An Almost LR - LMR conqured then...WTF!



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 7:02 pm 
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So had a HB7 over last night for some fun everything was going great... Used Styles energy routine mixed with a nice sensual massage to overcome her LMR. She kept saying control yourself, while I was slowing working her clothes off saying I am the perfect gentleman. This chick was purring from my massage and my fingers inside her :D When she finally said do you have a condom, the unexpected happened. WTF semi hard limp dick ruined my night! And I wasn't even drunk! I told her I blame the rubber. I don't know if this was too AFC but I also told her that I might have some feeling towards her and maybe I thought too much and that is why I couldn't get it up fully. This is the 1st time this has happened to me and now I am mentally fucked. Will this happen again? Should I get Viagra? Even though I got her off, my bed was soaping wet from her, she was totally(or seemed) cool with me afterwords. But, now I feel so stupid and un-manley that I think my game has been damaged. I'm almost afraid to go out sarging with the guys tonight... I feel like yelling, getting shit faced drunk, and smashing things right now. I wont, but I need to do something now so I had to get this off my chest and rant. Limp dick is not in the PUA manual lol.


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 7:54 am 
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Salut!

HighGrade, although the problem might be serious, the way you wrote it actually made me laugh :twisted:

First things first - don't masturbate. Just don't.

Then, the feeling you are having is not that you've had Limpy, it is that you've had an opportunity and wasted it. I strongly suggest calling this HB7 and seal the deal. But be alpha! No apologies, don't mention the Limpy. I've had this problem once whikle %wasted and the "Aliens are coming! They'll kidnap all the pretty and sexy people on Earth! Don't worry, you are safe, I just wanted to say goodbye." text worked perfectly, it made her laugh, re-open conversation and showed that I don't give the fuck to what happened.

Salut!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 5:06 pm 
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Your fine mate. "maybe I thought too much and that is why I couldn't get it up full" i know its hard but try not to think about it to so much will put you off!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 5:58 pm 
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Things are pretty complex down there. But i find its best just to relax, you probably realised last minute that you actually were pretty into this girl and then things went downhill from there.

Just try relax and go with the flow.


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