Me: so hey, you all resemble women, wat do you guys think about dudes with tattoos?

them: blah blah blah

me: oh all right, well I asked because my friend's girlfriend wants him to get one of her name, but I think it's stupid because once they break up he's stuck with her name on whatever part he decides to put it on. And to be honest, she's kind of a bitch anyway

boom set's open.

so what do guys think?

Nice. You're using my NEG advice from another thread. But here's the critique:

Ok, here's how I'd modify you're opener.

You: Say guys, you resemble women and this'll only be a sec but my friend wants to get his current GF's name tattoo'd on his left arm. But they've only been going out for 4 months!!!! What can I say to talk him out of it??? (This'll demonstrate that you 'Get It' in regards to relationships)
HBs: Blah Blah Blah
You: OMG! You are SOOOO right, but I just can't tell him that. I don't know what his problem is. Have you ever had that friend you just couldn't get through to? (Multi-threading)

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Holden/28/Canada
Style of Game: Pragmatic Pimp Approach

Thanks for the advice guys.

I might try and edit it like Holden said it. I like the details, makes it seem more real instead of a lie.

Yea I agree, I don't really like opinion openers but I just thought up of this one and wanted to see if it's any good.

Dont give your opinion.

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Learn from my mistake...If a girl is interested in you and your interested in her, get her number before you get drunk.