So a little background on my situation. I work as an EMT, and I moonlight as a cab driver. SO last week I am working my normal Thursday night shift. 5am to 5pm EMT shift. And a 6 pm to 6 am cab shift. It's like 4:10 am and I get a call to go pick up a fare at this strip club. She comes out, without a doubt an HB9. She hops in the cab, and at this point I am not even thinking about gaming. I am tired as shit and I just want a cup of coffee or sleep. So we have like a 6 mile drive, and I fluff the whole way there. Stripper tend to tip nice, but it's even better after a little conversation. She tells me how she had such a long night, asshole after asshole. The normal stuff. Just before we pull up to her house she tells me she has broken up with her boyfriend, and how she hasn't had sex in like 3 weeks. So immediately I start thinking game. As I write up my trip log, she invites me in for some coffee. So I set my phone to busy and oblige her. A cup of coffee and a little fluff later, she looks me dead in the eye, and asks to blow me. I'm taken a back. I haven't even started running game yet. So blows me, says she is tired and shows me the door. Since then she request me to drive her home every night. It's the same routine. Coffee, fluff, BJ. Then she is tired.

I have tried building conversing with her. No luck. She just seems disinterested in anything I have to say. She shys away from any kino I give her short of guiding her head while she blows me. I tried just skipping the blowjob and throwing her to the bed. I hit all kinds of LMR. From I am tired, to I have to work/family function/friend activity in the morning. I tried freezing her out, no luck. Should I just count it as a good thing and enjoy the bj while they come, or am I doing something wrong. It seems as if she is only interested in me when my dick is in her mouth.

Thanks to the guys in the chat. Hopefully acting like she is not pleasing me enough will work. If anyone else has ideas let me know.

The ChinaMan.

Is she paying you for the cab rides?

Full price plus tip.

This is fucking awesome.

Does she finish you off every time?

Yeah. I just can't move past the blowjobs. I don't know, I am working tonight so if acting like she is not pleasing me enough doesn't work I am just gonna count my blessings and be happy with the steady blowjobs. Cause they are some of the best I have ever had. This girl can articulate full sentences with me dick in her mouth. Not that she has much to say. But it is still a note worthy feat.

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First off. Thanks for the seal of approval. It's funny how arbitrary awards can make one smile. Second off, and this is in now particular order, thanks to eric in the chat for the great advice. Third, the mods may want to move this to lay reports since that is what it turned into. On to the good stuff.

It's towards the end of my shift and like clock work I get a time call to the strip club. So I of course pick up my stripper. Now at this point I am armed with a little advice and some determination. We fluff the whole way to her house. I should mention I bought a cup of coffee before picking her up, Subtle neg. Since that is her way of getting me in the house. We pull up I fill out my trip report, and she asks me if I would like a cup of coffee. I tell her I am good I just picked one up. I take a sip of my coffee. She immediately looks confused as shit. She gets this sad puppy look, and goes on to tell me how much better her coffee is then the gas stations. After some fake debating, I tell her all right, that anything has to be better then the shit I am drinking. I set my status to busy and accompany her inside. I figure I should pull at this point, so I point out her new heels and tell her they are cute. I get a playful smile. She starts a pot pf coffee. (BTW, the gas stations is WAY better.)

The blow job commences. Now I have to tell you this girl is good, like way good. I think pretending she wasn't pleasing me is one of the hardest things I have ever done. About five min. in she is looking up at me, balls on chin, and I pick up her remote and put the T.V. on ESPN. It's at this point that she starts trying. When I say trying, I thought my nut was the cure for cancer. I am going over every repulsive image I can muster in my head, to keep from blowing my wad. Then my best friend in the world rings my phone. He is drunk dialing me to beg for a free cab ride home. I could have kissed him at that moment. I answer it on speaker phone. She is astounded that I did this. He says whats up. I said nothing much, just hanging around. Slow night at work. He asks for a ride, I tell him to give me 15 min. Hang up. She looks hurt. I feel bad for an instant. I tell her it's not her, that I am just not feeling the blowjob at the moment, but that I give her an A+ for effort. I put my dick away, sip the horrible coffee, and that was all it took. She looks up at me, and says well then, I guess I should get naked. I excuse myself to the bathroom to call my buddy and tell him it's gonna be a while. (I didn't want to leave him hanging.) Then it is on. We fuck for like 2 and a half hours. Every surface of her house. Not quite the best sex I have ever had but it was damn close. I know I may have went a bit overboard with my performance, but fuck it. It worked. I should get a damn Oscer or a Golden Globe for that one. Thanks again to eric for the great advice.

I am excited to actually game a stripper now. I just got really lucky with her frame of mind at the time I met her. But I will take the win. Happy Sarging guys.

The ChinaMan.

I just read Chief's Lay Reports Suck thread. And I got me wondering if I was as detailed as I could be. This is the first time posting A field/lay report. So guys, did reading this help you at all, or was it pointless. There is really not a need to post if it is not helping anyone right. Any and all criticisms welcome.

The ChinaMan

Congradu-fucking-lations!

Great read man, well done.

Wow! That sounds amazing.

I wonder if that works the other way around, I'm getting sex from a chick right now, but I can't for the life of me get her to blow me.

Give it a shot. Fuck it man. Let us know how it goes.

excellent story telling, there was a rising action, climax, and conclusion. this was good in that it reminded me of a very important lesson "to get it you have to risk loosing it"

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I never got chance to. She decided she didn't want to cheat on her bf anymore a couple days after my last post in this thread.

I've had two other flings since then so w/e.

That's right, so I've learned. Might as well try even if you know it might not work out.