Me and a few buddies hit our local pub thinking nothing of just chilling out slamming a few ales down us. Well the majority of my buds all have girl friends there is only the small few that don't. So anyway just slamming them down and my mate (lets call him fuzz) anyway his girl friend stopped in from work to say hi I knew her so I was being nice and then her friend walked in... FUK ME HB 10 I shat a brick... I didn't really need an opener cause she was joining us and the boys knew I was going to go for it because i work offshore and man i love to plow when im home. so the general blether hey how you doing what do you do just asking about her it was pretty easy she seemed to be into me anyway. So eventually drinks were flowing and the place closed so we were heading off and fuzz says to me hey man my girlfriend lives with this girl head back with us. I was thinking fuk yea easy score. Got back to the flat and it was going good fuzz went to bed with his bird and me and the HB were just chilling on the couch. So i gave her the impression that i was the dark stranger pulling off a few esp's just to get a better connection with her but low and behold while talking intellectual jargon her tongue was half way down my throat and there was some serious grinding going on. So i took a blunt approach by saying lets hit the sack basically lets have sex. So we get to the bedroom she gets into bed i strip down to my kegs get into bed with her AND SHE ROLLS AWAY AND ACTUALLY GOES ASLEEP WTF. To be fair it was 4 in the morning and we were all as high as kites lol
Take what you want from this experience guys i thought it was pretty funny in the morning.
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