Sarge report

Saturday night went out to with a few of my friends to a bar down town where a band was playing. Not always the best environment for sarging because the music is so loud. Went there anyways because of lack of something better. I worked a 2 set and then lost interested so I handed them off to my friends. I then opened a 3 set of 2 HB8’s and one B6. They were tons of fun and I eventually brought them over to the other group and had them all talking. I negged the HB8 blonde and isolated her to a booth. I ran a few silly bar tricks on her, and made her buy me a beer, which she was shocked about. So tell her this is fun but I should really get back to my friends lets continue another time. She says sure gives me her number. Then I tell her “You really shouldn’t want to kiss me right now”(speed seduction). This honestly works just about every time, and they will just kiss me. If not then just use the line I didn’t say that you could. OK those were not the cougars.

This is THE BEST PART!
I stand up go back over to my buddies and I’m standing near the bar. This VERY attractive HB8 gets up and hands me a napkin, smiles, then sites back down. I open the napkin and inside it says “PUT YOUR MOUTH ON ME” with an arrow on it (no lie). I’m like no fucking way did she just hand me a note saying that. So I show a few of my friends and they’re laughing hysterically. I walk over ask her is she likes magic, she says yes I take her hand stand her up, spin her around, and take her seat (style). So I’m now between the other 2 cougars with the one that handed me the note in the middle of me. I run so game on her and her friends and they are all laughing. She wants to thumb wrestle me because she say me do it to another girl earlier in the night. The lights come on and she all like o man I wana bring you home but my husband wouldn’t like that. At that moment she takes out her ring, puts it back on, gives me a kiss while grabbing my ass and says, “thanks for a great time”. LOL defiantly a funny story and was a great time for me, even thought that night I didn’t get laid. I did pull a number and was able to srage a 40 something HB. Yesa

ahahahhahah... wow great story.


"my husband wouldn't like that" thats like out of a movie lol

and napkin pick up is classic lol

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thanks man. It was pretty funny. I still have the napkin. Maybe I will scan it in and post the picture. I wish I had my camera I could have take a picture with me her and the napkin.

i would frame that napkin and put it on my wall

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I'd rather go out swinging than strike out looking.
A lifestyle is a terrible thing to waste.
What I say when I see her is what I'll say.

ahahahha good idea.

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something tells me you probably could have f-closed this HBcougar. It's amazing what social proof and pre-selection do for you in terms of game without you even saying a fucking word. Trust me, she and her friends watched you the entire time saying......"he's fuckin got it going on".

OK well there seams to be some interest in this report so here is a photocopy of the infamous napkin
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Funny I didn't even realize until now that on the inside it says "save a horse ride a cow boy" (which you can actually see through the napkin) and "drink me" also with a arrow. They must have been deciding on which to use. LOL

Social proof defiantly at its finest. The fact that she came up to me and she wanted to thumb wrestle because she saw me do it to this little 22 something hottie, was AWESOME.

Probably could have tried the F-close but we were like a hour and half away from my house and I don't think her was a option. LOL next time

ahahahah you actually posted a pic. Thats badass. LOl good work by the way.

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motel!!! motel!!! motel!!! motel!!!

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I'd rather go out swinging than strike out looking.
A lifestyle is a terrible thing to waste.
What I say when I see her is what I'll say.

haha thanks Trivial for the props. I was a little board at work, the napkin was still in my car, and there was a copier close by. hahah

Ya Motel would have been nice. Would have been cool to go for the motel and have her pay. next time, when i sarge on a cougar