I did some mall game today. Please critique without mercy. Thanks

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I went to the mall today; intentionally dressed casually: red flannel pajama bottoms, a white undershirt, no shower, no deodorant; because I wanted to build my confidence of picking up girls while not feeling fresh. I know.. Hahaha.
I warmed up by just asking random people the time or directions to a store. I gave off friendly vibes as I did this and feel like my positive energy reflected back to myself in the responses I received. (Yes, I am stoned as shit.)
I start off a conversation with a woman working at Belks about which cologne she prefers and sprayed on what she liked on one wrist, and what i chose on the other; and started asking girls which they favored. (MM). None of the girls were very attractive in my opinion,

, so I didn't try to hold the conversation long. I then told the saleswoman that her choice lost in my "testing," (Hers won btw), and fluffed, but I knew I was fighting an (ALMOST GODDAMNIT, ALMOST) impossible battle, as this lady looks about 40 and I'm 16; so I peace after about 30 sec of small talk.
I do some legit shopping. I N-close an (approx. 18 year old) Hb7.5 by going into a hat store and asking which hat she thought I looked best in,--playfully: being goofy and getting laughs/smiles, and kino'ing by putting hats on her. I ask which hat was her favorite, and then buy a completely different hat right in front of her, fluff, flirt, and n-close. (Pretty sure i saw this routine somewhere in the forum but can't remember where).
My computer is about to die so I'll post the rest later, LMK what you think por favor.