Your writing style is seriously awesome and I think your a cool person as well. Love to read you getting approached by women. Especially the KFC girl

Keep up the writing!

I read almost everything.But i have only 1 question.How do you make that girls open you?Even girls that aren't so hot don't look at me,and when there is a girl that i looks as though she likes me(how i look) she keeps eye contact and then starts being shy,wondering of or something.It's how you dress or are you like a model or something,can't wait hearing from you!
Keep up the posts!!

Thanks Mol I really do appreciate your support

@robiz: lololol I am definitely no model. Really dude, Im not
much to look at. I get crap all the time on being skinny, and to some of my friends
I'm ugly. Im a combination of sloppy and clean. I've got medium hair which I make really messy (the I just woke up look) and wear nice clothes. Cardigans,
vests, kinda scenish. And thats me haha

As for the girl part, I really go for the 3 second rule. If
I don't have anything to say I look around (not at her) until
I do. I'll comment on something she's wearing, doing, then
add something funny. For example: Just yesterday an hb8 (asian,
red hair, rocker chick, hot) stood behind me in a line at Walgreens.
I noticed she ad a purse and I told her I liked its color. I never
compliment on physical features. She lit up with that simple compliment
and started talking about where she got it and on the convo went. By they
way long ass line.
me: I'm ninja by the way (60 handshake)
her: I'm blahblah nice to meet you (interested...)
me: Damn dude why is it so freaken cold?
her: Omg I know feel my hands (I feel them up lol)
me: yep cold. Dude your hands are so small! (put her hand up against mine)
me: you're weird (smirk)
her: oh shutup (she pokes me in the chest playfully)
Finally it's my turn and I tell her to stop talking to me, she's slowing me down, and she's causing traffic.
laugh laugh...blahblah...
I pay and wait a sec for her to finish up to walk her out.
her: aww are you walking me out (sarcasm)
me: hell na I'm giving you the honor of walking me out.
We walk outside then
NOOOO!!! Damn, I find out she has a bf since he's right there having a cigarette
in front of us.
Greetings are exchanged and I give them a quick goodbye.
damn...



Now that I look at it, women are all opportunities. I believe
every girl you ever meet checks you out for 1 second out
of the corner of her eye. You might not see it robiz but
they give a quick judgement. Seriously I tell myself
"F it, if she rejects me or I piss my pants trying to talk, only these
people will know" hahaha. I still get f'n nervous though...

Yea and the only reason you guys hear about my encounters
with hb8's and above is because they are usually easier to talk to
then 7's and below. If you open successfully they talk a lot
which helps people like me who have trouble coming up with
things to say.

I don't write about my fails much but the worse one i got was
me: I think you're pretty (or something like that)
her: ewww no...
LOL it was like a punch in the stomach
It hurt but whatever
Or on rare occasions when I talk they just give me a stupid look and
walk away. Like I said, barely ever happens, most people are raised
with good manners. After that I laugh dudes, I simply laugh...

Anyway I'll be back shortly on what has happened so far.
laters gents

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hey man, big fan of yours, im starting college next september and your stories and tips will help me out beforehand. I was just wondering though, wtf is the 60's Handshake? thanks dude, stay execellent

hey whats up ozzy, the 60's hanshake is from some page I read here.
From what i understood, i go for the hanshake and hold it
for a good while to let the girl know i am no
ordinary man. Whilst handshake i keep eye contact
with smile and let a little sexual tension build in the silence. Done and
then i move on...

Anyway guys I realized the art of pickup has a lot of haters. While out
with a cousin I was checking up on the forum, he caught
me and asked me about it. Once i explained it, he
was nonstop making fun of me. That ticked me
off so i challenged him... learning pua vs cocky idiot.
(cousin is a dumbass, muscular, good looking dude basically)

The battle started:
Him first. (Note this was at mall) he went up to 2 hb8s (both cute white girls)
him: hey ladies, how ya doing? what brings you to the mall?
hbs:*smile* shopping of course
him:thats cool thats cool(he faces just one ignoring the other)
him:anyway i just wanted to say you're like the most
beutiful girl ive seen here. can i get your number?
hbs: (look at eachother with ? look)
But damn she gives him the number. But shes all weirded out when
giving it to him. It was like a 30 second pickup from what i saw. damn
Then his jolly ass comes over and says "thats how its done".

sheeit. Ive never gotten a number that fast...
My turn. I went into a Macys and down the jewelery
section. 2 hb8s(hawwwt latina girls, hourglass bodies) following right behind me for a while now...
(I let a couple seconds pass)
me: (over shoulder *smirk*)hey can you guys stop following me?
hb1: immediately starts laughing AND then snorts!! (lololol)
hbs: laugh laugh
me: settle down piglet (im laughing)
hb1: im sorry i was just soo... off gaurd
me: haha its cool, i like your boots by the way
hb: yea? thanks i just got them
hb2: so whats your name? (leaning into me)
me: ahhh well my names ninja and you girls are??
(i go for regular handshake with hb1 and 60 with
hb2)
they tell me their names.
hb2: i like ur hair (she starts patting me lol)
me: yea, i think its sexy too
they laugh. I start with the how long have you
guys known eachother routine. They talk blah
blah blah and i push them to walk with me. As they
talk im just nodding my head alittle input here and
there. (Ive got two girls at my side, woot woot).
me:you know what guys, i have to get back to my friends
but you should give me ur numbers to chill later.
Turns out both of them have bf's but hb2 insists
on me looking her up later. So i write her name down and wala im done.

lpua 1 vs ci 1
Ahh he starts bitchin that it doesnt count it doesnt count.
whatever.
his turn. He goes up to an hb8 blonde head on and i just know hes going to
fail. 1. Hes walking way to fast and 2. i read to not approach if your
going opposite directions.
him: hey uhhhh i just wanted...
hb8: (cuts him off) i have a bf and pretends to talk on her phone.
him: wow nice
DONE and FAIL
At this point im laughing and he says she was just a bitch.
my turn: I decide on an hb7.5 scene chick just my taste. (blonde with pink
streaks, alright body, coulda been an 8 if she were like 2inches taller).
I pretend to look at the same shirts shes looking at.
I purposely bump into her(really small aisle)...
me: oh crap! sorry lemme just squeeze my fatass through here
hb: lol (cus im skinny)
me: (i grab her by the shoulders and move her)
me: there we go... so what are we looking at today? (looking up at wall next to her)
hb: (iois with hair touching) ahh nothing im bored, just lookin at shirts (looking at me)
me:(still ignoring her) sounds interesting... whats with the hair?
hb: the streaks? idk i like them why?
me:(smirk, and now eye contact) i was thinking of getting
pink streaks too but now i cant cus of you
GOLD MOMENT: We look at eachother for like 5 seconds straight. I know
shes waiting for me to say just kidding but i hold.
hb: lol shutup( she hits me)
me: jesus christ i know you for 1minute and you're already hitting me.
hb: lol
me:anyways...(im brushing myself where she punched me)
im ninja and you are...?
hb: im jgfklgf
me: are you serious? thats your name?
hb:lol yea why?
me: ohhh nothing (sly smile and look away)
hb: tell me....please tell me
me: its nothing really. anyways, (i take a look at the time) ahh damn
i gotta go, but you should give me your number so we can chitchat later.
hb:i have a bf though...
(seriously another bf wtf!!)
me: ohh, well i can crack my wrists
hb:huh?
me:ohh, uhh i thought we were talking about things that dont matter...(i give
her my most serious face)
takes her a second...cmon blondie you can fo it!...
hb:lol nice one...ok
NUMBA CLOSE BABY!

Score for the pua way! muahahaha! my cousin is then telling me that
my way are stupid and i just got lucky. Psh yea right, and that was pretty much it.
We both chose to stop. (note: throughout these two pickups i was
scared as hel, i dont like an audience but alll is good, i manned up).

The day after I decide to go out at night with a friend, and he decides to invite his
friends too. So all is cool until his friends arrived and one of them came up to me.
hey my sister says hi...
me: (awkward) uhh tell her i said hi too...
(note: before all this, ive met this guy before. Id seen him with his sister
while I was at a store with a friend. I did not know my friend was amigos with him
at the time and i thought they were just two random people{i made eye contact with her}. So my friend asks what do i
think of the girl, and i tell him shes hot and id hit it. My stupid ass friend tell her brother
and apparently shes flattered i guess and thinks im cute. K back to story)
him:im just telling you right now, if you do something stupid i will break every bone in
your body.
(might i add his arms are the size of small tree trunks lol)
me: ohh shit dude...im not gonna do anything. i dont do friends sisters
after that we were cool with eachother but WTF REALLY?

how am i supposed to disarm the dude. i would like his sister but i prefer life instead.
what to do?

and thats all ive done so far. ok well im off to read
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Whats up guys

I just wanted to say this whole going out once or twice
a week just isn't cutting it. My anxiety is still as high
as ever when I see or meet an attractive girl. So
alongside many others, I too will attempt the 30 day
style life challenge.

As for the hb with streaks, so far good. Ive been practicing phone game with her
and am planning to take her out. Lol and just to tell you guys
the "well two is always better than 1" bf destroyer line works. My friend used it
and nclosed.

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Hey ninja, this is a weird question but would you mind if you posted a pic of yourself? I come off as a creeper but I'm just curious as to why girls open themselves to you so easily. My friend is a really good looking guy but really shy and girls are always trying to flirt with him even when hes just sitting there. I want to see this 'theory' applies to you as well.

yea daftpunk I planned earlier to post a picture of myself, but
i suspect there is a certain someone here among the forum.
If this person were to find me on here, they would ruin me. They're
an asshole like that so for now Ill remain a mystery.The reason
they open Ive yet to find out. Like i said before im not
goodlooking.Try checking out your body language, I always catch myself doing something wrong.

anyway i havent had much time to attempt the 30 day challenge
because Ive been studying for finals on free time. Now that
im finally free I have a large amount of time to sarge. Plus add the fact
that after 10 fukn million years ive finally gotten my braces removed

So yea lets hope for the best...
later guys[/quote]

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Hey man, im going to college next year, just wanna know if u live in dorms or at home , beacuse the college im going to is like 10 mins away and was wondering if the college experince is only true if u live in dorms.

It seems that girls are opening you which indicates you are good looking or interesting looking. You should capitalize on that. One thing you might wana do is start hitting the gym to put on mass. Its hard work but gives you that extra boost of confidence. Even though PUAs say looks should not make that much of a difference, for us chodes, it makes a good difference.

my bad i took so long ive been hella busy...

@ozy:yea dude im still living at home. No you don't have to live on
campus to get to all the parties and stuff. Just make friends and dont be the quiet guy. Luckily my crew consists
of party animals who are always inviting (although i can never find time to go...)

@maximus: probably go with interesting look haha. Its probably because girls
would never expect a guy like me to approach. Yea i guess ill start
working out... Im sure it'd help with my anxiety. Yea thats the thing too, i
suffer from genuine anxiety attacks (feels like heart attack, body goes numb, you think you're going to die).
Completely different from AA.

anyway, ill be back to inform on what ive done.
later dudes

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Long time no write...

Stylelife challenge: working on day 7

what's up guys, I just wanted to fill in a little on what I've done, which is almost
Nothing. I've gotten like 1 number close while shopping at best buy. Nothing
That good to really write about in depth.

one thing I have been doing is reading a lot. I've finished 2 books from mystery
And many others.

I attended a party on new years with some new friend and happened to cone across
A couple of hbs (mostly 5-7). Point is i was really uncomfortable as I'm not to familiar with night game and parties. Well apparently looked interesting enough
So that they would let my friend know.

Anyway the whole point of me writing is I'm im free tomorrow,
and id like to sarge. Now since I've written that I've promised you guys a field report.
Haha now I'm forced to

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So, my sad attempt at pickup today...

Went to the mall with a friend to try and continue the game.
AA was hanging on to me all the way through but I broke it eventually

First girl was what I thought an hb8 but soon found out otherwise. She was
A worker and the only good looking one so far (blonde rocker). I thought
for like 5 minutes on how to approach and decided that id try and get
help from another worker, make them laugh,get her attention and bring her
into the convo. Lol I was at a baby clothes section and told hb4 I needed her
Quick opinion on which outfit to get for my friends daughter. She wasn't really
enthusiastic at first but I got her to start laughing a bit. Anytime she picked
something I would disagree with her and neg that she obviously wasn't with the
latest baby fashion. So blahblahblah she left, meanwhile hb8 was listening in
while folding clothes.
I turn to her...
Me: so what do you think about this one?
(OMG I just noticed that's she had sores all over her mouth, not real pretty)
Her: idk what kind of taste does your friend have?
Me: well I don't really care if he likes it, maybe I'll take one that
even insults him( some of the outfits insulted the dad)
Her: lol well then how about the mom, won't she get mad?
Me:well if I could get her mad too that'd be great, she's a bitch
Her: lol your a nice friend...
Me: the nicest!
Her: how about this one
Basically it went on like this for another minute or two. I'd decided not to go
for the number close, I felt no cool vibe, she bored the hel out of me, and the sores
were not in her favor. FAIL

Next...
After the mall we decided to drop my friend off at some club . As he leaves, me and my other friend decide to join him for a little bit. As we're walking down
the parking lot, these 3 girls all whales stop call me over
and ask where are the parties at? LOL, sorry i laughed so hard inside at the
sight of them.
Me: ugh idk dude I've been looking all night
hb0: oh well that's cool, hey do you have a gf?
Me:mmmmmmnoo.... Hey I'll catch u guys inside later
So we head into a sausage fest in there and just take a seat. Alot of
Latin style musics going on and there are literally no good hbs.
Finally my friend spots a group of 4 that are have the complete
Attention of all the guys in there. They start walking out and my friend pulls me
Up to go in for a sarge.( Hbs weren't really my taste but i tag along, funny thing is all the guys were onto us but just looked to see if we were really going to do it)
Friend: hey wait guys, you know where the parties at?
They turn around and tell us the address of the they are going to.
Me: how come you guys are leaving, you had all those guys? (Sarcastically )
Them:lol it was boring
Me: yea i feel ya
My friend continues talking and manages anl funny number close.

And that was my fr for today

What i learned: nothing important

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Just thought I'd write about my fails today. I finally understand night game/club game whatever you want to call it. Wow music, music, music; is so fn loud! Its true that nonverbal definitely comes into play cus I didn't know wtf I was doing.

Concert:
Hmm first off let me say it was beautiful, and it was ladies. 2Nd I came late; therefore, it was getting a bit dark ( im a daygame kind of guy). My friend had invited me over to be a bit of a wingman since he had a date with an hb8.5 preppy girl and I figured she'd have a goodlooking friend. So I excused myself for a bit from him and said id come in later with an entrance of some sort. In the mean time i walked around and saw girls everywhere, but they were all with dudes!!
Now usually i know that it doesn't mean its their boyfriend, but i just could not get rid of the aa. I had no where to meditate for just a minute i couldn't escape noise.

So you know what my grand entrance was??(oh by this time i saw them)i grabbed a half empty water bottle and threw it at the people in the front audience lol. That got a couple laughs from the hbs, my friend, and random people. The one meant for me wasn't much, hb7?( short, prep, something) I knew in my gut i wasn't going to click with her we just seemed to different. MY MISTAKE : I didn't even introduce myself to her or the other couple they came with I KNOW I KNOW!!WHAT A RETARD RIGHT?
SO our time was filled with awkard looks, turning away from each other, my friend was failing miserably, it was sadness all around. Fudge! Were so close to each other too but it was just so loud! I didn't know what to say or do besides smile...
So my friend ended up failing and so did I.

That shook me up so bad I wasn't even able to sarge anymore cus aa was through the roof. I'm fn pissed just writing about this because I literally missed more than 100 opportunities that I'll never get back.

I remember I was happy with pua when I kept this journal alive so im coming back.
Fuck I am angry...

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Haha, don't worry bro. There are plenty of other concerts you'll get the chance to sarge at.
I'm just now learning about pua, and I just finished my junior year at high school. I'm quite shy though, and I plan on removing all AA over the summer.
You're an inspiration to me, and I love reading your crazy ass stories. xD
Glad to have you back.