Hey guys im two step. Ive been doing PUA stuff for about a year now. Im hugely rsd, but still use alot of routines and mystery/old jlaix stuff. Just gonna start posting my fieldies here because its seems like a solid community that i can get help and help in return

Field Report. Happy Yogurt Hand Jobs and Mega Blow outs And dragon force t shirts
August 26th 2010

Hey guys, 2nd field report on here enjoy

So im in college station again. I dont think in have properly explained how bad my permanent living place is for pick up though so i will now. I currently am a firefighter in Abilene Teas. There are 3 colleges there that combine have a student population of maybe 5-7 thousand, maybe. The biggest of these colleges being a super christian church of christ college.

On top of this there is only 2 clubs in town that a white guy can comfortably operate in, that close at MIDNIGHT, yes midnight. Fucking churches make sure that this does not become a fun college town. On top of this the clubs our both in the middle of nothing, so a quick venue change is not a option. The clubs are also very low energy, so id compare approaches there more to day game than anything else. The hardest part of all though is when i go out i see the same people and am recongnized alot. Relentless escalation and borderline insane sexual tactics are not really a option because i have not perfected them yet, and if i fail enough with them here, i will become labeled as that creepy guy at the bar, which i sorta already am lol, but i play it very cool so i get away with it. Sadly enough though i have to stick to playing semi nice and not being to outrageous so im not black labeled

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE
My work schedule is VERY lenient so i travel to college station and austin a shit load. This is where i try all my crazy shit and basically go insane. with out further ado my field report


MAJOR learning experience tonight. I show up in CS(college station, or location for A&M in texas) around 10 pm, enter my friends house during a party and surprise all of them. I then begin to get very drunk. This night overall was very hard as i found myself being a value taker ALOT. The only reason i found some amount of success was because i could band aid it with alot of experience.

I start being loud at the party, alpha and so forth, and i have this reputation here so its not hard to do it. Im failing at things im usually amazing at though like charming people and spiking energy because it is not me being myself when im doing this, more so me doing a impression of what people expect from me when i come down. I still manage to have fun. End up walking around the party with a wife beater that says virgin rapist on the back and getting multiple pictures of me choking chicks, because that was my thing for the night apparently. I get pretty drunk and we go to northgate (like the 6th street or major party location in CS). I dawn one of my favorite dragon force t shirts and go out to have a good night

Northgate, The Drink, concert Silly cover band
I start off like a nuclear fucking bomb oddly enough. FIrst girl i approach I just TIM approach (hi my name is alex, your cute) and just basically improv and escalate HARD. Makeout within about a minute. Shes pretty cute. I do this alot here, and my friend have started to think of me as some god because making out with a girl you just met at the bar is so far out of their reality.

Anyways super escalation after the make out. Slam her against a wall , feel up, make sure friend are watching for comical sake. Basic game after this. I ask her if shes ever been to Happy Yogurt, which is a place that serves amazing egg rolls (ironic) across the street from this bar. She says no and i tell her WE MUST GO.

Side Note about happy yogurt
When i come to cs i freqeunt this bar called The Drink, used to be called martini street. This yogurt shop has become sort of a staple with me not only because it has AMAZING egg rolls, but because there is a nook behind it where it is super easy to pull girls and do horrible things with them. I have pulled a total of 4 girls to this spot and gotten sexual favors using the routine presented above. Its quite fun

back to report
I omega claw her behind to my spot and put her hand down my pants, hand job ensues , chronic makeout, dirty talk. Im drunk and really dont have much game tonight at all, so im not as witty as i usually am which is fucking wierd because my game is usually a 10 in CS. She tells she has to get back to her friend, and we have to exchange numbers. We do, but i really have no plans to contact this girl.

After this shit goes down hill. Meet a girl that ive been talking to alot, goes pretty bad. I am so out of state to and a total value taker, i really only have physical game, but girls are able to smell that im not on and not being totally myself like i usually am. I escalate with her, make out a bit, but cant get a real hook. It sucks because i truly like this girl, and am not congruent to the guy i have been around her. Lose it basically

I approach, approach approach and approach. I also plow plow plow and plow. Overall learning experience from sets of the night is that I HAVE TO be coming from a good place when i approach. I have the completely wrong mind set and on top of that am drunk and not in state. I cant gun out improv stuff well enough and i have forgotten alot of my fall back routines. My openers are fucking solid, but after that im basically like "SHIT, hey anyways lets try and make out because i dont have much to say". Get about 3 make outs, but really am disappointed because they are so low energy.

Few sets that are worth talking about and learning from

1. 4 set group of girls
Approach. Because of my experience im able to fake a shit load of energy. Goes amazingly well. These girls are all 8s and 9s to. I use a opener i came up with where i say my friend just told me ever since i got a girlfriend i have zero game, i need them all to be all over me to show him up.

Lame i know. But because of state, this shit has worked before and i have gotten me and my friends some very fun results. But im not in state right now and coming from a super value taker mind set, even though i got the energy, it just doesnt fly. The girls act shocked that i have a gf and that is basically the end of the set. Im drunk and out of state so cant pop back anything witty.

This kinda sets the mood for alot of sets, good opening lil escalation then lack of congruence and not a blow out, but no real success either

2.1 set, girl
Funny lil set. Approach, have nothing at all cool to say and just escalate. Goes well, claw to dance floor. Make out, push against wall. Really have no state though and she says she has to go back to friends. I delay it for a little by being alpha and saying no, but i sense the set is lost and decide to move on

State and congruence is so important. Self is always coming through.


Thoughts

Fuck, those were only the real 2 sets i can really vividly remember or think are worth recapping. Rest of the night is mostly same show. I open, goes wells and then am just lacking IT. My game is usually superb at these bars because in Abilene i am so used to opening low energy sets and blowing them up. Here the girls are already in state to some extent so they match my energy right off the back leading to easy escalation and it just flows.

Not so much tonight though, i just dont have the pow pow pow follow ups that i normally do and the girls just sense it. Depressing but a great learning experience. My past experience nets me a very dirty experience outside the bar and multiple make outs, but i dont have that much fun doing it which is so fucking huge to me, im more like a pick up robot style (such a fucking fag by the way)


Wrap up

a good night on paper, but not to great mentally

Things i did good

-Escalated fucking hard on alot of sets
-Opened amazing
-Approached and plowed when super out of state
-Performed textbook pick up. Was able to band aid my shitty mental state with pure references and experience, which is kinda cool to me

Things i did bad
-Getting drunk and being out of state fucking sucks so hard. Not only are you not congruent, but you cant pull your stuff out of stuff if your not in state because you cant think fast or well enough
-Being more about pick up then having fun. HUGE. Getting make outs and handys are great, but i was not self amusing like usual. This is really what im all about. I have 2 gfs so i can get laid when i need to, so im not to outcome dependent since i dont really enjoy one nighters. I HAVE TO ENTERTAIN MYSELF, or its just not a good night
-Value taking, and giving my power away. Girls just sense it and turn off
-All intent and no state. Tim talked about this alot in FN. I was never creepy, but not really a sex worthy guy

What i need to work on
-Creating a sexual mood. I really must work on laser eyes and creating tension, im opening and just running a dead end set sexually ALOT
-Having fun
-Not drinking. I got two nights left in cs. I really come here to see my friends and party with them, so that takes priority to pick up. BUT one of these next 2 nights i want to try going to a high energy club and being dead sober. I might not get in state as fast, but i really think ill be able to pick up and see so much more about whats goin on in interaction. Not sure if this a good thing, because it will almost be pickup robot style for me, but i wanna try it.



Funny ass shit
So as usual i found myself doing some really weird shit when i got pretty drunk at the end of the night. I ended up jumping out a moving car and pretty much barrel rolling in front of the bar we went to. A bouncer saw me and was like WTFBBQ! But then he noticed my dragonforce shirt and we air guitared and made odd noises.

I went in the bar and told them im alex b_____ and i dont have to pay because i know everyone. This worked and got me and a few girls in....fucking retard door girls lol.

When the band started singing dont stop beleiving by Journey, i attempted to climb on stage and steal the mic from the lead singer of the band. At first he was like OH YEAH YOU ROCK DUDE, and put the mic to my mouth. What came out of my mouth next was series of moans that slightly resembled JUST A CITY BOY, BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT. He quickly took the mic away and was like WTF are you doing dude. I took this as a cue to eject

A man was eating pizza on the street. He set his pizza box down and looked away....When he turned back his pizza was gone.... I had pizza however =D

I got about 50 egg rolls from happy yogurt at the end of the night and walked around the street in front of the bar feeding strangers.


Closing thoughts
Gonna go out and just have fun tonight. What happens happens, not gonna focus on forcing pick up and just going to let it flow like normal

Happy yogurts blowjobs and Pasta to the face of slut

So i go to college station, my friends sisters brings a friend (YES I KNOW SOCIAL GAME, LAME BEAR WITH ME) who is like a 11 in my book. I want this bad, I will have it. But at this time im not a super PUA (nor am i now) so the next two nights go into a series of crazyness that taught me sooooo much.

I start running game on her the second i see her at the party, telling stories, making her and my friends sister laugh, clawing. Basically showing im alpha and fuck worthy. By the time we are about to leave the party we are holding hands and flirting. i think my my, this was easy. Youve come a long way you padawan............very wrong, this little crazy slut laid trap, after trap, shit test after shit test, and every other weird fucking obstacle ive ever seen to try and knock me out of my game.

We go to a packed bar (daisy dukes), i claw her to the dance floor. We are dancing dirty i smell success, time for the make out. I pull a little routine i have when im dancing with a girl and there is attraction that almost always gets a makeout. I have her facing away from me, the song climaxes, you forcefully spin her to face you and jam your nose against hers while beings very touchy feeling with your hands, if she doesnt make out with you after this then somethings up. (I actually got a giggle just rereading this right now, YES MEN IN ORDER TO KISS A GIRL ON THE DANCE FLOOR YOU MUST PUT YOUR FACE NEXT TO HER WHEN DANCING.....wow im gonna be a guru some day)

I was planning to get the make out, then claw off the dance floor, leave venue, fuck or come close behind a dumpster behind the bar. BUT NO! She resists, just fucks with me, gets close then backs up and we finish up dancing. Well its okay i can still plow

BAZAAM!!

She performs a ninja shadow step and is now shes dancing with another guy. Oh hell no bitch, i walk up claw her away, she comes to me, the guys a chode so he has nothing. She sees i have her once again and then goes back to the chode, while staring at me intently, again just to fuck with me. What a slunt, This goes on two more times, she thinks shes gonna be witty and tells me ive lost my chance with her and i say fuck it, and grab another girl next to me and dance with her. Hot girl decides she can play this game as well and starts making out with chode, oh you omega slunt. I talk it up with the girl im dancing with, convince her we went to the same high school and tell her we have so much in common, we should probably just skip the bs and get married (very tim esque shit) i slam her against a wall where i know Hot girl is watching. yeah thats righht your 10th degree black belt in sass, i dont need you. I end up doing this same thing with another girl as well,Now Im in super state, im on fire, im the king of the horny monkeys we call humans and no one can stop me

We are leaving the bar, hot girl is paying attention to me again,(I CAN BE HAPPY AGAIN!!!) and is asking me over and over if im goin to the same party as her. I say maybe and we start flirting. Okay, im basically thinking this dumb ass game is up, ive got this.......WRONG.... hot girl grabs some chodes hand in our group that she doesnt know and starts walkin off with him...... This is no longer about me getting laid, this is no longer about how hot she is, this is a challenge to my man hood, i cannot lose. I must creep like never before.

I come up behind her and grab her other hand, the chode trys to talk to her about what she likes, where shes from . yeah right retard, shes def gonna fuck you now. As hes doing this i just grab her ass, stick my fingers in her nose, and whisper that shes a borderline retard in her ear.

We get to the car and the driver says he only has room for one of us. 3 options,1 me and chode are staying here while she leaves.2 i leave and she stays with chode, orrrrrrrrrrrr i say thats okay and grab her by the hand and drag her down a alley. I go with option C and leave chode to get a ride home and masterbate with his tears. I throw her down behind a dumpster and tell her shes a little slut and that im goin to wreck her, We do not fuck but do about everything. Our ride comes back and sees whats happening....lol.... we get in the car and go home, i tell her ill see her tommorow and leave. (fun note i also end up hooking up with the driver of the car that night, whose utterly turned on by me being a raging slut, okay well good on you driver!)Thinkiing again i basically got this closed, if i want it still i will just get it.

FUCKING WRONG ALEX YOU FUCKING RETARDED BABOON

Next day we go through the same bullshit all over again at another bar. She dances with other guys, makes out with other guys.gives me weird ass shit test. I do the same (but not with guys you queers) and respond with a MVP fingering of a girl in a booth at the bar and then a good old fashion blow job behind a place called happy yogurt outside the bar ( has amazing egg rolls!!)

(BREIFING of OPERATION HAPPY YOGURT BLOWJOB)

So im wandering the bar trying to one up the infamous hot girl. I spot a girl used to work with about 4 years ago, so not total cold approach. I show a shit load of energy and basically spike the shit out her emotions. Claw to dance floor, go straight ozzie, do my legendary PUT YOUR FACE NEXT TO HERS kiss routine. Make out. Claw to booth, my finger goes here, and yes omg our old boss really did suck i totally agree sarah! Drag behind happy yogurt, continue doing things with my finger. Blow job and long story short






(yes that is yogurt you sick fucks)




I come back inside as the bar is closing and drag hot girl off yet another chode that shes so fond of emotionally crippling. Shes been watching me. She sees i have a massive hickey and shes like WTF, i say this could of been from you if you wrnt such a retard. She acts mad and starts to walk away, HELL NO i have the rage, this is goin down. I pull her away to the bathroom and its gets dirty before we get kicked out.

We end up at a house party, i walk in, before she has a chance to start with her bs, i drag her outside and into a neighbors back yard. Shits goes down. She tells me how hot i am because i treat her like a slut and tell her what to do (looks mean nothing guys) I overcame chode after chode, test after test, and all the other bs she threw. And in the end, Good prevailed...... There is a god!


(sry for all the grammar errors, im very tired, and will edit later)


After all is said and done we are sitting outside just talking, my friend walks up with a plate of pasta and heaves it all over the girl because i apparently was takin to long and the only way hed get to go home is if he massively cock blocks me. I fume with anger for a moment, and then realize how fucking funny this is. I bask in my success and i go home, never to see hot girl again. I will never forget her expression as pasta showered upon her beautiful face







---This really was the first time i saw how being alpha and keeping up a almost delusional confidence will get you wins when you should it seems like its over. Hope you enjoyed guys

sounds like you got your shit together man, i hope i can get as confident as you, damn

What's the claw though, you mention it a lot but i'm not sure what you mean.

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I want more on the sombrero and justin bieber.. nice claw tho