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GrayAdams
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A while back I made up a good one... "I want a friend named Arnold so that whenever I need him I can yell 'Hey Arnold!'"

Everyone liked it but no comments.
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Nicely done all!

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Have I already posted my Alzheimer's joke ?
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Women are brave, They wax their hair which is very painful, have to go through pregnancy which is very painful, but one thing I will never understand is when they see a spider they go ballistic.

5 likes 6 comments in 20 minutes :D

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these are all great thanks :D i heard this one today

Too bad none of the chillain miners were named Sanchez, I bet he'd be pretty dirty.

(hopefully most people will know what a Dirty Sanchez is)
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put statuses about parties that you went to, include girls names in ur statuses!

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" The only thing worse than a male chauvinistic pig...is a woman who wont do what shes told"
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___ tries anything once, and twice if he likes it ;)

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Can someone explain chasing with high 5's? Is that like an American term or something haha.
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Sticky this! I refer to this when I'm making a facebook status haha

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For the bad girls in the world I found the secret to keep you all in line :)
My trusted Black Fuzzy Handcuffs (comes with a pic of the cuffs)

Trying this out to see how many will comment back:)

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classic shit home boy..
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classic shit home boy..
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Ohk I put this up on FB and I got 2 likes lols
Hopefully others will get comments...
but heres what I posted..

Jus realised when I was listening to chicks moan about their problems I was being their gay friend... I QUIT being your gay friend!!, Im not your gay friend! Although I would like you to be my reference in return I will spread the word that the position is available :)

Have a try and see if this helps[/quote]

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Just came up with this rite now:

"If your able to rate people out of 10 then why haven't i seen one?"

"Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is." - Bill Maher.

"Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life." -Berthold Auerbach

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."



I find that people will qualify themselves alot in this one as well as say that beauty isn't everything blah blah blah. Let me know how it goes. :)

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