I love it when you get txts like this:
"Hey it's kari. now you got my number. use it if you want lol. thanks so much for lastnight."
I actually have girls thanking me for BLOWING ME. I didn't even touch this girl, she just made out with me, gave me massages, and blew me a few times (and swallowed
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I'm constantly amazed by the lengths to which women will go to be with a fun guy.
You just got a massive hint as to how to make ALL pickup work. Bring the fun!
Here's how this LR went down:
I'm outside this bar smoking a cigarette when two cute girls walk out.
"Aww are you two leaving? WTF we're just getting started!"
"No we're just smoking."
"Oh thank heavens hahaha"
I'm hammered if you can't tell.
They warm up to me fast and I move in to touch the cuter one. I like to touch girls BRIEFLY so they can't ever say "whoa buddy, hold up"
If you just brush their arms a few times (confidently!) during conversation, you're sending all the right signals. And the girls like it too.
Enter: My boy Dray (the kid who ran through the wall in my house).
This dude has some different game (he thinks he has to lie to girls to pull them), but what he says is SO FUNNY that girls love to be around him.
He is THE funniest person I know. The dude could have the Pope in tears. And it's the same with girls.
As Dray is working the magic I'm touching my girl behind her back so nobody can see us.
I throw out the champagne invite:
"Hey girls I'm having an afterparty at my house. I have wine, champagne, and 2 different strains of medical pot"
They laugh and this gets us on the subject of drugs. One of my favorite topics because just talking about drugs makes people remember what it feels like to be on drugs. It raises the energy level immediately and it's perfect timing.
We're like "You girls are SOOO coming home with us." and we look at each other and high five. They're fucking howling.
I say "You girls aren't making decisions anymore. (they laugh) Let's go get another beer and another shot and do this"
We go inside, rip some shots, and my UNCLE shows up and starts introducing me to family members I never knew I had.
Am I seriously pulling women at a family reunion?
I quickly blow them off and we leave with the two girls.
Next on the menu:
Bubbly.
Buds.
Bras off.
Titties in the mouth.
Lol, I'll quit. (sorry)
I isolate my girl into my bedroom and show her my new Marilyn Monroe poster. She likes it and helps me put it together.
I throw her up against the wall and start kissing her, and we walk back out to the porch smiling.
It's definitely on. This girl is cute.
We're having a mini champagne party on my porch, and I have my hands all over my target girl.
FUckin A I'm good at this.
Next thing I know we're on my bed making out, and here's a big secret:
When she's laying in your bed and says "No, I cant do this" for whatever reason, just ignore her and pull out your dick.
Seriously, ignore the statement so that the energy shifts back to agreeable, and then get her touching your dick.
She's only saying that shit to keep up with the joneses. I don't even know what that means but it sounds right.
Haha.
We're making out hardcore. I'm rubbing her pussy on top of her jeans and she's moaning and obviously very horny.
I say "let's go pick some music" and we get up and walk over to my computer.
Keep in mind I am ANNIHILATED at this point. I know it's on. I know she knows it's on. And I have in mind one sentence:
Get to the fucking point already.
She's picking songs on my computer and I pull out my dick so it's right by her face. She looks up at me with a smile and I say "Suck it" as I lead her mouth to water.
Oh fuck yes.
I gotta go clean this fucking place.
I'll add to this post a little later.
md1
CHAT
