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danw
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Probably the oldest one in the book...

You: "Did it hurt?"
Her: "Did what hurt?"
You: "When you fell from Heaven?"
You: Cuz your face is fucked up :twisted:
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"heaven" line is very common =\
just like this old one:

You: "tell me, is your dad a terrorist?"
she: "NO"
You: "oh, cause you look like a bomb"
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A guy I used to work with actually said this to a HB8 bartender with somewhat of an athletic build said with lots of energy:

"Oh my God! You're built like a BRICK SHITHOUSE!"

She turned beat red, smiled and said, "I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not." It actually sort of worked because she came back and talked to us on and off and even shot me a few IOIs (which I didn't consciously recognize at the time). The guy was a bit of a natural, and fearlessly belligerent. But unfortunately he could also be a crude, drunken mess that got himself into trouble...

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My dick died.. can I bury it in your ass?
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I may not be as Hot as Brad Pitt, or have the muscles of Scwarzenegger, but licking Im a Lassie
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Hey guys me and some of my friends are having a competition, its where we use the worst pickup lines we can think of on girls just for shits and gigs. If you get a number out of it you get extra points.

So whats the worst/funniest pickup line you guys know or can think of?

"What you got in your pants?"
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