Lol thougt id share this one. Works like 90% of the time if your not a fucking weird
Open
Hey whats up my name is jake, had to me you (extend hand for handshake)
her: Oh im becky
(continue to hold hand and look at her like wtf) err well this is weird, we wont work now
Her: Haha why (or in some cases umm what)
I used to have a girlfriend named becky, she was insane. Bad bad memories lol
Her: Oh im not like that (90% of the time)
Haha, arlright so your totally sane and dont play games right?
Her: Yep i promise
lol, alright we can be friends now (while still holding her hand shake turn it into thumb war)
WTFFF!!!!... You said you didnt play games you fucking liar!
Her: lol
Okay this is bad, this is exactly how becky would act, your trying to seduce me. I cant help myself
*transition to more dating talk*
the end
Love this routine, super easy if im in a bad mood and dont want to make stuff up on the fly
I have a list of other routines like this here
http://collegeflirt.net/