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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:52 am 
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I was sarging at my favorite Asian supermarket 1 min driving distance away from my house. And then I decided to walk over to the Bank of America at around 6:20pm b/c I needed to deposit a check. Bank of America is in the same plaza as the Asian supermarket. There were a total of 3 SPAM machines. 2 of them were being use by 2 girls which were not together and one of SPAM was open for me. One of girls look cute from behind as I approach my empty SPAM machine. I glance slightly over to take a look at her pin number j/k, I glance to see the side of her face and as cute as she looks from behind is as cute as she looks in the front. So I deposit my 1 million dollar check j/k, I’m fucking poor. I’m depositing my low $$ check and I was thinking of talking to her, but I decided to be smarter and just let her take care of her transaction before I speak to her.

That’s the thing about me, whenever I see a girl who is at least cute and above I start getting AE which I call “Approach Eagerness.” AE makes me really determine and want to talk to the girls ASAP. I had chase girls that were quite a distance, yards and yards away me, just so I can talk to them. I had randomly jumped in and started exercising with the entire girl’s softball team at a college and chat them all up, tried to number close all them until I got kick out from the coach. It’s funny, as I was getting kick out, I hover the baseball area a little longer and number close a brunette. I think she was attracted to my determination. And many many stories to tell you about my courageous AE some other time. Not sure at this point, but probably one of the reasons why I never had to dealt with AA during my PUA journey was because I had AE (approach eagerness). I’m one horny bastard.

I got off a little on a side tangent, but I felt that was important to talk about. I got finish with my transaction and waited a couple minutes which seems like a long time. I now saw a guy waiting outside the SPAM machine and then I realize that this guy could be waiting for his gf, but I didn’t knew which one was his gf. So out walks a girl from the SPAM machine which wasn’t my target. Then out came my target SPAM in her early 20’s. I waited for her to past the couple quite a distance b/c I don’t want this couple to eavesdrop into my conversation. So as SPAM pass the couple at quite a distance, I then decided to call out for her and she stop for me. Now I could had let her walk farther where she was near her car which would had been ok b/c I approach many many girls before in the night time while they are in their car, and hardly ever spook them out b/c I do it from a friendly vibe, friendly body language, with a friendly frame. I would smile, but not too much or else it will seem creepy b/c it is the night time in the parking lot area. So r/m to approach with a slight smile, friendly vibe, friendly frame, and friendly body language in the night time like a parking lot area and you should be fine.

I was honest about how I felt during that moment and use an improvised situational opener which was:
Gig: I saw you at the SPAM machine earlier and I went to deposit my 1 million dollar check, j/k, actually I went to deposit my check, and I glance over to look at you and notice that you were pretty cute, are you always this cute next to the SPAM machine?
Her: hehe (smiled)
Gig: I wanted to talk to you at the SPAM machine, but I didn’t want to bother you while you were depositing your millions and millions of dollars.
Her: hehe, you waited?
Gig: Yeah, like hours it seem
Her: I didn’t notice you were next to me
Gig: That’s b/c I’m poor so I don’t have that much to deposit unlike you, you are loaded, you should hook me up with some girl
Her: I’ve just been here for one year, I’m poor too.
Gig: Omg, we are both poor, high five (she high five me). What do you do?
Her: I do nails in the day time and I’m taking ESL classes in the nighttime.
Gig: Ok, I’m your new English teacher now
Her: hehe (smile)

So our conversation looks like that and went on about 10 minutes in the parking lot. I went for the instant pull to my house, but it was decline and then went for instant date and was decline, so I went for the number close and was accepted. The reason why I went for the same day pull was b/c I live 1 min away from that shopping plaza and had several same day pull from that shopping plaza. Logistically speaking, it’s in a huge favor for me and I use that toward my advantage. The reason why I then went for the instant date was to raise her comfort level b/c she was already attracted to me, and I needed to work more on internalizing comfort into her and then attempt to pull her to the house. But oh well, I was still content with the number.

I called her later on that night and we talk about families and our passion. I went into a cold reading about her while amusing myself at the same time with utter BS talk and then back into cold reading. She was digging it a lot and I attempted to get her to hang out with me that night and she said no but was still very interested in talking to me so I cut the phone call and told her I got to go and when should we hang out. She said she doesn’t know. This tells me I needed to work on comfort more b/c usually when a girl is already talking to you on the phone and tells you, “I don’t know,” probably means she is already attracted to you or else she wouldn’t be answering the phone, but she is not comfortable yet. So I told her slowly and confidently, “when you do know, let me know.” I said bye and hung up. She called me the next day b/c she wanted to know me better and started asking me questions about myself. I give her some answers, but not all. I told her that I needed to save some answers for our meet-up. She agreed to meet me at a boba tea shop near my house the next day.

We met up in the late afternoon at the boba tea shop and I bought her and myself hot boba drinks less than $6. I told her let’s drink it somewhere else. We walk outside and I ask her where she park. She showed me where she parked and I told her to wait there b/c I will be pulling up next to her so that we can drink hot boba tea at my place while watching funny videos on youtube. I didn’t give her a chance to say yes or no as I walk back to my van. I drove next to her car and maybe it was a miscommunication, but for some reason she hop into my van. I thought this is even better b/c I now have total control where I can take her. I had previous experiences where girls had ditch me while following me back to my house probably mostly due to lack of comfort. That’s the reason why I told her to follow me to my house instead of hoping into my car b/c I wanted her to be comfortable. But it seems like she had a good degree of comfort since she was so willingly to jump into my van easily.

I drove her to my place and just started watching some funny Japanese prank shows. She laugh and like it as I kino her shoulder and arms. No resistance. We continue watching those Japanese prank shows as I continue to kino her boobs and crotch area. Now there is some resistance, so I back off. About 3 mins later I went at it again, and there was some resistance again, so I back up again. Now a few minutes went by while she was laughing at those clips, so I decided to place my patented trademark gigsaw kiss close technique. Which is all you have to do is lock lips with her while holding her head down temporarily. In order to do that, make sure your head is close to her as possible. For example: sitting next to her, while hugging her, lying down next to her, dancing with her and etc. When you can position your head as close to her as possible it makes it easier to kiss her. Quickly take your hand and pull the back of her head into your lips while holding down her head and keeping it there. Within seconds she will be receptive towards your kiss b/c she felt an adrenaline rush of good pleasure. In my case I use several factors to achieve this, she was already laughing which pump up her spirit, and she was being distracted which alerted my spidey senses that I have to go for the kill. In this case the kill was the kiss of desire.

We started making out on my bed and I pulled her hands towards my crotch and she rub on it. I then busted my cock out while she was lying on my bed. I pointed it towards her lips and she suck on it. After sucking my sausage for awhile I pulled her shirt and bra off. Then when I went for the pants is when she resisted. I pulled her hands away from her pants and yank down her pants and then it got stuck at her ankles b/c her pants was to tight. She assisted and I let go so she can help take off her pants herself. I notice she don’t shave her pussy. I thought to myself during that moment, this is worse than Doc of Casanova Crew situation when he did an LR on Snl – bar lubitsch. I quickly slap on a condom not b/c I’m a horny bastard at this stage, but b/c my cock was getting softer b/c I saw her hairy pussy. I then inserted my cock inside of her for a little bit and then within minutes, my cock was like a noodle string. Out of all my lays, I have never ever dealt with a girl with full on all natural hairy bushy pussy. Sure she was a foreign Asian girl, but cum on, I’ve slept with foreign Asian girls that only been here in USA for a few days to a few weeks as tourist or international students and they themselves shave their pussy hairs. The most recent one was with this Asian girl from Street Kings which is a documentary/sarge-off reality PUA show I was in. I met her on the show, her English is bad, she has a bf back in Korea, she is foreign international student staying in USA for 6 weeks and she herself shaves her pussy cleanly. So whats up with this girl not shaving beats the hell of me, like I know what’s going on.

I thought to myself what a waste of talent b/c she is a cute girl, but the only thing she got going against herself was her hairy bushy all natural pussy. I took off my condom, threw it in the trash can, and went to rinse myself in the shower. She had a confuse look on my face, and I couldn’t look at her straight in the face to let her know what the issue was. For some reason, I wasn’t man enough to let her know how much of a turn-off it was when I saw her hair pussy. I told her to get dress b/c I’m taking her back to her car. She got dress and there was this silent car ride as I drove her back to her car. My final word to her was “bye…”


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 4:00 am 
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lol "patented kiss" dont sue me .. your one funny dude great LR


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Hanmi market?

That sucks though the chick must have been confused. Should have made her shave right there :wink:


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:44 pm 
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Yeah, should have talk to her about shaving her beaver.

BTW, nothing wrong with a natural pussy, I'm not really into it, but I consider it as a welcome change. What would you have done ~30 years ago, when almost no girls shaved their muff? :)


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Yeah, should have talk to her about shaving her beaver.

BTW, nothing wrong with a natural pussy, I'm not really into it, but I consider it as a welcome change. What would you have done ~30 years ago, when almost no girls shaved their muff? :)
this may be why there was a sudden surge in homosexuality... hhahahaha jk. i'd probably run in horror.


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It's a terrible turn-off, seriously. I remember I once had a greek girl in bed with me, I started rubbing her downstairs and when I discovered her 'afro-like' pubic regions, I said I had to go as the front-door wasn't locked, and never turned.

However having said that, I believe that if a guy is to be critical of a girl in that respect, he should trim the forest every so often also!


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Was this girl Japanese? Most non-American Asian girls don't shave. Personally I love hairy pussy and am very turned off by a shaved pussy. But to each his own. All you had to do is take her hand, bring her in the shower and start shaving that pussy. Don't even ask. I'm sure she would have complied. Nice gaming though.


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 4:16 pm 
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Was this girl Japanese? Most non-American Asian girls don't shave. Personally I love hairy pussy and am very turned off by a shaved pussy. But to each his own. All you had to do is take her hand, bring her in the shower and start shaving that pussy. Don't even ask. I'm sure she would have complied. Nice gaming though.

Thats basicly what i wanted to say.
You put so much efford in getting to fuck her, and then you don't have the 10 minutes to shave her cunt? oO
If the only problem really was the hair, you knew how to get rid of it, don't you?
Maybe she first refused to pull the panties of because she was aware of her hairyness and was embarassed?

I myself don't like completely shaved, because i want her to look like a woman down there, not an 11 year old.....


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Haha, funny ass story.

I guess I'm old school. I would never run from a hairy pussy. Hmm. She just wouldn't be getting any oral.

I mean come on, the only thing a hairy bush does is tickle your balls! That's a plus, right?

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 11:21 am 
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Was this girl Japanese? Most non-American Asian girls don't shave. Personally I love hairy pussy and am very turned off by a shaved pussy. But to each his own. All you had to do is take her hand, bring her in the shower and start shaving that pussy. Don't even ask. I'm sure she would have complied. Nice gaming though.
Wassup Clozer, I'm a fan of your LRs, keep up the good work. This girl is vietnamese. Actually I've been with plenty on non-american asian girls and most of them trim or shave. The trend of shaving/trimming has been in america for what, 20 years now I think. In those 20 years, it didn't take that long for other countries like the asian countries to catch on with this trend. News about shaving the beaver circulates around the globe and it catches on.

My thoughts and feelings about this girl was that she wasn't in touch with the most current trends. As if she had been living in a cave


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