| I have a lot of friends that ask me how come I don’t do FR/LR. They know I go out a lot and get laid on a regular basis. That would be too much writing for me. It takes to long to write one when I could have been using that time sarging, watching movies, training jiu-jitsu, spending time with one of my fwb/fb (I have 8 right now), billiards, reading, watching mma videos, and etc. So my schedule is fucking pack to the top. Don’t be surprise if I go coo-coo, I’m kinda already, lol. A good mentor/friend text me and suggested that I should do LR’s and work on my own product. The thing is there is so many shit out there that I don’t even no where to begin, lol. Not just that but writing is not my passion. I’m very confident that I can teach guys if I wanted to at this point but writing is a totally different story. So lets begin.
After banging one of my fwb of 1 yrs 5 months that night, I was in a really good state. I decided to drive to Bleu solo. Majority of times I roll solo day or night game. It’s about 12:40am during this time. I approach a few sets and got a few numbers when I tried to push them for the venue change. One of those set is HbValerie in her late 30’s which I will do a separate LR on her next time. Stay tune for that one, b/c it is hilarious with some random audio that I might add to it, haha. The other one is HbHolly in her late 30’s which is what I’m going to talk about now. I open her with, “Hey, you are sexy!!! Why are you so sexy??” She giggled and was at lost for words. I mostly talk and she listen to me yap away at random shit. Tried to bounce her to come over to my place but she said no and then I tried to bounce her to go eat with me and she said no. So I talk about more random shit and went for it again and she said no to my house invitation and the restaurant. So I decided to go for her number instead. I got her number and I walk away and did one more set before the place close down.
This is a little off-topic here so feel free to skip this paragraph, but I feel it’s important b/c tonight was a close call for me, meaning it was a night where I seriously could of got hurt or killed by an Asian gangster. It was around 1:30am and the place was going close down soon. There was this one cute girl sitting by herself in the VIP area with a chair blocking the entrance to prevent anyone from coming thru. I look at the chair and laugh at it. I thought to myself you think this chair is going to prevent the incredible gigsaw from getting thru, no way jose. Gigsaw goes where ever he wants to go and ain’t nothing is going stop him. So I remove the chair easily out of my way b/c I felt like I belong in the VIP area. I sat down next to girl and open her with, “how long have you been sitting here without me.” She said she was married. I said, “where is he?” And next thing you know I saw some guy walking towards her so I decided to play it cool and attempted to eject gracefully. But before I can eject out of the VIP area I got stop by this Asian gangster. Let’s call him Calm Asian gangster. He was about 145lbs, 5’7’’. He wasn’t a big guy. Long hair up to his neck area. Wearing a black pants with a sharp nice looking black blazer. I can tell he had tattoos running up his arm b/c I see the tattoo streaming down to his knuckles. He had a very stoic, calm demeanor about him. He told me to sit down, took the chair and block the entrance to prevent me from getting out. Quickly I was being surrounded by about 8 Asian gangsters. I thought to myself. Ohhhhh FUCK!!!! What had I gotten myself into. I thought there was a chance I might get killed by Grandma when I came to go get his TV, but this night might actually be reality coming true where something really bad was going to happen to me. So I sat down as I was told. The way he told me to sit down was very surreal b/c it seem like it came straight out from the movie. He put his hand on my shoulder and told me to sit down in a very calm, collected, cool way. As if he had done this shit for a thousand times to other people. Our conversation was this:
Calm Asian Gangster: Do you like her?
Gig: I don’t like her, I feel neutral about her
CAG: You think she is cute?
Gig: She is pretty, what about u, what do you think?
CAG: Yeah she is cutest girl in the world
Gig: Do you like her?
CAG: Yeah, I love her a lot
Gig: You’re her friend
CAG: Something like that
Gig: Ok
CAG: You wanna hook up with her?
Gig: Nope, just being social
CAG: You wanna hook up with her?
Gig: She seems cool to talk to, but no
CAG: Then why are you here?
Gig: To be social
CAG: Do you know why I put this chair here?
Gig: No
CAG: It’s so no one can get thru
Gig: (Blank stare)
CAG: (Calm, Relax stare)
Ok at this point the stare gets longer and longer, it felt like eternity. My memories of people in my life was flashing by very quickly. My poor mom would be crying if something were to happen to me. My friends would be sad. One of my hot, sweet, nurturing, caring fwb would be sad. She is the one that I’m thinking of converting into a GF somewhere in the far future. She knows I do PUA and encourage me to continue my pursuit to the fullest and regardless if I want to be with her or not, she would understand (she will reading this report later, lol). This is the part where I was thinking about head butting this guy in the face and making a run for it somehow. There was a lot of tension getting built up, and I feel like some shit was going to happen any second now. And at least if something was going happen to me, I want to at least put out a good fight before I leave this happy planet. One of his goons whispered something into his ear and CAG let out a smirk on his face. He stare into the ceiling with his relax arms still around my shoulder, as if he was contemplating about something. And then he said calmly
CAG: You’re are lucky tonight
Gig: (silence)
CAG: That’s my sister over there that you were macking on. And that’s her husband who is my best friend with his arm around her (he pauses)
Gig: (silence)
CAG: Leave
Gig: Alright, I’ll see ya around (I went for the handshake and he just wave me off with his hand without even looking at me)
His goons open up a path for me to leave and I walk out of the VIP section, then out of the club. I reflected to myself as I was driving home. I thought to myself, if I keep this shit up, how long would the lifespan of a gigsaw specie last. I don’t want it to go extinct yet. When that whole situation occurred, I’m like where the hell are the bouncers? And plus I did not get patted down when I enter the club which probably means that some of these gangsters didn’t get patted down as well. It was clear that guy was the leader of that group. And whatever that one goon whispered into CAG’s ear was what probably saved my ass that night. In the samurai stories it was told that if your life get save by someone, forever your life is indebted to that person. That person will forever follow that person being his servant for the rest of his life. I’m not saying I’m going to do that for that one goon. But it does make me curious about who that guy was and why was I saved that day. Hmm… did he knew me or did I know him? I guess I will probably never know
Ok I carried away with the above story, but I felt like I had to tell that story so that you guys can watch your ass when you hit the clubs, bars and etc. Don’t do what I do. I do some stupid shit sometimes and got lucky many many times. I push the PUA envelop as much as I can and was lucky many many times.
So I called HBholly the next day and we talk about her being a single mom with two daughters, families, and ambitions. And then I went into this long cold read about her while adding in some self-amusement crap and then back to cold read and then back to self-amusement crap again. It sounded something like this:
Holly: oh is that so
Gig: yeah, for some reason, I’m having a hard time thinking b/c it something about your energy that I can’t quite describe
Holly: what is it, try
Gig: I don’t know, I keep on seeing Randy Couture trying to block the image from me, it’s as if he was trying to prevent me from seeing your energy
Holly: huh
Gig: yeah, and now I see George St. Pierre around that energy for some reason. But I will tell you what though, I’m gonna try really hard to see right thru that, bc many times I have done it before, and I’m not about to give up yet, just not when I’m so close trying to get to know you.
Yup so that’s what my convo looks like. A bunch of cold read, sprinkle in some self-amusement stuff, then cold read and yada-yada.
I setup day 2 the next day to go eat at a Vietnamese restaurant. Met her at the restaurant. She wasn’t hungry and I wasn’t hungry too, so I told her lets go to the boba shop. This is a good excuse for me to bounce her to another location so it seems like she have been with me a long time and plus I save more money by getting boba. So she drove off first while I drove off slowly b/c I was in the middle of texting other girls that I have mass text that day and plus HBValerie was calling me b/c she wanted to test out the functions of her phone. I’m like it works fine let me talk to you later, I gotta go, but she kept persisting, and I said I’m busy I’ll talk to you later and then I hung up. Met up with Holly at the boba place and we sat down and talk about my age. She wanted to know how old I was. I told her I was 35 (I’m really 27). She ask for my ID, I said I left it at home. I’m like if you really wanted to see it, you would have to come over. I had use that shit once about how my ID was at home and it work in pulling a girl home before. But to holly it wasn’t working, it was a good try though. Also, on older woman I find out it cost me many many times continuing anything further with them when it came to mid-game if I say my real age. Ever since I told older woman I’m 35, I find that it is so much better for mid-game to build comfort. A lot of times I get shit test that I’m not 35 and I just respond and tell them that I eat healthy, drink green tea and I exercise a lot. And plus if I push my age any futher than 35, it wouldn’t look to believable.
I was finish drinking boba, and she was barely even finish. 10 minute has pass by so I decided to tell her to leave and finish it at my house. We went to the parking lot and She told me lets go to Bleu. I said no. She wanted me to meet her girlfriends. I said I’m not interested in them. She kept on telling me to meet with her friends, but I knew it was a shit test. I said no. I convince her to go back to my place. She didn’t wanted to go. Then I told her, “Who do you think I am, you think I’m going to bring you to my house and have sex with you, is that what you really think of me?” Now when I said this, I said it in a way as if she had hurt my feelings and I made my facial expression as if I was eating lemon. If you can make that sour face as if you eating lemon, that’s money. She chuckle and decided to follow me home. When she got to my room she freaking sat on my chair. Oh man!!! How many times had I not learn my lesson about hiding the chair or least put a bunch of shit on my chair so that the girl won’t sit on my chair. So she sat on my chair and would not even bulge once when it came to sitting on my bed. We watch a little bit of Cop Out and every time I went for kino she would resist against me while she was sitting on my computer chair. She wanted to go home so I let her out.
She calls me throughout that week and I set up a day3 at her place. She lives about 2 mins away from me. I came over while she was folding her clothing. Her room is messy and she has a shit load of clothing. I tried to help her fold her clothing, but she wouldn’t let me b/c I would always pick her bra or underwear to fold. She always yank it out of my hands and I said, “But I’m a helpful kind of guy, I bet your ex husband never did this for you.” I do some light kino and she was resistant against it. I took her back massager equipment and started to massage her with it for about 20 seconds and she stopped me. I ask her to give me one and then she give me a 1 min massage with that massage equipment. She got done folding her clothings and ask me to leave b/c she was tired and has to sleep to get ready to go to work tmr.
So she was still pretty resistant towards my kino on day 1 to 3 so I decided to not set up the day 4 to quickly b/c I wanted to focus on my sarging and going on other dates with other girls instead. She called me several times while I’m sarging and I would not answer sometimes and when I do I would answer briefly to let her know I’m busy just so I can go back to sarging again. Then fast forward to Sunday, the day of the 2011 academy awards. I rm I had told her about the academy awards and that it would be on channel 7 at 8pm. But I guess I was wrong. It started at around 5pm I think. So she calls me up at 8pm and blamed me in a playful way that I made her miss most of the academy awards. I told her you can always watch the re-runs on the internet. I then said I’m coming over. I came over at about 8:40pm b/c I was in the middle of texting about 12-15 girls that day b/c I sent out a mass text to shitload of girls that day that said, “The academy awards is so exciting!! The king speech is totally going to win for best picture!!” Now you know why I don’t really want to write FR/LRs b/c of a stack schedule of potential pussies waiting for my cock. I didn’t want to come over and be rude and text in front of her so that’s why I came late.
We watch a little bit of the Oscars, and the aftermath of the Oscars and I started to Kino her. Now this time she no longer resisted that much. I started to kiss her arms and she was ok with this. And I kiss her neck and she was ok and when I went for the kiss on the lips she resisted, but it’s ok I’m stronger than her so I push her face into my lips and for the first time we lock lips. She became very receptive towards my kiss and I had a boner. I let go of the 1 min make out and told her to look down at my pants. She smiled and look away at my protruding boner. I told her that I had a dry back and I needed lotion to be put on my back.
Without permission I took off my shirt and lied down on her bed. She put the lotion on my back and then I turn over and told her to put it on my stomach. She puts it on my stomach and then I started to make out with her again as I pin her down on her bed. I then bust out my cock and stick it towards her closing mouth. I’ve tried this many many times and I would say it works most of the time, where the girl would just start sucking my dick. B/c if the girl body is pin down with my body, she has no where to go. The only thing her head can do is move left or right and kinda up and down. And where ever her head moves, is the way my cock moves b/c my cock follows the lips like it’s a homing beacon. So my cock finds its way home in her mouth and she starts sucking on it. After about 2 min of sucking I get more comfortable by reversing the position with me lying on my back while she is on top of me sucking my cock.
After about ten minutes of bj I decided I wanted to fuck her, she resisted against me and after a short LMR she told me she will have sex with me if I grab my ID and show her. I said for what? She said b/c she don’t believe that I’m 35. I believe her so I dress up, ran down the stairs and search in my glove compartment for my ID. Ran back inside the house, up the stairs and showed it to her. She turns on the lights and looks at my ID and playfully told me that I lied to her. I said, “sorry, perhaps did my math wrong.” She laugh and pulled out this fortune telling book and starts reading about my DOB and what it means. She puts it away and we fuck. I only got to do her missionary b/c when I pulled out to switch to a different position she saw blood on the condom. She was on her period and was gross out by her own blood so she stop me from continuing further. I was ok to continue, but she was feeling very disgusted by it, so I was ok with it. I told her to give me a bj, and she said no. I’m like, “don’t worry, I had a condom on, you won’t taste your blood.” She was still not ok with it so then I was ok with getting a hj instead. I cum and I wipe myself clean. After that she told me go find someone younger than her, and that she don’t want to see me no more b/c she is afraid that she might fall for me. I told her, “don’t worry, I encourage you to find someone as well and as of now we will just be friends.” She shook her head in yes motion and I hug her and left.
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