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celesguy
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Huge Tip!!! Don't know if you all know this or not yet but if you post a status update and nobody responds just delete it and continue to update your status until somebody finally does. This way your page stays filled with other peoples responses and makes you look less like a loser.
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ǝןƃuɐ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooן ɐ ƃuıʞɐʇ sı


̿̿̿ ̿' ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ this is a stick-up... give me ALL yo [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]!

U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish cant Drown


--^v--^v--^v--^v-_____^v--^v--^v-- For a second there, you bored me to death. Next.

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this thread is huge with pretty good information. i cnt wait to try em next time rush hour on facebook happens..

keep em coming guys, especially now the holidays coming up, we got to be ready
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"Bitch I do me, like masterbation"
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Not really a DHV, but..

"_______ is retired. I was tired yesterday, and I'm tired again today!"
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Great thread & awesome lines! :wink:

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Another big tip!
Any of the Chuck Norris fact jokes are amazing for DHV. Just replace chuck with yourself. For example, I don't swim, I push the ocean out of the way. There are literally millions of em you can use that make you sound like a bad ass. Also saw one that said "I suck dick fuckin pussy" which made me laugh but I would be careful with that, might turn away some of your more innocent types.
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"Real buety comes from the inside thats just what ugly people say" 4likes in less then 1 minute
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80% of people in the world do things because they want something in return, like if your the 20% of people who doesnt expect anything in return

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"Guys chasing you? Thats nice to have. Only time i ever chased a girl i was playing tag"

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I got 99 donuts but a bitch ate one ^.^

So many likes lol , like 25 of em' :D
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How's this not stickied yet?! 17 pages and running!

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This thread is full with FANTASTIC status'!

I've already whacked a few out and the people are lovin' them!

Bookmarked this thread, it should be stickied though :P
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