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Location: Barcalona, hostel
When: During July/June 2010
Time: 12 o'clock
Why the hell would I be in Barcelona?
I'll start explaining that first,
One of my SPAM had an internship in Barcelona for 6 months, it was her 7th month. Meaning she had all the time to show us around in Barcelona, and most of all BEASTIN' IT UP in a city that never sleeps.
We'll call her HBrebel
This is not her story however,
My other SPAM had joined me aswell, 4 idiots going to barcelona as how my other SPAM 'black' would call our trip.
We had to stay our last 2 days in a hostel due to some issues, which aren't really important. And after-all it turned out for the best.
We dropped our bags off at the hostel, 'black' started talking to this girl. To which he later referred to me as being "FUCKING HOT". He has a rather weird taste in women, so I dismissed him and called him a fool. In response he showed me his butt. Did I tell you I have a bisexual SPAM? Loads of fun....
I was kicking the shit with some british girls and adoring their accent in the mean time.
Our plan was set for the night, we'd tear it up. We decided to do some drinks at ryan's pub. Just as we arrived 3 guys stumbled out, claiming they had closed it down because someone had cut himself pretty badly a few minutes ago. They said they knew another place just like it, we decided to tag along.
They were the most ridiculous guys ever. All 3 of them originated from Poland, or so they said. And lived in......NEW JERSEY. fuck yeah, I had finally met some guido's. Think stereotype Guido minus the fake tan and amp up the bravado.
I bullshitted around with them.
me:"how do you relate to the mtv show "jersey shore"?" after I had heard this guy was from Jersey.
guido:"FUCK THOSE GUYS MAN, THEY'RE FAKE AND LOSERS...~goes on a rant about why~"
me:"So how are you gonna explain that abercrombie shirt you're wearing?"
SPAM: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Guido: "fuck you man....."
SPAM: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Guido: "it was a christmass present"
SPAM and me: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Great times were had.
We decided to go clubbin'. The guido told us he'd get us in for free. (my SPAM ended up shoving the bouncer 20 bucks"
The guido was hilarious inside that place. He'd stand the whole night with a few girls. I chatted a bit with those girls, they ended up being Italian and knowing not a single word of english.
me: "you do realise they don't speak english AT ALL?"
guido: "yeah, but they're cute, so I'll stick around"
I ended up making out with one of them, but this story isn't about her either
, just alot of kino/EC .no words were exchanged. I can explain if anyone feels like it in a seperate post.
After bullshitting around in the club, totally tearing it up.
FIST PUMP FOR LIFE
I never beasted that hard, the club closed and me and this british dude I was talking to got physically kicked out because we wouldn't leave untill we were done with our beers and our conversation had ended. I now had learned not to piss off bouncers near closing time....
We took a cab ride home and fell asleep.
Next morning I woke up to the sound of chatter.
It was black and what we will now shall call elly.
I overheard her saying she was from Canada. I got up a bit.
me: "yo, is it true they sell milk in bags over there?"
elly: "yeaaaaaah, hahaha"
me: "you guys are weird ~passes out~"
I woke up a few hours later, elly had left but black told me she'd be joining us when we would go see the match of that day (it was during the world cup, which was a really awesome one, except for the part where the referee had shit in his eyes at the final match).
Black had agreed to meet her at plaza de catalunya. I decided to keep waiting with while the rest ventured out to the bar where we would watch the match.
My SPAM wasn't wrong, she was hot.
me: "I don't think I've properly introduced myself yet, hi I'm vaj"
elly: "hi, I'm elly"
We took a cabride to the bar.
Chit-chatted a bit. I learned she was in Barcelona for castings......What kind of castings? Apparently this girl was a model, a pretty good one. Had an international fashion model career going for herself. Oh yeah, she lived in Canada
Me: "aren't you afraid guys will just like you for merely being a model?"
elly: "yeah, it happends, but I weed those guys out quickly"
Too bad, I'm not one of those guys.
We arrived, we got out, we entered the bar and met up with the rest.
It was one hell of a match so I was paying more attention to the TV screen and yelling than her. Although I did notice she was occasionally staring at me, Winked at her and got back to yelling at the TV screen.
The match had ended, we got outside.
And I ended up talking to her, about our HOPES&DREAMS.
Great stuff really.
Now, you should know, this was all during day time. Before this I had barely picked anyone up during the day. Sure, few numbers here and there, but nothing solid.
I decided to take it slower than I'd usually go when I'm at bars/clubs. Still got kino and strong EC going on, just smoothen it more.
We connected well.
This entire day was our last day in Barcelona,
And I had invited elly to go out with us on our last night of total chaos.
She was up for it and joined us later that night at HBrebels appartment. I was playing stupid ass songs like "karma chameleon" and "club tropicana" much to my SPAM dismay, but I thought it was hilarious.
I was sitting across the room with the laptop, elly was sitting on the couch. Looks were exchanged, this was going well.
We arrived early, which was perfect. We all immiediatly move to the dancefloor and started busting out our fancy dance moves. I suck at dancing, we all did. We were a bunch of idiots clueless of what we were doing, it was hilarious.
It started to get busier, a lady and a dude started dancing on the stage. now they COULD dance, I decided to grind against the lady to much of her dismay.
hehehe
I jumped off the stage, grabbed elly's hand and spun her around. placed her arm around my neck, picked her up and spun around with her in my arms. She loved it. Loved it so much she pounced me. We were making out.
elly: "you're insane"
me: "you haven't seen ANYTHING, yet"
We had to leave, because our flight was departing at 6 in the morning and we had to be at the airport at 3 am.
Elly had agreed to come visit us, asap.
4 days later me and black went to pick her up at the airport.
Showed her around town/appartment and we played a game of risk with our SPAM and her.
We were sitting next to each other, and we created an alliance. Us vs. world bubble was created. We ended up winning, we wiped everyone off, we ruled!
Then we went to the next soccer match the netherlands had to play. We won. We afterpartied at our fav. bar. We had just arrived and elly already pounced me, out of nowhere. Make out (I found out later my SPAM took a picture, I'll ask him for it and can upload it if anyone wants me to), I pushed towards a corner, grabbed her hand and placed it on my cock. "let's go home" (I live 2 minutes from the venues and the venues are all located in street). We got back, I pushed her onto my bed, I started taking her clothes off.
She stops me and says
"I don't think I can do this"
I was caught dumbfounded and asked her "whut....?"
"you know, sex"
"that's okay, we'll do whatever we're comfortable with"
I started making out with her again, this time I'd take breaks, to 'cherish' the moment while looking at her, playfully backed off while she tried to kiss me and make out again, with more fury and PASSION. It worked great, clothes were off and if you're not old enough to guess what happend next you shouldn't be on here.
She ended up staying for 1,5 week, fun times were had. I showed her around the country, yada yada and guys would ask me where the fuck and how the fuck I got her.
funfacts:
This girl had a boyfriend, I figured this out when I asked about her "in relationship with..." status on facebook. Her explanation was as following: "he's just a really good friend, yeah we have dated but the status keeps creeps away". When a girl is justifying her actions to you to not seem like a slut. you have 2 choices: 1. call her out "you're such a little slut" (playfully, mind you) 2. YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP.
anything other than is going to fuck you up.
Also Yeah, she had a boyfriend, I didn't care. She would have to go home eventually. And aslong the bf isn't a friend of mine, it's fair game
This girl also had a fake engagement ring to keep guys at bay when she would be alone, hot girls are crazy girls.
After 10 days she went back home,
Which was a sad sad day.
Anyways, I fucked a hot model for 10 days! WHATUP
oh yeah, for people that wonder what she looks like:
blurry pic, but it'll have to do for now
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