So I have been day gaming this hb7that works at the coffee shop by my house for a week or so and run into a whole slew of problems that you can find on other posts. Today she asks why I always pay 5$ for a mocha instead of making at home. I explain that I have this awesome coffee machine but I don't know how to use it correctly (semi true). She just happens to have a very similar model and we chat for 5 minutes while she tries to explain it. I can tell she has been digging me so I figure I'd try to get her back to my house. I ask if she want's to just come by and show me sometime because her directions are as confusing as the ones that came with the machine. She says she get's off at 11:00 and can stop by if I give her my address. So I give it to her go to work and let my employees know that I will be taking an early lunch.
11 am answer the door
11:10 learn how to use coffee maker while escalating
11:15 "I'm having such a hard time not kissing you right now"
11:20 "Smiling ear to ear with pasty thigh earmuffs"
11:25-12:25 "finding out my local barista can fuck like a champ
1:10 "posting it on here to brag about it.

Sky rockets in flight...
Back to work

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You can't forget about me, stupid. Everywhere I go ima have my own theme music.