact: i play for **, we recently ended our contract with sony, and now i do session gigs for alot of really cool people! last week i was giving a class to this guy at sea..
HB: at sea?
Impact: Yeah he owned the entire port where he was at!
HB: no way, bullshit!
Impact: OMG your so gullable, look at you, you were totally buying this stuff!
HB: haha no i knew it was all lies!
Impact: so what do you do besides terrorise us handsome boys in the middle of the street?
HB: Omg you talked to me!
Impact: trying to change the story are we.. *shakes head* some people, always wanna tell it their way
HB: haha.. anyway here is where i have to get off..
Impact: well yeah it was a pleasure talking to you, whats your name?
HB: Linda
Impact: hey linda pleasure to meet you *shakes hand* omg is this how you always shake a guys hand? try again but this time squeeze harder, guys love a girl with confidence, there are so many unconfident girls around these days its totally un attractive.. especially when they give you the limp fish... ever had the limp fish?
HB: really thats interesting, no what is it?
Impact: *shows*
Impact: well anyway i gotta go but real quick are you any good with fashion? ive been trying to get some things going because my friend has a bachlorete party soon, and id love to have a girl help me pick out stuff and ideas..
HB: no im pretty bad at it actually..
Impact: ill overlook that, but only this once!
cant tell anyone
HB: omg haha! whatever
Impact: got msn?
HB: no actually take my number instead, im rarley on it!
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I msg her, now we are catching up this week
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