So I met this girl in a club she gave me huge eye contact and iois so i started dancing with her, she started grabbing everything and i was like hey honey im not that kind of a guy. So i asked her whats her name, major, where r you from in a sarcastic tone. so after a while her friend got bored and i told her that ur friend looks like she wants u and i left her to go with my friends and chill for a little while. After mayb 20 mins i came back and talked/dance for a lil bit and i asked her for her number. She was like you have to get my friends approval first.

Everyone went to another bar and i hung out with my friends dance with some random girls and finally made my way over to her dance for a lil bit, teasing her and when i was about to leave i asked her for her number and she gave it.

Next day. text message
ME: hope your feet didnt hurt too much from last night
G: haha my body still aches a lil but i kinda like it =] who is this
ME: lol its kenny
G: haha now that you got my number ur gonna start stalking me
me: more like the other way around, that reminds me i need to lock my door and close my shades
G: i doubt u have anyhting i would steal... do u?
me: haha you mean like a 12 caret gold watch in crested with diamonds, mayb.
G: hmm sounds like something i see on canal street. but good try buddy.

yahh shit test after shit test how do i get around and just talk to her normally?

Maybe start talk to her normally ?

Best way which i know to do it is to talk to her like she were your male buddy.

How you should plan this conversation out


ME: hope your feet didnt hurt too much from last night
G: haha my body still aches a lil but i kinda like it =] who is this
ME: (never start anything with a lol) Its kenny ..... your husband , dont you remeber we got a plane to las vagas and got married ? ( add something random and memorable)
G: haha now that you got my number ur gonna start stalking me
me:Is it too late for me to get out your back garden ? i would comply to this one a bit)
G: i doubt u have anyhting i would steal... do u?
(what you said was bragging, and she knew that so she thought she would take the piss out of you ) And I thought you were classy , My mum wouldnt be pleased if i was talkign to a girl like you
G: hmm sounds like something i see on canal street. but good try buddy.
( shes basically saying game over :\ ) flip it around on her , ignore the whole her questioning your sexuality . Just say maybe next time , you will have a better chance of charming me


she wont shit test you if you use cocky/funny , you just get past everything . Use the tips ive gave you and it should improve your text game

Sounds like you didn't establish much raport with her that night. "She didn't remember you or expect you". Get your talons in a little deeper in person. This might not have been recoverable from the start.