Interesting Doc..
I'm impressed. You're obviously a legend in your own mind.
You were a realtor? Yeah I used to know a couple of realtors. Fortunately I don't know 'em anymore. Had to sell my own fuckin' house.
Did I ever tell you about that time while I was designing and building my log home, my wife and I put our house in the city on the market? And our cute little realtor that worked for the big agency? Man she was a little ball of fun.

Too bad she couldn't sell her way out of a paper bag either. Though she sure could liven up a mini skirt, and skimpy shirt when it was 20 degrees in February and she'd stop by to drop off a little paperwork. Remind me and I'll tell you about it sometime.
When I was 18 years old, we used to eat guys like you for breakfast down at Camp Lejeune, North Carolina.
You being a Mensa, you should know where that is.
I got all my teeth, even my wisdom teeth. Imagine that.
White trash huh? That about tells me all I need to know.
Talk the talk, walk the walk.

And good for your Realtor? I have to say thats one of the least thought out putdowns I've heard in a long time... there are over 2million Realtors in the US just being one isn't an acomplishment... next time do the "high status" thing and look past the mini-skirt.
I'm calling an end to this little arguement right now... at least from my side. Because getting into pissing matches online is just retarded, and honestly I'm a bit ashamed that I did. If you feel like the man based off of your experiences then thats your thing... But I still disagree with the way you attack people on here constantly.
And more Importantly I'm ending this out of respect for Easylovers thread... which I do believe brings up excellent points.