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I had a rough day. I went to bed at 7pm and woke up at 11. This girl booty called me at 5am. She came over and was loud, going into my fridge, and being fucking obnoxious. She kept telling me how hot she was, etc.
I fucked her and then she tried to get comfortable, telling me to get her blankets so she could spend the night, I guess my bed wasn't warm enough for her ass. I told her to get her clothes on so we could go watch the sunset on my roof.
We go down to the lobby and out the door. She asks why we're going down here, and I tell her the roof is around the back. We get out to the sidewalk and I say, "See ya", and go back in. She tells me what am I supposed to do? I told her to get a fucking cab, and don't be so obnoxious next time. I was so rattled.
This is the series of texts that I am still getting-
her-you are the biggest prick i've ever met in my entire life delete my phone number you fucking asshole...i dont know who you think you are but fuck you
me-who is this?
her-you know who it is, fuck you asshole
me-domino's? you guys are 30 minutes late. I want a free order of breadsticks
her-i hope you fucking die
me-bukkake
her-you should grow up next time, I don't have to spend the night if you dont want me to
me-captain, get general schwarzkopf on the phone. I suspect foul play
her-what are you talking about?
me-I was a boyscout. I can tie 275 different varieties of knots. I can french braid my penis while reciting tony danza quotes.
her-lol you're crazy, me and amanda are going out tomorrow night, call me if you want to get together
Hahaha ohhh man. What a good girl.
I absolutely love this text exchange...