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as hard as it may seem just say good morning when she replies, (which 99.9% of the time she will) check to see if she ask's you how you're doing.
if she doesnt
just pause give her a strange look say "thats rude" in a joking voice, "when you greet someone you're supposed to ask how they're doing"
if she does respond with how are you doing
"im doing AMAZINGGGGGG....(insert DHV here)" yes you are supposed to draw out the amazing, it adds to the light-heartedness
yea.... and when she asks why you're so amazing.. tell her you've been trying to teach your goldfish to play dead for two weeks now... he finally got it this morning and loved it so much he couldnt stop...cute little bastard...... then you might want to go into somethin real like being excited for the winter for snowboarding...etc
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