| I dont usually post stuff here unless I think that it has something to contribute.
However, this is just too rich.
So I was out sarging for the first time in ages, I mean, out sarging for the sheer point of sarging. I normally end up sarging anyways and lose interest after a game well played but this time I was like totally bored.
So Im at my place, just finished watching *hrrrm*. Totally bored. I know that there is a party going on so I check the attendance list on facebook. Only losers. Complete losers. It looked like a total failure. I was out yesterday night too and rocked in my halloween costume, awesome night btw.
I so seldom get to wear that kind of clothes so I decided to go since it is halloween and everything.
I put on my halloween costume consisting of, black pants, a specially designed leather vest that is really really tight. Plus I wear eyeliner (a la Richard from Lost) and handcuffs with a long chain. Basically Im chained up.
So I head over to the place, it is a Bar/restaurant/whatever. When I enter I realize that people arent that dressed up, they made very little effort although some are pretty good.
Now I know that some people would say that the peacocking is too much and that it is too tryhard. Not many people have the balls to walk into a bar with a hundred normal people wearing fetishgear and being chained up.
But these are MY clothes. This is shit I feel comfortable in.
So head held high and enjoying the scared/amazed looks I get from people I enter the venue. I go over to the section that my friends have rented and start up a chat. There are people I know and there are people I dont know, as usual. Plus there are people I should know but forgot the name of.
People immediately start congratulating me on my outrageous halloween costume. I just tell them that hey, these are the clothes I like to wear when I go to parties. We all share a good laugh, they laugh because it was a great joke and I laugh because I wasnt joking at all.
I spot some girls I kinda know but never remember the name of and show the group how to use handcuffs, I basically chain myself to one of the girls and say that, hey you are the girl for tonight. I release and go off to buy a drink. A drink later people start shouting my name, there has apparently been a best costume thing and i won. Cool. I get my awesome prize which is not alcohol. Devastated I smile and wave to the crowd. People are getting boring and the party seems to finish before it even started, I find some guy to talk to and whatever, a while later (like 2 minutes) he is getting boring. I bring him over to introduce him to a girl I kinda know. I didnt remember her name and I dont remember it even now. I didnt remember the guys name either so it was like:
Hey *hrrrm* let me introduce you to *hrrm*. We chat for a while and since my hands are chained together and I am in character (that is I am myself) I struggle and flex in my handcuffs. I look challenging at all people and I smile insanely like a good little halloween guy. I suddenly throw my arm around the girls neck and she is startled, I keep it there because obviously Im handcuffed and cant just remove it. A few seconds later I retrieve my arm and watch the girls reaction, slightly embarrassed and above all, excited. I just tell her, "hey I know you like it" and she is like "yeah... kinda".
So the music starts and we start to dance. If you guys are ever chained up you would do well to remember that handcuffs are more or less exactly the width of a thin girl. So I hold her sides. All I can do is move my hands up or down. So I do. I also wear plateau boots so Im like more than a head taller than her, muscled and stinks of testosterone. Im confident, this is my world, she just happened to stumble into it. I build up kino and bend my head for the kiss close.
Have you guys ever played with magnets? You know when they snap together, it was like that. As soon as she realized that our lips met, she attacked me. She was such a fierce kisser. That kiss/makeout session must have been going on for the best part of 5 minutes. Then I could breathe.
The funny thing was, SHE SUBMITTED COMPLETELY! I was giving her an opening and she jumped at it. Basically I was caressing her well shaped ass while she was licking my neck on the dancefloor. Inside of her thighs and about everywhere really, she was so on.
The point was, I wasnt prepared, I didnt have an escaperoute for us. My place was a mess and it was raining, the toilets were dirty so there was no place where I could escalate. We were grinding and heaving on the dancefloor, she was rubbing her private parts against my stiff PUA junior. Heck she was even bending down to caress it with her boobs while she was sniffing my leather vest and I held her by the neckhair.
We made out in this fashion for like 2 hours until it got boring. Its like. Ok, we are not getting any further tonight so lets meet up later. Timebridge and great farewellkiss/makeout/dryhumping whatever.
So what I was gonna show with this little report was... No freaking routines, no gameplan, no nothing. I was just 110% comfortable. I was the man. I won the costume contest, I was displaying ultra sexuality and extreme confidence wearing stuff nobody else would ever dare to wear in public. And I wore it well. I radiated raw sexual power and dominance. Even chained up I managed to be in charge. Like a beast chained up because it is too dangerous to let loose.
The most funny thing was, she was so on and all the other girls saw it. I got soooo many IOIs from the entire room.
So guys, show sexuality, show confidence and show dominance but above all show that you are comfortable because man... You are in control.
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