Hey guys,

I've thought of using an opener from my personal experience. I haven't tested it yet but I wanna see what you think. It's another female opinion opener, along the lines of 'jealous girlfriend'.
So you open with 'I need a female opinion on something' or something to that affect, then,
'My buddy and his girlfriend just broke up, and he's in the process of moving out. He came home one day to pack his socks and found that his ex had threw out all of the condoms from his sock drawer, is this normal?'
HB will respond....most likely a 'no', because this is not normal, hahah.
You could also follow up with, 'Well she said she did it because they bought them together and they were intended to be used together. I told him to throw out her birth control just to be fair.'

Let me know what you think!

- H

loll i like it, its funny

Hmm, the whole "throw out her birth control" thing doesn't seem to follow to me. If they're in a long term relationship (they live together), they're unlikely to be concerned with catching STDs from each other, so why would they use both birth control pills AND condoms?

More of a pregnancy concern than anything.