Ok, me and some of my mates was out on the town and stopped by this restaurant to grab a bite to eat, before hitting up the town again. As we was in some meaningless conversation, I noticed this poor afc walk in with a easy 9(first one I have seen in my current city). I could tell that he was on a first date, by the sweat pouring down the chaps face. So I thought to myself, "I will go help this chap out." I excuse myself from the table with my colleagues and make the approach.

I walk up to the table and act as if I know him. (I am a master bser) He actually begins to believe we went to school, together. He then invites me to sit at the table so I take seat next to his date, because if I have a choice to sit next to a female over a male, I will choose female every time. I throw up a time restraint, "I can only stay for a couple moments, my other friends will miss my company if I stay away to long."

I sit there for a solid 10 mins bsing with him and showing no mind to his date(None). When I feel a slight rub against my let. I think to myself, "It was just a accident." So I just ignore it and continue talk to this chap. about 5 seconds later I feel a much more intimate touch under the table(A long slow rub down my leg) Again I continue talking to the guy, but I ease my hand under the table and inconspicuously move her hand off my thigh. I then place my hand on my thigh(So I can reject any further interaction with her.), but it fails she takes my hand into hers and moves it over to her thigh(Remember I have not said 2 things to this girl.) Then the player in me takes over(her touch was to nice for me to resist further.) So I begin rubbing her thigh and ease my way up to her clitoris(Note: While all this is happening I have yet to stop talking to this guy).

This is when things got bad, I had been sitting there fingering this guys girl for about 10 mins and he finally started to figure that something was off here. Probably because she moved in closer to me. And the afc begins to tear up... He quickly excuses himself to the restroom and I look to the girl and say, "That is really fucked up. What the hell was we thinking?" Then I stand up to walk away, take one step away and look over my shoulder. I give her a real fucked up stare and say, "Really really fucked up." Then I hand her my phone. She puts her number in my phone and I walk away.

Me and my friend leave before the guy ever gets back. Here is my question, Should I call this girl?

Make sure to use the banana phone when contacting imaginary friends

I always do, lol.

treat her like the lil Slutty Mc Numnums that she is... You went in with good intentions... It isnt your fault that he is an AFC and cant handle business... Would have been a good way making money if you tracked him down and taught him a few things... However... an AFC is just that. And he was out of his league.

Call her with an address and time. And close it.