ok so i am new to the forum and pretty new to the game, haven't been out sarging heaps yet, but have had some success, almost an Fclose but got kind of shot down by a bit of LMR, as well as some of my own psychological issues i need to work though (have just come out of a long relationship and still into her a lot.. big time one-itis) but i have got her is such a good place, she is begging to hang out!

But anyway.. i have come up with a few lines my self. one i have used in field and i really like, the other 2 i just thought of then, i would love some feedback on them though, and definitely some results of in field use if anyone wants to try them out. i am hoping to try some this week.

one is an opener i call the Harry Potter opener.

you: 'hey i need to ask you guys something.. are you into harry potter at all?'

them: mixed answers.. but usually more than one person in the group is. most of the time someone is really into it. so it grabs their attention completely

you: "ok cool, well i was wondering if you could help me out then, so i have recently decided to start reading the books" "..I know i am totally behind the times." (or something like that, as a response to their reactions) "but i have seen all the movies, including the most recent one. now my dilemma is.. i dont know whether i should read all the books before the last movie comes out oorrr wait and see the last movie and then read the books ..what do you think?"

them: chicks fucking love harry potter!

i kind of throw in a bit more stuff when they start giving me answers but thats the main bit.
I like asking this because i really want to know! haha
and for some reason its always the hot girl that likes it too!



ok next is just something i thought might be a bit fun when introducing a the girl you are gaming to someone.

i call it umm.. cat food ad girl..? i might work on the name.

you to someone: "hey this is (girls name, or maybe a random name just for fun?) (pause i guess) she is actually one of those people who prepare food for those tv ads you see.
you know those blah blah blah ads or those blah blah blah ads.. (say things like.. big mac ads, where the burger just looks so amazing or what ever but then last say "or those cat food ads.")
she actually specializes in cat food!
you know how you see a bowl of cat food on an ad and are like (in a kind of confused/angry tone as if you don't understand why its so good) 'Why does that look soo good!?' 'i want to eat it' "

them: "haha oh yeah"

you: "well thats all thanks to her!"


lats is maybe a kiss close, or just playful game.
not sure about the last line but its more just about the idea.

you: "well... (putting arm behind head and leaning back and breathing out. like you have to do something you dont want to i guess) lets get this over with i guess.. "

her: "haha what are you talking about?"

you: "well, i know you have thinking about kissing me ever since i first came over here. so we might as well get all this tension out of the air. ..before someone gets hirt!" ..or let me know any other ideas for this last part. its kind of lame.

anyway. thanks for reading let me here some feedback!
ps. PM me if you want to go sarging in Melbourne, Australia!

nMack