must be the best joke ever... joke that gets u laid

No life- check
No interest in helping anyone but myself - check
17 year old virgin living with parents - check (hell im 20)

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Message screams loud and clear to me and i had just recently came to the conclusion and thats why i made my a thread here. Get a life then think about the girls. Tough love lol. I'm already working on getting a job, then a car, then moving out with peers.

This thread can actually be pretty helpful and motivating it really depends on how you look at things. This reminds me of a story a friend told me before he went to the army.
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Two boys raised from the same father. 1 rich, 1 poor, are interviewed by a news reporter.

News reporter: How did you become so poor?

brother 1: Well life was rough and I never had a father.
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News reporter: How did you become so rich?

brother 2: Well life was rough and i never had a father.
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See the difference here? One looked at the situation as an excuse to fail. Another used it as motivation to work harder and improve himself.