| So yesterday was an extremely eventfull day, first I had sound check with my band, then later the Gig, where we rocked the fuck outa the joint, everybody was bouncing! Then after the Gig me and my Wing Gonzo (or terrorbyte) went out to a club, we walked in n it was approx 1 AM, so there were plenty of HBs so the game was instantly on! We were ready for this!
So we go to the bar, Gonzo orders some shots, so i get two beers, next thing I know I'm being groped from behind, this chick I almost had a thing with had grabbed me and we began talking, now this chick is a 6 so she was not a target but I did decide to try my game for shits n giggles! so she says "you're still as hot as always" very direct, personally I don't like girls to game me, I dont feel like I've earned it and kinda feel like a piece of meat, "Thank you" I replied "That's because I'm a 10" instant AMOG and cocky/funny and DHVing! she agrees that I'm a 10, "hmmmm, you're an 8" I tell her, this goes down well because now she is trying to EV to you know and it is quite a good neg too (I said 8 even though is in fact a 6 because I didn't want to put her down too much, plus for some reason this chick thinks she's a 10) then we fluff for a while so I so tell her I'm going for a cigarette and will see her later, I didn't want to see her later, as i said she was not my target, I hadn't seen a worthy target yet!
Now Gonzo and I take a short walk around the club looking for sets with a worthy target, didn't see anything over a 7 so we decided to go for that cigarette, here is when I see my target a cute petite blonde with the tightest body I've seen in my life a definate HB 8... She's in a 3 set with 2 female friends a 5 and a 6, I give myself the three second rule, so I approach "Do you have a lighter?" I ask, while holding a lighter in my hand, she ferries around in her handbag to find her lighter, hands it to me, when she does I have just sparked up my cigarette and cooly reply "it's ok I don't really need a lighter I just wanted an excuse to talk to you" and she laughs a good IOI! So then we fluff for a while and talk about work, I tell her I'm disposable cigarette lighter repairman, and she works at a jewellers, and then it hit me, this chick almost sold me a ring for my ex and I tried gaming her then, so I ask if she remembers me from the store and she does, so we talk about that and then she tells me how attractive she thought I was I simply say "Thank you" NEVER return a woman's compliments, it sucks, never tell a woman she has beautiful eyes, or she looks good! If she compliments you then she is establishing value for you so you don't have to DHV, if you do return compliments she will no longer need to DHV and this is what you want she has to DHV this shows she is picking you as a potential suitor!
Moving on, we're fluffing now n I'm putting the Kino out there big time, playing with her hair, getting in close to talk, rubbing her shoulder when she teels me a story about some sad shit, I'm always touching her! Then I try something I saw on youtube on Gambler's seminar, She said something, and at this point I thought I was losing her, fluffing had got too much n it could've been a LJBF moment, so it was do or die, so she said something, and I pretended I didn't hear her "Pardon" sI move in closer, she repeats herself "Excuse me" moving closer again, she repeats herself, "Sorry?" moving closer untill our faces our touching and I cup her face with my hand, she lets me and she about to repeat herself again, but I put my finger to her lips "Ssshh" I tell her "I heard what you said I just wanted to get closer so I could kiss you" and WHAM! Kiss Close!! all withing approx 45 mins, I tell her then if she thinks she is taking me home she has another thing coming, "I'm not that easy" at this point I KNOW I've got the F close this chick is so into me, telling me how cute my smile is, how cool my hair is etc etc!
I meantion I'm in a band, (this always helps) and she asks about the band I tell her I'm the singer and then ask her what her favourite song is, well it turns out to be a song we're working on in the band Take That - The Flood so out of nowhere I break into song, she is weak at the knees by this point! I've DHV'd even more now n she feels she's not worthy of me, I'm making her seduce me! Putty in my hands!
But then disaster a guy comes over who she doesn't know trying to bum a cigarette, he's trying to game her! I know this approach n it sucks! So I tell him it'll cost him £2 the poor sap only has £1, and make a point that if he's gonna bum cigarettes of chicks in a club n hoping to pull them his game is all wrong, then I grab my HB and ask the guy "don't we look good together?" and I get him to take our picture on her phone AMOGing him instantly he soon leaves. Also with taking a picture she has a momento of that guy who was really nice, and she'll remember me!
"I'm thirsty" I say, "let's go downstairs and you can buy me a beer" I didn't ask I told her, women follow orders well, if you ask them to buy you a beer they won't but showing balls and being the AMOG and leader she will do anything you want! so we grab another beer, "If you're thinking about taking me home tonight, then I'm only coming back if I can see you again" this line is great even if you don't mean it, remember its not lying its flirting! so we exchange numbers, she has a quick rendezvous with her pals n shows me off to her pals like some prize trophy, we catch a cab and leave, we arrange at her place, A nice large one bedroom apartment with a nice vibe... It was time to go caveman, this is the best approach to the Close! just grab her and throw her around, pick her up kick the door open throw her on the bed and tear at those clothes! The next 2 hours equalled possibly the best sex I think I have ever had! my dick favoured me greatly! this is not for bragging rights I am surprised at my efforts!
So to recap, DHV almost instantly or get her to DHV you, remember a rich guy will not have to tell you he is rich, you can tell! Neg, not too much if she seems LSE like this chick, AMOG and go balls to the wall with this if there is an obstacle, put that fucker down untill he is more or less in tears! make jokes about his clothes and his hair, they'll soon get the message! I tried the direct approach last night and it worked, because I got her talking to me I got her attention, then went under the radar! the less you say about yourself, the more she will want you! I made her think she was seducing me, when really I was pushing for this all along!
Anyways, I'm true to my word and a good PUA should always see an F-Close again! Always! plus I kinda like this chick we share a lot of passions n have the same interests!
Oh and here's a good line if the conversation is stale n if you think you might be losing her "Beauty is common, so I want to know why I should sleep with you and not any of the chicks in here tonight" works like a charm! it shows that if she replies, then she's still interested and at the sametime she is DHVing!
Man I should write a Fucking book on this shit! 2 weeks single, 2 nights out and 2 F-Closes 100% game! That's good going so far!
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