HAHAHAHAH I seriously laughed out so loud when I read that, what a thing to say! And I know exactly the feeling too! I have a few friends like this, they try their best but no matter how hard they try it always just ends up badly.
But seriously, why are you so against helping out this poor guy of yours? If hes such a good friend you should be helping him, even if it is slightly against your convenience. I wouldnt say trained but one guy I introduced to PU and helped get into it a little went from being an absolute AFK to a guy who gets 3soms and is now an awesome wingman. No one trained me, and Im pretty sure no one trained you too. Just show him the material to look up and Im sure he can work stuff out on his own. Or at least learn enough not to say lines like that in front of a girl
