This is a DHV my wingman and I based upon the trailer for the show Keys to the VIP and it goes like this.
This is the 'He Saved A Puppy':
Success rate: So far 100%
Preparation time: None!
Requirements: None!
Step 1: Open your target
Step 2: Have your wingman ready. He will come up to you, then look at your target and tell her you saved a puppy from the highway earlier today. Your wingman then leaves.
Step 3: Ask your target what your wingman just mentioned. When she says that he said you saved a puppy today look away and put two fingers up and say "two" while you look back at her.
Step 4: Make up a story about how you were on the highway and saw the driver in front of you braking, apparently hitting these two puppy's. He drove off (the bastard!) but you stopped, saw the wounded puppy's and didn't doubt a second. Mention some famous cute puppy kind from tv or a movie like the one I use is from a toilet paper commercial which is one of these Labrador puppies (
http://rachelchitra.files.wordpress.com ... -puppy.jpg ). You carefully put the puppy's in your car and drove off to the nearest animal shelter. You stayed to make sure the puppy's were ok and now know that they will be up for adoption after they recover.
Step 5: Sleep with her
This is one of the more great stories in my opinion. It's a great DHV, it involves self-sacrifice, it shows you like animals and you are definitely her hero of the day.
And it.. is.. on!
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