My dick hurts. I'm covered in blood. And I just had one of the hottest girls in Vegas fucking me all over my hotel room.
This pickup is one of my all-time favorites. I hope you love it as much as I enjoyed making it happen.
The PU:
I met the target girl in Caesar's Palace in front of a bridal party of 20 people. I knew about half of them... the other half... well, they'll be going home with stories about me.
I saw her walk in with her friends and INSTANTLY knew she was a) my type and b) liked me.
As she walked by me I saw her look into my eyes. That set me off.
"Hey wait. I fucking LOVE your hair."
"Oh thank you so much!"
"Yeah, it is totally sexy... what are you up to tonight"
"Well, I'm just hanging out with friends for now... "
"Great... why don't you put your number in here so I can call you... you are totally my type"
"OK" and we exchange names
Done deal.
About a minute later one of my friends (who is a girl) comes up to me and says "Did you just pick up another girl?"
I said yep, why?
"Because I heard her talking in the bathroom.... she told her friend "I just gave this random guy my phone number... and he was totally hot!"
She said she almost asked her: "Was he wearing a blue shirt?" (that's me) Lol.
I high-five my girl on a well-executed pickup. Fuckin A. I love my friends.
SO anyway, I start the text game:
"Hey Cherish, it's Matt. What are you up to tonight?"
"Well, I just moved down here so we're having a house-warming party and then probably hitting some clubs. You;re welcome to join us"
"Ok I probably will"
(email me for a picture of this chick:
realsocialsuccess@gmail.com She's hot!)
Anyway... here's what happened:
Her and her friend came over at 3 am the night I met her.
I was going for a straight threesome. I chilled some champagne (I always have 2 bottles STOCKED), told the girl I was staying with "Pretend like you're asleep... I'm bringing two girls up here and taking them straight to the bathroom and getting them naked"
Lol, she laid right down and pretended like she was sleeping.
I get the message "Hey we're in the lobby"
I start walking down to the lobby...
And this is a precious moment for me. Here I am... in a big beautiful hotel, going to meet two VERY FINE girls at 3 am for sex, or at least that's my plan.
I'm thinking to myself: "This is what the Pittsburgh Steelers must feel like when they walk out of the locker rooms at the SuperBowl. Excited. Nervous. And READY"
I walk up to the lobby and see them SURROUNDED by ten drunk dudes.
I walk over very fast and confidently, grab them both by the hands, and walk away from the ten dudes. This INSTANTLY spikes both girls and they start hugging on me.
Now, the girl I was meeting is pretty damn hot. But her FRIEND is even hotter, and she's wearing this tight fucking dress that makes her look like something straight out of Playboy or Hustler... BEFORE they take off their clothes.
Fuckin Vegas.
We get to my room. Kenz is asleep (or pretending to be) and these girls are pretty damn loud.
I pop the Cris.
It's obviously way too loud in here for someone to remain sleeping, so I say "Comeone we're having a bathroom party"
These girls are ALL ABOUT IT. You can get away with anything when you're confident.
So my chick is beside me, leaning on the marble sink, and the hot girl is on the toilet drinking her champagne and sending text messages.
My new motto (for life) is "Get To The Point"
So that's exactly what I do.
I grab Red-hair by the waist and pull her into me. We start kissing.
I break the kis and say "Syndee... come here!"
She starts shaking her head no, like she physically CAN'T do it.
This kinda kills the vibe, and she starts asking me where my friends are, and if I know any guys for her to hang out with. She's nervous, but she definitely wants some dick.
So we go out to the bedroom and I start escalating BOTH girls. Rubbing their thighs, giving massages etc.
Long story short NOTHING HAPPENS. Kenzie wakes up, the girls have a 30 minute chat and leave.
FUCK. I'm so pissed. I suspect I can salvage it but there goes a prime threesome. Logistics are SO IMPORTANT in Vegas. They are the number one deciding factor of a lay.
In suburbia:
1. The girls aren't dressed as hot. Don;t get me wrong they're HOT girls... but they don't have the style of girls with money to burn.
2. If you fuck up, you're going to have to deal with social repercussions.
3. Logistics aren't so important. If you can't bang her at your place, you can always take her to a field or a secluded part of the nieghborhood.
4. TIME isn't much of a factor. If you don't get it Tuesday, you can call her up Wednesday.
In Vegas:
1. The girls are dressed to kill. They'll shop for 9 months prior to vacationing, looking for the perfect outfit, losing weight, working out, manicures, shaving their pussies into a VanGogh painting etc.
2. If you fuck up, nobody will know tomorrow. There are hot girls EVERYWHERE. She's just a number. Another body. Until you build the bond, of course.
3. Logistics are EVERYTHING. I always wondered why Nick Quick made such a big deal about logistics in his Same Night Lay course. Turns out, he plays the game in Vegas.
Here, you HAVE to have your ducks in a row. This means champagne, music, and SOLID GAME the whole way through. It's VERY hard to get laid in Vegas, compared to other places. (I figured I'd have 7+ girls in 7 days... not the case... I had ONE girl in 7 days, and a couple friends from home raping me occasionally)
4. TIMING is everything. You have to build the bond FAST. Get to know her FAST. Escalate FAST.
If you take anything away from this post, make sure it's "Get to the point!" Kiss her as soon as you want to. Rip off her clothes as soon as you're alone, etc. You never know when the maids may be stopping by... or other girls
---------------OK, so Friday night didn't end the way I wanted it to----------------
No threesome. No pussy. Shiiiit.
But two days pass and I start texting her again:
"Hey I got some bubbly in the room. You're invited"
"I can't I start school tomorrow"
"Just come over. I'll pay your cab fare"
"I'll think about it and let you know what I decide"
I get the text when I'm at dinner surrounded by 5 girls.
"Hey I'm bringing Syndee... is Mark gonna be around?" (Mark is my red-haired wing man)
"You bet! But you might have to chill for a few minutes when you get here... I'm at dinner with some peeps"
"Ok"
Now, after dinner Mark and I meet the girls in the casino. Both are looking pretty damn hot. I love how girls dress out here. Fucking BANGIN full time.
We sit at the bar for a minute, chat, and I can tell the girls are relaxing a little bit and settling into the groove of conversation.
Once I can tell that Mark can hold the convo, I move things along: "Let's go up to the room and listen to some music"
Cool.
When we get to my room Kenzie and this other girl (friends from home) are laying on my bed looking at shit on my computer.
"Hey Kenz. I need the goddamn computer"
She laughs. This girl is the perfect wingwoman.
We sit around for 20 minutes talking and watching videos on youtube.
4 girls, 2 guys. Whatta deal.
Mark steps out to take a phone call and I ask Syndee "Hey are you feeling Mark or not?"
"Not really. I think I'm going to chill with this other guy"
Cherish (my target) speaks up: "Syndee you can't. I'm coming with you"
Me: "Just stay here."
Silence.
I break the tension by rubbing Cherish's leg and talking about Pulp Fiction.
You can ALWAYS recover from awkwardness by changing the subject real quick.
Mark comes back and I pull him aside. "Hey dude, if you're not going to make your move I'm going to hang out with both of them"
Being ever-indecisive, he says: "We'll see... I'm probably not going to do anything" (I really needed someone from puaf with me!)
Fucking dude can't escalate. WTF. I'm pissed because he could totally be getting laid if he had some balls.
I send him out for drinks...along with Kenzie and Jill.
I turn to Sydnee: "It totally sucks you don't like Mark"
She's showing me pictures of guys in her phone... laying on my bed with my arm around her.
The whole time I'm talking to Syndee I'm escalating with Cherish (on my other side) to make sure she stays. I want her horny and READY when Syndee takes off.
Mark gets back with the drinks.
Zed's Dead baby.
Syndee does the coolest thing I've ever seen:
She throws her best friend to THE WOLF.
"Cherish. I'm leaving...I'm going to chill with Jake. Stay here with Matt, I'll find a ride home in the morning"
Fucking AWESOME. Syndee leaves. Mark leaves.
And I start making out with Cherish.
God DAMN she's looking good.
She goes to the bathroom.
When she comes out I throw her up against the wall and start kssing her, feeling her tits.
Here it comes.... Here it comes.... Here it comes... (I'm waiting for it)...
"Matt, I think you're really fucking sexy and awesome, but I can't do this. I can't stay here"
I've been through this before.
"Well why not baby?"
"Because... we just met and.... it's that time of the month"
"Show me the string"
She laughs. It's SO obvious I'm a player and damn good at what I do. Haha!
I continue kissing her and trying to figure out if she's telling me the truth.
She insists. "Matt, I'm on my period"
I step back, look her in the eyes, and start unbuttoning my pants.
"Well good... there's always other stuff to do"
(Other guy would say "OK, and start quivering"... I pull out my dick)
She grabs my dick and starts jacking me off.
Hehe... she doesn't know I can last all night.
I walk her over to the bed. She never lets go of my dick,
"Put your arms up" I command.
I rip her shirt over head... throw her backwards onto my bed.
We start PASSIONATELY making out and then the REAL game begins:
"You know baby... as soon as I saw you I knew you were right for me..." She laughs. "...and as soon as I saw you I knew something else too..."
She pauses. "What?"
"I knew that you gave one fucking awesome blowjob"
She laughs and motions me forward with her finger.
Oh fuck yes.
She lays me down on my back.... and proceeds to give me one fucking AWESOME blowjob.
(Aside: Do you realize that IF YOU FRAME THE GIRL as being a sex freak... she does her best to become one?... just sayin in case you missed that!)
I finally conclude (while she;s giving me head) "Ok, she's lying about her period... let's make this happen."
I sit up. "Take off your pants"
She looks at me funny... and then takes them off. No resistance.
She leans in and starts kissing me, careful not to open her mouth.
I tell her "Kiss me like you mean it" and that just sets us off.
I yank off her panties and starts eating her beautiful pussy.
The whole time I'm reassuring her "Damn baby your pussy is beautiful" and "You smell so good"
I'm spitting on it. Doing all kinds of freaky shit while she's moaning and squirming.
Jesus Christ.
I throw a pillow under her ass and start fucking.
And keep fucking.
And well, we're still fucking. (and other perverted stuff!... like using her blood as lube lol)
I hit it for 2 hours. All those sex books I've been reading have paid off.
A few funny moments:
1. Kenzie knocks on the door.
I have no shirt on.
"Hey I need my phone"
Here's your phone.
"Hey I need some money"
Here's 50 bucks.
"Have fun!!"
Lol, she'll be telling all her girlfriends about this. She leaves for 5 minutes and I'm already half naked.
Get to the point mofo!
2. Target girl shows me the pillow I had under her ass. It is covered in blood.
"So I guess you were telling me the truth"
Umm yea.
"It looks like a crime scene in here" (haha!)
3. Condom skills.
This girl got it going on.
She opens the rubber, spits on my dick, licks it for a few seconds, and then slides the condom on.
I'm smiling the whole time. Wonder who taught her that?
4. In the middle of blowing me, she starts asking me about FACEBOOK.
"So why is your relationship status "in a relationship?' Do you have a girlfriend?"
I have several.
"Haha, tell me about them"
I tell her... about all the girls with boyfriends who fuck me for sport.
She gets right back into it. I love facebook.
5. When I sent her off:
"Hey it was nice meeting you"
"You too."
"And it was nice having sex with you"
"Haha, shut up!"
Bye girl.
Bye guys.
CHAT