I'm talking to a HB7-7.5 that has a bf. She claims that she is just looking "for friends" and includes pictures of him in her profile. She even had a guy friend she knows IRL leave a comment about him knowing 'kung fu' so I assume that her bf is actually in the loop too.

He's Asian and looks like a stereotypical boring Asian guy(not implying that all Asian guys are boring AFCs but you get my drift.) Common sense says that no girl joins a dating site to find "friends" and the fact that she's getting nailed with a 4 inch tallywacker to boot clears the picture up a little. Any advice on how I should approach the situation? Here is our convo so far, I know the opener is AFC and have sinced moved onto a complement followed by a neg based on their profile info.

Hey, I just came across your profile and you seem a little interesting. What's up?

Dang it's so hard to reply to messages that say, "What's up?"

Good with sarcasm? I can tango!

You spend a lot of time thinking about "the universe" and "Minka Kelly and Jessica Alba". In that order?

Haha, thanks for the feedback. I'll have to add that to my Self-Improvement section on my Online Dating Spreadsheet.

My continual thought process is very diverse and varies mostly depending on my amount of down time, mood, and number of showers taken on a given day. It is anything but consistent and can lead to contemplations of galactic nuclear warfare to Dutch brothels and everywhere in between.

I'm highly intrigued by the Research Scientist side of you. I got it, don't tell me...Masters in...Agriculture? Am I getting warm?

Not even close! Only an undergrad in....*drum roll*.....biochemistry. And yes that's in the school of agriculture instead of the school of science. No idea why. I think we got kicked out for being too awesome.

I must admit you had me going with the dutch brothels! You are refreshingly funny

Biochem? That's so...lame. I'm going Bio myself but just the thought of taking any more Chem than required is enough to haunt my dreams at night. Bill Nye managed to shun me from Chemistry many years ago.
I can totally see it though, the smock and graduated cylinders will match your big hazel eyes well.

I think I'm going to give up on the whole Aggie thing, the only time I was even remotely close was with one of my neighbors that switched over to History after two semesters. This is not at all the situation I envisioned before I moved here, Wiki has managed to screw me over once again.

So here I am spilling my guts about Minka Kelly sponsered showers and Dutch brothels and I've got nothing from you. You're going to have to do better than that if this is going to go anywhere.

Edit- Just realized I mispelled sponsored, haha whatever.

Here is the rest of the conversation, what are everyone else's opinions on it? To me it looks like she's hurtin' for a squirtin' but the thing that dismays me is the fact that she WAS online for a couple days after I sent the "what position" message, but on the same coin she's also had opportunities to ignore the sexual side of it but has not. That, and the fact that I have a tendency like most guys to overgauge interest.

Looking back on it the "I guess it just comes out in normal conversation" bit was an obvious "lets get together sometime" statement but I somehow just breezed through it without realizing it at the time. Should I try to play the sexual messages out or just go straight to a meet-up? I'd normally go straight to a meet-up BUT my online game is quite a bit better than my game IRL so that's the only thing that has me second guessing myself.

What?! Bill Nye is the best! You cannot deny his powers of science! Also, you get HUGE bonus points for knowing my eyes are hazel. Most people say blue!

Ok so I have a huge crush on Liam Neelson's voice! Oh god I loved listening to him in Fallout 3! Hmm what else....man I suck at this game! How about you ask me something crazy, then I saw "no way", and then you try something more normal!

I don't suppose I can fault you on Liam Neeson, it IS pretty damn smooth(no homo.) He manages to play an excellent "Yeah, so what if I have coronary artery disease? I could still shove your head up your ass without even trying" with little to no added effort.

Something "crazy"? Hmm, doggy or cowgirl? I always seem to have a good eye for these kind of things. 80% of the time, I get it right everytime.

5-6 days of no response...

Was the "crazy" question too diffident? I always seem to undershoot these things.

So- back on topic. Comedy, drama, or action? And more importantly; why? And don't let damn Liam Neeson influance your decision, old guys with deep voices is not a film genre.

Oh shit! I'm so sorry I havn't replied to you yet! I had a seriously bad week, because I had a death in the family and so...yeah (don't worry I'm doing better)

Ok to answer your crazy question probably cowgirl, but uh yeah, I'm not like against the other one.

Old guys with sexy voices is a film genre! Too bad you don't know better!

Uh I like them because they seem to have way better plot. I once saw a chick-flick with my aunt and it's was excruciatingly formulaic and cheesy. Gag...

I like drama, but I really like documentaries. It's like drama + reality tv - shitty characters = documentaries.

I'm sorry! I'm so boring! I just can't think of anything that makes the super unique! I guess it just comes out in normal conversation! It reminds me of those times in middle school where the teacher would make you say an interesting fact about yourself to the whole class so you can get to know eachother. I could never think of anything good!


Sorry to hear about the loss in the family, that's always tough. Good to hear you're doing better!

So action closely followed by documentaries with drama pacing in third, that is an awfully cumbersome list for a female but I can dig it. That's actually not too far from my personal list but I WOULD have to put comedy at the top. Tom Hanks as a war vetran>Liam Neeson rescuing his daughter from an estranged life in European whore houses.

So Bill Nye and documentaries, is there really nothing more to the tale of the would-be Biochemist? BTW, I totally called the cowgirl position before I even typed it out. It's almost scary how good I am at making those predictions, it's like I have ESP.

Hahah how is my list cumbersome? Perhaps it's unusual but not cumbersome!

Also, no more hating on my man Liam! We should bring it around to Minka and Jessica! Not saying they are not beautiful but if I was a dude, I think I would be more of a Natalie Portman fan. Just saying!

Oh a would-be biochemist! Psh! I do have a degree you know

Oh did you really call it or are you just saying that? What would you have thought if you were wrong?

Hey, I just came across your profile and you seem a little interesting. What's up?

Dang it's so hard to reply to messages that say, "What's up?" Smile

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You didn't get it man. Opening messages from strangers that say "what's up" are lame, and she was not being sarcastic. She meant it was so hard for her to even reply to you because your message was so lame. For real, no sarcasm from me.

The rest of all that is just rambling.

What is your question ?