how about "so what you're saying is you're a 9ish then?"

or "whoa.... cuz of that response you totally just made me realize my scale should go to 15....!"

or, "so i guess that answers the scale question about your sense of humour"

or if you just want to tell her to fuk off something like "so is this the wrong time to ask for anal?"

shes clearly got no sense of humour.. or at least not a sarcastic one.. personally that'd make me drop her... but maybe shes just dumb at understanding tone through text.......its ONLINE tho.. she wont give a shit about u yet at all.. so theres no recovering lol.... you can try and say something like

"hmm.. you totally took that waaaaay too seriously and ruined the game... now IM offended.... clearly the only way to resolve this is with thumb wrestling.....

isnt that cute, we already had our first fight.... now that i know you have a sense of humour because im telling you it was a joke and you can stop being offended!

we can actually talk for real.....
"

then say somethign actually related to her profile......

but meh id just move on..

So I decided to compare the results of this line with the opener I use most often. I'll be posting the results whenever they come in. 10 HBs per opener.

Great answer - love it. The anal response is pretty funny too lol

lol thanks guys but it was of no use because I tried writting back and the bitch blocked before i could ever respond . no fair!

I had one say something like: well depends on the chemistry I have with that person... usually b/w 4 and 5... -_-

She was actually being honest...

I cant think of anything in C&F style...

Any ideas?

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I think this will work on really hot girls only lol....

Ok so after 3 days of monitoring the progress of testing out this line on:

6 HB10s
4 HB9s

8 Unread, 1 reply, 1 account deleted before read.

After testing my own line on:

5 HB10s
5 HB9s

8 unread, 1 reply, 1 read no reply.

I also sent out my own message to 4 HB7s & HB8s in the meantime.

3 replies back, didn't monitor the last one. No reply yet.

I've come to this conclusion: HB9s & HB10s probably don't use POF that often. It's ok for meeting normal girls or even pretty hot girls. I've met a couple on there already, but I think the most you'll get out of POF is usually an HB8 (depending on your standards of course). If I get any progress from here on the line we're speaking of, I'll note it, but I'm going to stop monitoring diligently.

Thanks,

-Enjoi-

hey enjoi... you need to also when you search ONLY message girls that are ONLINE NOW...... otherwise you'll get tons of unreads or unread deleted as they log in and clear out the pile.... cuz the subject line is catchy.. you may get a response.. hence the insecure ones seem to lash out, but nonetheless take the time to respond..

message the online ones... they already cleared out the trash and your message will be new...


also use this opener from OP on girls that have weak ass profiles.. not ones that put super effort in or it will be offensive, unless their profile is snobby.....


i tried it last night for kicks...

response this morning..


her profile

oh and also consider that your profile could be terrible... or just lame.... and the quality of your pics will also matter eh...

I tried it out for fun tonight with a HB8. This was my response:

"Hahaha what?! i wouldn't call myself a snob, but that is by far the
funniest message I've received so far. "

True say. I agree - I probably should have contacted girls that were online at the moment. I've had good success on the site over the last couple weeks, I just moved to Toronto and I figured I'd try it out. What I've found that works best for me is the following:

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**Insert Generic Pickup Line Here**

:P

Although I'm sure you'd love to hear another cheesy pickup line, I'm different than the other guys on here. I think you're beautiful and after reading through your profile you seem pretty interesting. I'd love to know more about you.

--

It plays up the theory that well... let's face it, girls get hit on at least 5 times a day. Girls on networking sites like that get hit on every message. I've found this is unique and usually gets me a response 3 out of 4 times. HB8s at least.

Feel free to try it out and let me know how it works for you guys.

So I used the opener 'ok so you are attractive but do you have a personality?' 2 ladies messaged back so far saying pretty much da same shiz' yes I have a personality' I was gonna respond with something like, 'does your personality always respond with open ended statements of how you do in fact have a personality, but don't ask me to demonstrate it.'
What adivce you doods have on how I should respond to this?

One thing that I've learned is that a year from now, many of those ladies will still be on POF, or they have found Jesus like so many disillusioned women have done. The last time I sent a lady a message, I commented on how in her profile it said "No perverts allowed". In my introductory message I said,"So that means I can't dress up as Bozo The Clown and take a crap in your purse?" She at least sent me a reply saying, "No."

That is hilarious! props.

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hahaha i just did it. the girl replied and said "hahahaa1?" loll whats a good response to that my fellow brethren??