Who am I?...I am Spiderman....wait that was a movie! Hola! Im Justin and yes thats about the extent of my spanish! And for some reason i wish they had a "How to write your plenty of fish bio for dumbies book." I just moved to Tucson for schooling. I am a complete goofball and random. but standing next to me is like standing next to a bull. I have presence! I like to have fun and am usually smiling..i have heard its a little contagious! I am new to this area and I am trying to find some fun high quality people to hang out with and be around. I like to think the people that somebody has around them tells you a little about themselves. Even though i have Diarrhea of the mouth, I don't feel I should hold up the conversation.

I may seem like a silly boy or something from my pictures but i guarantee I am more than that! Tell me if you believe me after the first time we talk...if you have time to make a quick message and are willing to be silly. I don't drink socially and if that's a dealbreaker then it was nice to have met you. (well kind of), i guess you had a nice read!! But i do believe in having fun whether its having a a silly moment in public and funny cheers moments with friends, to sitting in one of those oddly comfortable lawn chairs gathered around a table playing spades and talking.(or go-fish...i will kick ur butt in go-fish). I am quite sarcastic and feisty! So if you don't mind having some fun sarcasm, then Im more than welcome to see how quick you are on your feet!


what I'm looking for!


I'm looking for friends because I'm very fussy and picky when it comes to dating. the best relationship i had was with my best friend. And yes it was a female so don't get any crazy ideas! If you can handle being in the friend zone at first then you'll have a chance. But if your like a bull out the pin when it comes to getting into relationships then nice meeting you and goodbye. Also, if you are one of the many women I have met that comes off really sexual too early in the game then don't waste my time. I have realized that it is a prime indicator that you lack personality to attract a man. Sex is not a way to attract a man you can keep. Don't get me wrong! I like sex just as much as the next man and I'm a little freaky too, so no shy girls to apply her, Just confident women. But sex with out emotional connection comes very cheap. And it leaves you feeling more alone than you started out.

Even though I'm wise I'm very much an asshole. I'm the one your mother warned you about. I'm can be blunt a times, I'm still learning how to use tact. My time is precious to me so if your flaky then don't play with a real man like you would a little boy and waste his time.

So if i haven't heeded to my warnings and your still looking for adventure then there's some options for you to work into one of my time slots. I like to stay active, so if you have a membership at Golds then we can catch a yoga or Zumba class. I would also like to have dance partners since I'm signing up for hip hop and break dancing classes. Or if you feel like relaxing then i like to cook with someone and explore new food
and relax and watch a movie.

Your putting yourself down waaaaay too much and you are then saying you are high status instead of showing it. Humour is there but mostly is self deprecating

can you give me an example? i don't see it right off the bat.

OK, its gonna sound harsh though but its said in good faith.

And for some reason i wish they had a "How to write your plenty of fish bio for dumbies book."

Comes accross as if your saying - because i'm one of these 'dumbies' because i dont have a clue what to write.

Should be more along the lines of, "I'd make a fortune if i wrote a "How to write your plenty of fish bio for dumbies book."

Changes the frame and you look better for it. Kinda like saying 'if you thought the guys profile you read before mine was bad wait until you see the next guys!!!'

A.K.A I'm most definitely not one of those other dummies you've been bombarded by day in day out I'm refreshing which is why you should pay attention to me. In other words youre showing her that you 'get it' rather than just saying it


I am a complete goofball and random.
A Girl will read this and think DORK ALERT.
Comes accross as, I'm goofy so i hope you like me because i can't help it i wish i wasnt such a goofball.

how about, 'I'm not you're average guy, I PREFER to keep things random not take things too seriously. when i goof around i'm hilarious so you better love to laugh or we're in trouble.

That's like saying, I choose to act goofy because i find it funny. so you have to find it funny otherwise your not the girl for me. - its more qualifying and your more likely to get a girl who will like the fact that your goofy. Which is what you should be looking for.

Who am I?...I am Spiderman....wait that was a movie! Hola! Im Justin and yes thats about the extent of my spanish! I'd make a fortune if i wrote a "How to write your plenty of fish bio for dumbies book." I'm most definitely not one of those other dummies you've been bombarded by day in day out I'm refreshing which is why you should pay attention to me. I just moved to Tucson for schooling. I'm not you're average guy, I PREFER to keep things random not take things too seriously. When i goof around I'm hilarious so you better love to laugh or we're in trouble. But standing next to me is like standing next to a bull. I have I'm distinct and i have presence! I like to have fun and am usually smiling..i have heard its a little contagious! I am new to this area and I am trying to find some fun high quality people to hang out with and be around. I like to think the people that somebody has around them tells you a little about themselves. Even though i have Diarrhea of the mouth, I don't feel I should hold up the conversation.

I may seem like a silly boy or something from my pictures but I guarantee I am more than that! Tell me if you believe me after the first time we talk...if you have time to make a quick message and are willing to be silly. I don't drink socially and if that's a dealbreaker then it was nice to have met you. (well kind of), i guess you had a nice read!! But i do believe in having fun whether its having a a silly moment in public and funny cheers moments with friends, to sitting in one of those oddly comfortable lawn chairs gathered around a table playing spades and talking.(or go-fish...i will kick ur butt in go-fish). I am quite sarcastic and feisty! So if you don't mind having some fun sarcasm, then Im more than welcome to see how quick you are on your feet!


what I'm looking for!


I'm looking for friends, because I'm very fussy and picky when it comes to dating. the best relationship i had was with my best friend. And yes it was a female so don't get any crazy ideas! If you can handle being in the friend zone at first then you'll have a chance. But if your like a bull out the pin when it comes to getting into relationships then nice meeting you and goodbye. Also, if you are one of the many women I have met that comes off really sexual too early in the game then don't waste my time. I have realized that it is a prime indicator that you lack personality to attract a man. Sex is not a way to attract a man you can keep. Don't get me wrong! I like sex just as much as the next man and I'm a little freaky too, so no shy girls to apply her, Just confident women. But sex with out emotional connection comes very cheap. And it leaves you feeling more alone than you started out.



Even though I'm wise I'm very much an ***hole. I'm the one your mother warned you about. I'm can be blunt a times, I'm still learning how to use tact. My time is precious to me so if your flaky then don't play with a real man like you would a little boy and waste his time. I work, go to school and got to the gym regularly. so that l;eave very little time for time wasting.

So if i haven't heeded to my warnings and your still looking for adventure then there's some options for you to work into one of my time slots. I like to stay active, so if you have a membership at Golds then we can catch a yoga or Zumba class. I would also like to have dance partners since I'm signing up for hip hop and break dancing classes. Or if you feel like relaxing then i like to cook with someone and explore new food
and relax and watch a movie.

P.S. I love tattooed women, especial Rockabilly Girls and red heads. which reminds me there's a rockabilly weekend comming up called viva las vages in April. i would like to get a group together to go up there.

Too long. My POF profile is 5 sentences, and I get compliments by "Women", not gilrs, who say it's succinct.

What I've seen about your profile is you're not keeping any mystery about yourself. I'm going to underline the sentences in your profile that you should keep, the rest you should delete. IMO.

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Now look at your profile:

Hola! Im Justin . I just moved to Tucson for schooling. I PREFER to keep things random not take things too seriously. I like to have fun and am usually smiling..i have heard its a little contagious!

I don't drink socially and if that's a dealbreaker then it was nice to have met you. But i do believe in having fun whether its having a a silly moment in public and funny cheers moments with friends, to sitting in one of those oddly comfortable lawn chairs gathered around a table playing spades and talking.. I am quite sarcastic and feisty! So if you don't mind having some fun sarcasm, then Im more than welcome to see how quick you are on your feet!

what I'm looking for!

I'm looking for friends, I work, go to school and got to the gym regularly. so that leaves very little time for time wasting.

I like to stay active, so if you have a membership at Golds then we can catch a yoga or Zumba class. I would also like to have dance partners since I'm signing up for hip hop and break dancing classes. Or if you feel like relaxing then i like to cook with someone and explore new food
and relax and watch a movie.

P.S. I love tattooed women, especial Rockabilly Girls and red heads.

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I gotta play somebody, might as well be you.