Hi guys, so I stumbled upon your magical utopia (it's good, sadly rarely applicable with my social life consisting entirely of drunkeness and work).

Anyway, I've started the long road of DHV (which I really have no hope of recovering considering my past) nonetheless I'm fully putting on the sobstorm attention seeking drivel breaks and started purely displaying awesomeness, which is technically what I embody.

Now currently I'm having difficulties with Facebook status updates, I wish to keep a presence on Facebook so people don't believe I've merely stopped complaining about loneliness due to not being online. I need some general status updates to have up at least twice a week minimum.

Furthermore, tips on how to functionally get the most out of internet social interaction would be very useful, since it's pretty much the only time I talk to sober or non-busy people.

Thanks in advance.