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PostPosted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 5:01 pm 
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Hey there.

So I was talking to a few people about some of the strange experiences they've been subjected to during sex and wondered if everybody has crazy experiences or if it's limited to just a few of us lucky ones. So what's your story? Have you had any weird encounters?

I'll go first...

I once slept with a man who thoroughly enjoyed the taste of metal during sex, so much so that he would suck on a teaspoon, or ask to do it in the kitchen where he could lick various metal objects. Now I know festishes are a personal choice, but there's something quite off-putting about someone sucking a teaspoon mid-coitus!

Ok so, what have you had to "put up" with? Anything to make you run a mile?! Or perhaps just a little weirdness that makes you chuckle on hindsight?

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 12:02 pm 
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Weird sexual excounters are mainly from my own doing.

I had a girlfriend that squirted once and I realised that if I did certain things to her in specific ways, she would squirt everytime.

This became an obsession (still is I guess), because it's the easiest way to make sure a girl doesn't fake an orgasm. Unless she squirts, I'm not happy. Weird hu?

p.s. Every girl (after I learned what to do) can squirt.

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I once had a girl who warned me "she was small" as in she had only had sex once and was still very tight, she said "omggggg ughh small" and in the back of my mind I thought she was talking about me, so I started nailing her hard and she started screaming and I yelled "TOO SMALL HUH?" she had no clue what I was talking about Lol.


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:22 pm 
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p.s. Every girl (after I learned what to do) can squirt.
well whats the technique? lol
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"TOO SMALL HUH?"
ROFLMAO BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 10:01 pm 
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How to make women squirt?! That's special Scyth Magic!!!
I'll only tell the proper technique in a PM and providing you're not in the same country as me.

I can't have every girl saying I'm the SECOND guy to Give her a proper orgasm, let alone make her squirt.

If you really want to know, PM me. It takes a little practice, but seems to be a generic technique, like licking the clit. Works on every girl.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 6:55 am 
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I'll only tell the proper technique in a PM and providing you're not in the same country as me
Good because Im from NZ :)
Looking forward to your technique :)

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Weird sexual excounters are mainly from my own doing.

I had a girlfriend that squirted once and I realised that if I did certain things to her in specific ways, she would squirt everytime.

This became an obsession (still is I guess), because it's the easiest way to make sure a girl doesn't fake an orgasm. Unless she squirts, I'm not happy. Weird hu?

p.s. Every girl (after I learned what to do) can squirt.
Erm, are you busy this weekend? Haha


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