Cloze #28: Tomoko the Marathon Runner
(October 19)

I picked this girl up on September 29. After finishing work I was near a shopping mall. By the time I finished work the mall was dead and almost nobody there. But I saw this girl walking ahead of my. She was tall and lean with a nice slender ass, but still shapely. She was very friendly. Told me she used to live in Waikiki.

I get a text from her about once every 3 days. She tellls me that she runs half marathons and marathons, so I know she's going to have an awesome body.

One of my goals when I text girls is that I have to be careful not to become a "text buddy". Some girls get too comfortable in the text zone and then it never translates to an actual meet. Well, I could feel I was starting to become a text buddy, so I set up a date with this girl. Told her that we could just go for a short walk near the pier after she finished work. She agreed.

I go out to the pier to meet her. She's wearing a mini-skirt. I am already horny as fuck. My plan was to just do a short walk with her and kiss close and then f cloze on the second date. However, we hit it off well and she was easy to talk to. We walked back to where her bike was parked. She bent over to unlock her bike and she's wearing a short jean mini-skirt. I'm saying to myself in my head, "Oh my god, I have to take that ass hostage TONIGHT!"

She's about to ride her bike home and then I say to her, "Hey, no worries, I can give you a ride. Have you ever ridding a motorcycle?"

I ride her straight back to my apartment. She says she hungy so I offer to cook something up for her. However, as I'm cooking I'm also kino'ing her a lot but not getting a log of positive reactions to my kino'ing. Because of that I decided that I have to bust down that wall now and so I go in direct and go for a kiss. Her wall goes up immediately. It takes another 10 minutes before I bust through that wall, but I can see she's still hesitant. So I take her hand and lead her over the sofa. We then start making out on the sofa and then it starts moving towards sex.

Then she tells me she can't do it because she's on her period. So what do I do? You guess it! I take her hand and lead her to the shower. All the while she's saying, "What!!? This is crazy! I just met you. I can't believe I'm doing this?!" blah, blah, blah. I really don't care what comes out of a girls mouth. As long her actions are saying "I want to fuck", that's the only kind of commication I take as earnest from a woman.

I'm not going sit here and brag about an awesome shower fuck like I've had with other. This girls was plain bad. When I put her head down to my cock she literally looked up at me and said, "What do I do?"

I fucked her doggy in the shower, but her skills were horrible so I just busted a quick nut and finished up the shower. After the shower I lead her over to the bed. I was still horny and despite her horrible sex skills she was a nice girl and I could see that she just didn't have a lot of experience. I could tell that she genuinly wanted to please me. We started making out again and I then drilled her missionary on the bed. Her body was so nice. It's wasn't black girl rap video nice, but more like super fit marathon slender nice. She also had a PERFECT bush: about an inch high all evenly cut perfect fucking beautiful jet black lawn sitting right there between them two real estates of taught, fit marathon runner thighs.


18's: 2
20's: 7
30's: 13
40's: 5
50's: 1

single: 13
boyfriend: 3
married: 2
single MILF: 7
married MILF: 3

internet: 5
street pick-up: 23

"Seems like there is a wall around you that no one can penetrate. You seem like a really cool person and there is no doubt you are beautiful. When you're ready to let down that wall and open yourself up to new experiences get in touch with me."

So genius, this girl flaked me and i used this. 4 days later i a message from her saying she wants to do something on halloween.

Thanks man , great work on you reports

mate you are the fucking bollox

ive just spent the last 30 mins reading your posts and literally laughing my fucking ass off lol

but for lack of a better word your posts are ....... inspirational

although i did want to give you my feedback i also just wanted to post this so i dont miss the next exciting installment lol.

one thing is though , would it be possible for you to go into more detail with your routines.

for exmple your k close and SD opener ?

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Hello Clozer, your report is bloody inspirational, You sound so Confident in all situations.

my question is : how is you first text like before setting up a date ? or do you just ask for the date on the first text ?

Keep it up bro.

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Clozer,

Great posts. This forum needs more PUA like you.

Quick question. In a few of your posts you mention "nervous conversations or small talk" why is that? Of course there are always awkward moments, but you mention that they happen to you just before initiating sex. Is this a sticking point for you?

Also, how old are you? Are you an American living in Japan? Do you speak Japanese?

Corvettester

I believe his on his 30s, right Clozer? Yeah, he's an American living in Japan and he does speak Japanese.

Clozer, had you ever heard about some Chinese discipline called Tao? I recently read a book about it and I think it could be something to explore for your ED problem. It's quite shocking, actually, because those crazy Chinese guys suggest to fuck like a rock-star but ejaculate just once every 100 fucks. There's some deeper philosophy behind that though. Try to get a copy of a book called "The Tao of Love and Sex", it might be an interesting read anyway.

I was a lurker and registered to post in this thread. Not sure if true or not but this is epic and inspirational. I was feeling too lazy to go to the GYM today and after reading a couple of pages of this thread, got pumped up to hit the GYM and had a great work out. I look forward to accomplishing 5% of your feat. It would be great to know what you look like physically and your ethnicity.

Maximus

Right on man. Glad to hear I'm not wasting my time writing these reports and that this worked for you. I get certain girls who have that wall around them. I can literally feel it within the first minute of interacting with them. I use this line often as well. A lot of my texts are already saved in my cell phone and I just copy and paste. This is a good line because it leaves the ball in her court and you don't have to waste your time and energy trying to get in her skirt.

Thanks for posting man. Perhaps if you did a search on my other posts you could find more specifics about my routines. I'll try to give more detail in further reports, although, honestly, I feel like I'm usually doing the same pattern over and over again and that may not be fun to read each and every single time. If you have an specific questions about a specific point in your game feel free to IM me. To everyone out there, please don't ask me general questions, like how to k-close or how to f-close. Too many steps and too long an explanation. But I'm very willing to give my 2 cents if you have a more specific questions.

Thanks for dropping a line. I am pretty confident once I get a date with a girl because after that it's simply technique and routine: doing and saying the right things. As for pick-up, my confidence often waivers depending on how women react to me on that particular day. The point is, if you're getting shot down a lot during a certain day or week, just think that over the long term (months and years) you will be succesful as long as you keep trying.

Usually immediately after number closing a girl I text her right there on the spot. I sent her a text that says, "Hey, this is [Clozer], nice to meet you! How do you spell your name?"

Then, before I close the set I tell her to text me later. Plus she already has an incentive to because I texted to her and asked a question, so now it's her turn to text me back.

If she doesn't text me back I usually wait three days and then send a very casual text that is NOT about her or me. Example. "Hey, how's it going? I just went downtown this evening and saw all the Christmas lights up. Reminds me of the hometown I grew up in."

See, no pressure in that text. And it also gives her the itch to ask the question, "Where are you from?"

I usually text with a girl for about a week before setting up a date.

Thanks man. As far as being a PUA I have been 95% out of the game since mid August. I just got burned out from doing all the pick-up and fucking so much. I'm actually a very introverted person by nature so it takes a lot of mental energy for me to interact with other people I don't really care about. I got laid tonight so I signed on to write a new lay report and a previous one which I never wrote.

I try to stay a well rounded person. I think pick-up is just like other things in life. Too little of it and life will be no fun and you wil suffer from the lack of the benifits it can bring you. Too much of it and it will become the only way you can indentify with the world and yourself, leaving you with no other sources of gratifcation in life, and ultimately leaving you as an unhappy person.

Hey Corvettester,

One thing I've noticed is that when a girl really wants to fuck she will chatter about anything in order to avoid silence. Because once it becomes silent the fucking starts. Her nervous chattering is level A where you two are physically separated only sharing mostly meaningless words. You want to get to level B which is no words being spoken and the physical gap closed, ie, making out.

When you notice the nervous chattering or feel like she will just keep talking forever as long as you let her, then it's time to shut her down and move to level B. How to do that? Well, too long to write here. Sorry. Tonight, before I f clozed my girl, I just abruptly changed the subject and said, "Look at me". And then I kissed her.

Yes, I'm 36, American living in Japan. Fluent in Japanese.

Hey man, thanks for the recommendation on the book. The ED has been pretty bad recently so I'm willing to try any crazy shit to be able to get my mojo back. As for busting my nut only 1 time per 100 fucks, couldn't do that--no way!!! not with new girls at least Might be able to pull that off with my girlfriend though. I get the concept though and I think it would work. Thanks again for the advice.

Cool man, I am really into physical fitness and health as well. Although not now, I have been a gym monkey before. I am not knocking it at all because it is awesome to be ripped and have girls checking you out, no doubt about that. But I think one very important thing to be aware of is not to substitue gym work outs for PUA work outs. A dude can be totally ripped, but if he has absolutely no PUA skills his muscles will be useless in getting him laid.

Well I can understand your reservations about the authenticity of my posts. I have actually met 2 guys from this forum. One was an exchange student who came here to study for 9 months. We had some crazy adventures and worked really well as a team. Another guy came to Japan for a month and visited several different cities throughout Japan. When he was in my area we met up and did some sarging together. This guy ended up f-clozing 5 Japanese girls in one month speaking no Japanese and being a total newbe in Japan. I was really impressed to say the least. Both the guys I met from this forum helped me expand and improve my game and look at it in ways I had never thought about before.

As for my looks, as you asked, I am caucasian, 6'1, thin, clean-cut and probably considered just a "normal looking guy". I would say I have no special advantages nor disadvantages when it comes to the looks department of my game.

Cloze #29: Kaoru from the milk section
(October 23)

I finished work and I was tired as shit yet horny as fuck all at the same time. After 2 number closes in the city I drove back to my neighborhood and then walked over to the supermarket to pick up some stuff for dinner. As soon as I entered the superkarket I saw her. This tall, thin, HB9 wearing curve hugging jeans showing her great ASSets. My heart started beating fast. I got nervous just thinking about the approach!

I decided that it would be better for me to number close her after I picked up my food so that way I could check out and we wouldn't awkwardly run into each other again after the number close. So I go and get the stuff I need. The last thing I go to get is the milk. As I'm standing in front of all the milk deciding which one to get low and behold HB9 comes right beside me and starts looking at the milk. This is fucking perfect.

I wait about 15 seconds as to not seem too anxious and then I open. Honestly, can't even remember how I opened but I know it had to do with a question about milk. Probably a stupid open, but all that mattered is that I opened.

We end up talking in front of the milk section for like 15 minutes. All the while people are walking by staring at us, but she didn't seem to notice.

I then jokingly say, "So what are you cooking me for dinner tonight?" She laughs.

After confirming that she has no plans I ask her if she'd like to go talk at the park nearby. She's says she scared to go to the park at night so we sit outside on a bench near the police station. She says, "When I was in the supermarket talking to you I felt like I was in another world. It felt like I wasn't in a supermarket anymore. I didn't notice anything around me or any people staring at us."

After talking to her at the park for about 30 minutes and building comfort with basic "getting to know you" talk I then tell her that I live nearby. Since it's cold outside I say, "Why don't we go back to my place where it's warmer and talk. I have to work early tomorrow in the morning so it will only be for a short time, okay?"

She agrees and we walk back to my place. We end up talking for a long fucking time. It was too long actually. I could tell she was just talking about anything just to avoid having that awkward silence between two strangers. Soon I grew tired of the meaningless chatter and used it against her to move to the physical level. I said, "You know, a lot of people talk excessively when they're nervous. Are you nervous? (smile)". She said yes. "Well, then, let's break the ice." I pulled her into me and we started kissing.

As the making out got more and more intense she asked me to turn off all the lights. I really didn't want to. I wanted to see this fine piece of ass I was fucking. However, I complied since I wanted to make her comfortable enough to want to fuck. I pounded that ass like there was no tomorrow--2 times. First time from behind with her laying on her stomach and the second time in missionary. After we had fucked ourselves silly we chatted for a bit more and then she said she would go since I have to work early in the morning. That was fine with me as I like to be alone after I finish fucking a girl.

The next day I came to understand why she had wanted the lights off. She told me she was having a herpes outbreak.

I went fucking berzerk. How could someone be so fucking irresponsible and have no problem passing on an infectious disease. However, I played it calm with her to try to extract as much information as I could before heading to the doctor.

Turns out I was the ingnorant one. She later explained that she had shingles, which is from the herpes family, but is not contageous. Shingles is simply adult chicken-pox. She could have saved me a lot of grief if she had just said she had adult chicken-pox rather than herpes in the first place.

Man, I feel like I got a second life on that one.

18's: 2
20's: 7
30's: 13
40's: 6
50's: 1

single: 14
boyfriend: 3
married: 2
single MILF: 7
married MILF: 3

internet: 5
street pick-up: 24