So I got a prop gambit I wanna try but figured I would get some advice from yall first.

Okay so the prop

Silver Bullet Belt

The Open:

Extreme importance straight faced "Guys! I'm looking for a man, 6 feet tall, sharp teeth, muscular build, and his hair is perfect (warren zebon reference).

response...

Shit, well if you see him let me know... the bastard killed my family...fucking werewolves...(enter prop) well it's a long story really. Well, I got a minute or two (FTC, Lock IN).

Werewolf story followed by a thread change to the little cousin that he ate... stories that are actually reality about my actual little cousin. Stand up and rock out with "well, I'm ready for that bastard now!" (pointing at bullet belt). Rock back in... back to werewolves... on to new threads.

Okay well that's the idea. I know it's a little out of left field but even though it's obviously a joke I think I can get enough DHV, attraction, escalation in on the downtime between werewolf shenanigans.

What do you think? How can I make it better? I want to use it on Saturday so hook a brother up.

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You can't forget about me, stupid. Everywhere I go ima have my own theme music.

I think it's way to surreal.

Try it and see what happens but I don't see it working as an opener. You could use it as a c/f routine if someone asks about the belt because then you're just messing with them.

Yes it is totally surreal. This started with people commenting now I want to go ape shit with it. I think it being so totally over the top is whats going to make it so great.

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You can't forget about me, stupid. Everywhere I go ima have my own theme music.