Ok dudes, this is a POF number close I got yesterday or the day before, I had noticed some sexy brown skin hottie on the "viewed me" with the best BJ lips i have ever seen, she is a HB9
ME: You know it's a shame...my parents always taught me to be polite and say hello
HB9: Why is that a shame, your parents taught you manners
ME: It's a shame because they didnt teach you any
HB9: And you're sayng that based on?
ME: Excuse me, how rude of me to base an assumption purely on the fact you didn't say hello, maybe you're just a nice and shy lady
HB9: Yes was very rude!
ME: Normally I wouldn't care...but I feel I should make it up to you, any ideas?
HB9: "normally I wouldn;t care" wow you sound like a right charmer!
ME: I can't charm everyone now can I? there wouldn't be enough of me to go around...I like you though
HB9: I would hate to hear what you'd be saying if you hated me
ME: Hate is a strong emotion, I think to hate someone you have to feelings for them in the first place...we only just met, although i do have my fingers crossed for you.
HB9: Do you always speak in riddles?
ME: I like your hair...is it real? :p
HB9: nope extentions
ME: So what happens when I pull on it?
HB9: Nothing - and why would you be pulling on my hair x
ME: When you teach me salsa, if I trip and fall I'm going to need to grab onto something, why else would I be pulling on your hair? x
HB9: I'm teaching you salsa?! hang on a minute - what happened to you making it up to me for being a div, that was short lived! x
ME: Well I'm still waiting for you to tell me how you want me to make it up to you, i'm good at that, you'll be picking fights with me all the time x
HB9: Well you was the mean one so it's ALLL down to you! x
ME: OK OK! Jeez...do you always get what you want? you should give me your number so we can discuss the details later, i don't make plans over messages x
HB9: Yes I do

077** ****** no text messages though as i don't make plans over txt :p x
ME: I'm going to txt you, I just won't make plans over txt...I'll call you around 10 x
OK I know it's a bit long winded but I just wanted to show how I DHV'd myself, passed her shit tests, made her think about sex (got the x's), avoided the questions I didn't want to answer and basically controlled the interaction - When I called her she though I was a complete div/twat, but SHE still gave me HER number and wanted ME to call HERRR, then for the phone call I turned on the charm, turns out she is quite old fashioned and wont ever approach a guy or even ask him for his number, no matter how much she likes someone, she wants the guy to have the balls to make the move, I turned on the charm and she was gutted she couldnt meet this week but we've made plans to meet up next week.
So what do you think? How would you have played it? Comments please
