| Xmas- i bulk text my entire phonebook of flakes, with "MERRY XMAS!", i got loads of replies , a couple ended with them threatening the police on me if dont delete their number and the others flaked out
on one of my 1st reports , "LITHgirl" this lithuanian chick HB9 i nearly SNL'd ages ago, she responds very healthy, i got into roleplays such as her being a spy, she asks me for my facebook , i forgot how attractive she is, i tag her in a old picture
i text her for a while with my new text arsenal from reading "love systems ultimate guide to text and phone game" (highly reccomended) , she is a medium fuse , we just text and im making her laugh a lot, i deleted her text log by accident , but i got some of it left when i text her happy "new year" (she also rang me on new years by accident in her pocket)...
bla bla...
me- i dont believe you! AND! you kept ringing me the other night to get my GPS location to spy on me! x"
her-"lol you well funny! i wanted to ask your full name , wanna add you on facebook? x"
me-"ok, but you can only poke me 2 times a day *email address and name*
bla bla gobble di gook...(she left me hanging on a text for days but i didnt text her more than once in a row to seem too needy)
her-"hi there! no sorry from me, been busy and later been dancing just forgot to text you back , how are you? x"
me-"im good thanx , ive not been clubbing months! so will be busting out my dance moves also! , you should come with us x"
her-"oh dont mention it, me too! for ages really...well i cant and even dont want to lately.pretty busy...where are you going?"
me-"ive been pretty busy also, we have VIP at PURE nightclub, best music ever! but very chavvy, do you know what a chav is? x"
( i didnt mention gay village because the night she flaked me she was confused why i was always in the gay village , so i made up the VIP pure part)
her-"no i dont , what is it? x"
her-"i was thinking to ask you to go for coffee with me today, but i couldnt make it, do you have any plans on monday? x"
me-"a chav is a person usually young, that likes violence, fighting,not friendly and they steal for money people, Manc is full of them!"
(i dont reply to her asking me for a coffee to let her mind wonder)
me-"ok but..on 1 condition .. you let me play with your spy gadget weapons!., i work during day so we will have to arrange when we both are free? x"
her-"im free in the evenings x"
me-"splendid, we met on the dancefloor , we both like it (she does it as a hobbie), so i have idea..ever tried salsa? x"
her-"oh my god!!! i cant believe it! i was asking today my mates maybe someone wanna go with me , defo i wanna!! xx"
me-"its good fun, where did you think i learned my moves? , it starts on wed and fri at 8pm? x"
her-"good cause im free at wed and fri , is it in town?"
her-"i was thinking about the same one, anyway i would start to go there from next week so i bet i would meet you there lol x
(this text confused me , sounds like she is having 2nd thoughts and doesnt wanna to make it seem too datey, probably intervention from her mates)
me-" fri works better for me, so you can be my dance partner , but i must warn you of something...x"
her-" ok that is fine with me:) and what should i be afraid of ? x"
me- last time i spin my partner so fast, all her clothes ripped apart and was naked and embarrassed, will you be taking the risk? x"
her-"ha ha ha , im sure you gonna be gentle with me x"
me-" no promises:), im just cooking spaghetti, what you doing tonight..spying?"
her-" haha no, tonight im off, just after my gym on my way home, i love pasta me, will you go out tonight?"
me-"so you dance , gym and nice accent?!, you get 5 cool points!:p will be going out 11ish x"
her-"aw thanx and i wanna do yoga aswell lol what time you finish ur work tho? x"
(shes adding that she does yoga to get approval for more cool points , this works great for prizeability!)
me-"yoga makes 6 points so far!, 10 points you get a prize!:), i get home from work at 7pm usually"
so looks like a day 2 wit her soon,
now on to tonights field report...
Not been sarging in ages, we arrange a night, im feeling a bit anxious about it because its been so long and i thought i lost my mojo.
Fri-07/01/11-gay village
had 2 vodka redbulls before i went out,dressed very well, white shirt, skinny black tie, with black trench coat with smart pants and shiney black pointey shoes ,went to View, with Leeroy, and Seven and met gemini and CZ_voyager, watched a bit of porn to get me into sexual state before (right) hand....went to the dance floor, did 1 or 2 approaches , only a spin , nothing special, was pretty dead in there...
I approach this girl on her own, but i can tell she is lesbian, i do my stuff on her and she asks me if im gay and all that, she came out alone so i told her
me-"lets just be friends"
her-"yea sure!"
me-"...THAT KISS!"
her-"LOL!"
me-"just kidding , we are both obviously on the pull here, lets help each other..."
her-"ok lol"
(went round the dancefloor and we both see a HB9 smoking hot blonde , we dance next to her and her fat friend with bog boobs opens us, i motorboat her boobs and ask fatty to intro her to the blondey with a gay dude, i ask and she tells me she is straight, my lesbian pivot is dissapointed lol but sticks around and watches...Blonde girl is touching me and my charm is on form, she tells me her boyfriend is a contractor in Iraq,
i tell her...
me-"you must crave attention when your alone...hint hint "
her-"haha no i cant do that!, are you gay?"
me-"No, but if i was gay you could convert me..."
her-"haha what do you do for a living?"
me-"pro thumb wrestler..."
her-"haha ....really?"
me-"lol no, your so gullible,...your blonde its too be expected.." (back turned her)
her-"haha" ,
(she re-engages me then intros me to her other friends then tells me to take her facebook and leaves to the bar)
cant be assed wasting my time on weak leads- 60 years of challenge style, wasnt going anywhere anyway, but im soaking up social proof since she is the girl that stands out the most.
go to the dancefloor...i go back to pivot and we do this to 1 or 2 more sets, i take her number and say "lets just be friends, like hang out and stuff" , we exchange numbers. I see this HB9 brunette , very sexy, i felt the urge, i was super attracted to her , i get close and give her sexy eye contact with Pivot in my arms, she looks at me weird though
then i see her eye's notice the girl i was with then it turned into a smile, spun her dominantly, and locked into the wall, giving her the sexy eyes and caressing her hand but she wasnt really carresing me back
i say...
me- "who are you?"
her-"im HBbrunette, you?"
me-"Phil... (in sexy tone of voice and cheeky smile)
she is kinda giving me IOD's so i go to ditch her,but i remember to be persistent and keep ahold of her hand, she tells she has a bf and all that, her friend breaks the hand contact so i leave , i do my best...
dance with a few girls then, head outside to do some verbal, i see HBBrunette,talking to her friends, i go in with high energy and lock in at the wall, we start to vibe REALLY well, great rapport, she keeps telling me she has a boyfriend, so i think about ejecting to use my time more efficiently, she tells me her bf is a dick and used to beat her up,
i tell her maybe its something that she is doing that makes him do this (most people usually say "you can do better than him" so im different by defending her boyfriend she starts to justify why she hates him and why hes a dick, i tell her that i lost a lil respect for her since she lets guys like this treat her this way, and we really vibe,
i ask her for feedback on my approach and she said it was the best approach she has ever had, i ask her to be friends and ask for her facebook and i say...
me- "as soon as your facebook status says your single im going to take advantage of it"
her-"lol ok"
(she then inserts her phone number into my phone and i do the whole nick name and call each other trick, im also sober at this point)
her friend is a lil bit of a obstacle but Seven does a good job of winging so im one on one with my target, again a great vibe, i qualify her and and she is super responsive qualifying herself , we ask how many people have we slept with and she says 5/6 and im vague with my number
me-"i like adventurous girls....bla bla"
we are touching each other and im doing a bit of sexual tension stuff , this HB8 opens us asking for light...i say "thats the worst chat up line i ever heard..but im flattered" and i gave her sexy eyes and we makeout in front of HBsexybrunette , she gets ASD and her friends are leaving...(im in super state)
i Vibe with HBsexybrunette more and conversation goes really deep ,she says to me....
her-"im sorry, i need to apologize for lying to you.."
me-"what do you mean?"
her-"i dont have a boyfriend....im single"
me-"what the fuck, what was the point in that?"
her-"i dont know..i tell most guys this to stop them coming on to me but your really nice.."
(Massive IOI)
me-"you cant say im nice! nice guys finish last!, bad boys are dicks like your ex boyfriend. im something else...."
her-"which is..?"
me- "im ...a... good ...guy..." (in slow sexual tone,grab her hips and trangular gaze and we finally makeout)
BE PERSISTENT,BOYFRIENDS ARE A SHIT TEST!!IF SHE IS TALKING TO YOU ITS ON BUT YOU NEED TO CALIBRATE IF SHE IS INTO YOU OR NOT, IVE GOT ENOUGH EXPERINCE TO IDENTIFY THE
SUBTLE IOD's and IOI's
i go to try and solidify the phone number and say...
me-"are you drunk? i dont like giving my number out to drunken girl that wont even remember the previous night antics"
her-"no its ok , i want you to text me bla bla"
me-"coolio, i feel like ive known you for ages.."
her-"me too, you better text me!"
me-"why wouldnt i , hey what are you girls up to now?, you wanna get some cheap vodka and hangout at my crib?,i dont do one night stands, so you will have to be on your best behaviour"
her-"haha yeh right! ,i dont believe you.."
i dont push it , im happy with the solid phone number ,suddenly a fight brakes out between a girl an the bouncer (who is black) , and she shouts "you black bastard!!!", i shout at her and say "OI"!!!! MY PARENTS ARE BLACK!!!!" the whole street laughs including my target (im a white just incase you didnt know) lol
We hug goodbye and leave on a high note . They go back to dancing in VIEW, i dont follow her like a lap dog , dont wanna seem needy, i shoot the shit with the boys for a bit outside
, then i suddenly recognise a girl from a few months about to walk past me, she was the twin sister of the HB9 hottest girl in the room girl who i instantly made out with in View , she was very sexy and i never forget a face,and im good with names now ,used to be useless with names, i approach the mixed set
me-"hey HB9twin sister name!!"
her-"im not her...(i disturb her)
me-"your the twin sister right?"
her-"yeh how did you know?!:)"
me-"i got off with your sister a while back she was really cool and also very sexy
(she is flattered since they are identical twins, she starts to ask me questions about when and how etc and i tell her the story)
me-"im going to call you Tia and Tamera"
her-"lol!"
me-"ever swapped positions and shared boyfriends? the switcharoo?"
her-"lol no!"
(i have a genius moment, old set HBtwin target is in Wales)
me-"hey ,got an cool idea, call her for me..."
her-"lol ok!"
(she rings her sister , and she doesnt remember me of course, she tells her sister about the funny random situation and that i want her number this time as last time her friend ruined things last time by puking and she had to ditch me to look after her before i got her number)
they are speaking to each other and my target who is in Wales asks her if im fit or not, she replies "yes", and she tells her to exchange numbers
NOTE:- Remember names and faces! being sober helps!
i text my target to get me in her head ASAP as the next day she probably wont remember....
me-"nick name!, this is Phil, i never forget a face!, how is Wales? x"
her-" im in rhyl,hahahaha well pissed!!! u good stranger? xx"
me-"im splendid! , you are the fish that slipped thru the net!, but lucky for you my memory is of a Elephant and of not a fish x"
(next morning she texts me)
her-"haha good to know ;p, sorry im replying now, i had a few too many vodkas last night haha.what you upto these days? x"
me-"thats ok . just dont try to booticall me, im not like that , im doing my usual stuff, work, travelling, reading the to elderly, curing cancer..the usual whats in Wales? x"
(still on going, will let ya know how it pans out)
I speak to her sister for a bit and vibe good with her (she has a boyfriend), and she compliments me , i ask her to DHV me to her sister, (they are obviously really close since they are twin sisters so she can be a massive help to get her to see me) , i intro her to my boys and leeroy starts to cold read them and stuff and they eventually leave and do their own thing.
i go back into view, im in super state and i feel like i can pull anyone , but i see HBsexybrunette on the otherside of the dancefloor , so i dont want to start gaming other girls , i dance with a few old and fat disqualified women to make it seem im a fun sociable guy, i make eye contact with HBsexybrunette and do some dancegame on her, shes all over me, i dont wanna seem too needy.
So i do a takeaway,do belt limbo on the other side of the dancefloor with some other girls with Leeroy, the place goes wild, i see HBsexybrunette want in on the action , i signal her to
come do it too, and we hold hands and do it , Seven dances with her friend a bit who feels a bit uncomfortable everytime i kiss HBsexybrunette, soon as her friend back is facing me i'd makeout with my girl, and touching her ass and stuff, gazing into her eye's , this girl is something,i spin her and my bracelet gets caught on her handbag and i can not get it off .to save my life,
i tell her ....
me-"its yours for now , but i trust you that i will see it again "
her-"lol ok "
she eventually dissapears, but we still text each other night long..
i go back to the dancefloor and we film each other gaming, im practising 60 years of challenge method on everyone, some get freaked out and so go ok, but nothing special, its completely different game when a camera is on you, i spin this one chick, and escalate , she tells me she is lesbian, i tell her i can convert her and she laughs, she asks me to ask a girl out for her, play cupid and take this HB9 lesbo hand and introduce her to the girl, then i see them go home together
im trying to game chicks , when this huge transvestite comes up to me and says "you are ugly and your breathe stinks" , i laugh in her face and back turn ,she pushes me, what the fuck! lol , what the fudge! , she starts to approach every girl and starts telling them im ugly lol, what a cunt head, he/she/it was huge! he could probably beat me in a fight physically but i cant imagine the emotional pain i would get if i was to get the shit kicked out of me by a tranny, she starts dissing me to my boys when we all agree to leg it from her, and we leg it from it, why the fuck do i always get myself into these situations.
I bump into a old ONS 2set that me and Seven closed half a year ago, she recognises me, and i approach and say "THIS IS AWKWARD!" (with cheeky smile) and i escalate but the ASD is cock blocking me, im not that interested anyway.
me and seven open these HB6 Milfs, i dance with her and she wants to kiss me, im worried that HB sexybrunette might be near by so i dont kiss but keep the tension, i do a takeaway.
i go outside and do random approaches , HBmilf come out and i start to talk to her and isolate whilst seven and leeroy talk to her friend, my target isnt that hot but wanted to see how far i can push it. I talk my random funny stuff bollox, shes very witty and had to control the frame , my wit overpowers her , i dance with her in the street, escalate and we makeout i then tell her...
me-"i like only sexually confident girls.."
her-"ok then..
me-"i dont think you could handle me sexually, im too naughty for you.."
her-"i dont think you can handle me more like..."
me-"i eat girls like you for breakfast :p"
her-"haha.."
me-"you know ...i hate sex..its for hippies"
her-"huh?"
me-" i hate sex, i hate that feeling of mindblowing orgasms (giving her sexual tension , with my body language eye contact)
her-"lol your not making sense.."
me-" i hate it when i pull on the girls hair dominantly, its horrible (i pull on hair as i say this, and she gives me puppy eye's), what else do YOU hate about sex?"
her-"oh me too! , i hate it when its rough and hard.."
me-" thats the worst aint it... especially when its deep, wet and hard"
(we makeout some more)
me-"im going to take your phone number, and we can do things we hate together sometime, unless of course you can still handle me of course.."
her-"lol ok, text me"
(number exchange, i dont go for the extraction for some reason, wasnt attracted to her to be honest)
i do more approaches in the street ,"hoovering game", getting late, i see old ONS girls , she is with some dudes that will probbaly close her , i make eye contact with her and say...
me-"round 2......?"
she smiles and ignores me lol , im just fucking around , i signal a girl standing on her own and point at my cheek, she gets confused and approaches me (she has a piercing on her cheek) i say....
me-"im sorry i thought that was a bogey for second..."
her-" (not impresssed), she said its a piercing
me-" i say oh is it , let me have a look" (as i do this i put my face closer to hers then, make eye contact , and go for the makeout , she laughs and rejects it, funny shit, end of night
im also texting HBsexybrunette the entire night.. here is the text log.. .
me-"this is Phil dance off xxxxx " (her nick name for me)
her-"its *name* vibe" (my nick name to her since i had a great *vibe* with her)
me-"name! this is a VIP phone number please store with care!, dont you get too drunk and get amnesia! x"
her-"hahah i wont x"
(sometime later on)
me-"you gone home you light weight?! xx"
her-" nope about to have ago at a person that insulted me"
me-"haha you love them really, this transvestite keeps trying to fight me! xx"
her-"hahahahahhaha xxxx"
me-"can you beat it up for me? bring Jess too! x"
her-"haha we are waiting for the late bus so if you bring him here then ok lol x"
me-"i did tie limbo again and took her down by the neck! , text me 2moro that you still have my bracelet you thief!;) xx"
her-"i know its still on my bag n you text me just incase you dont remember me i dont wanna lol xxx"
her-"jess has just got it off with out braking it so its safe xxx"
me-"ok, it neeeds to be re-united with me!:), why wouldnt i text you... x"
her-"just incse you dont remember xx"
(this is a super solid number but you never fucking know so dont get my hopes up)
me-" i will i promise, good night x"
her-" well you text me 2moroa then if you promise night night x"
THE END
good points:-
went for what i was very attracted too and she could feel what i felt, genuine connection like HBblondey from my avatar
persistence!!! (this is crucial!, calibrate her IOD's and IOI's dont listen to the "i have a boyfriend bollox" , read her body language)
thinking outside the box with the twin sister idea
was in super state
HB9's are starting to like me more and more
was very well dressed and felt good
still got my mojo i thought i lost!
bad points
alot of my 60 years of challenge method seemed too gamey ( i need to go on the feeling more, i was playing up to the cameras that leeroy was filming me)
breaking rapport too much gives the girl the excuse to leave
could of probably SNL'd HBSEXY and HBMILF but chickened out
a few dancing monkey moments
my parents are not black
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