Just like the title says, what was the stupidest thing you said to a girl?

I'll start. A few years back when I was a junior in HS, it was time to ask out prom dates.
me: "hey, I was wondering if you wanted to go to prom with me"
her: "sure"
me: "ya, I was gonna ask another girl, but I figured you would say yes"
her: "umm, ok"

lmao, the worst prom I ever had ensued...

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After our FIRST TIME. (Mine and Hers)

ME: "You are the most beautiful girl in the world.... right now."
Her: "Right now?!?!?" starts crying.
Me:"Nonono... okay so maybe your not that beautiful but to me..."
Her: "OH MY GOD!" starts bawling.

Yeah, I used to own tactlessness.

EvoJ

That's hilarious!

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It wasn't at the time.. but yes.. looking back on it I know that I can't do any WORSE with a woman than I did my first time. Ahh, how good freedom feels.

a few years ago i lived with my gf

gf: notice anything different?
me: umm...hmm, you waxed your mustache?
gf: What???? i didn't know i even had a mustache
me: you don't!

It was kinda funny, i honestly dont even know why i said that to her, more of a joke than anything but it sounded serious.

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I had just met this HB 8 girl at work for the first day and she seemed depressed (before i got into PUA stuff). We were both around 15/16.

ME: Are you ok? you seem a little upset.
HER: Im kind of depressed
ME: Why?
HER: Just sort of thinking a lot about different things..
ME: Know whats good for that? Meditation..
HER: ..........

Perhaps, the stupidest thing, ever uttered.

- Memento

I have the winner:
About 12 years ago while I was in high school.
ME (To random HB7 out for a run): Nice shorts. You're going to cause an accident running around like that.
HER: Thanks. These are my dads.
ME (No idea how to reply): UHHHHH, you look better in them than he would...

pwahahaha!!!

omg. i think you just made anyone who EVER thought they said something stupid feel so much better. lmfao


my personal worst?hmmm therees just so many i'm really a sarcastic person and it took me a while to realize i'm sopposed to make a sarcastic voice or at least smile when i'm trying to be funny...anyway

this girl i liked freshman year walks up to me after hearing god knows what.

i think it went something like
her: i'm hearing shit going around so
her: do you got shit you want to say about me?
me: not to your face
her: walks away furious

something like that. lol fukked up so bad she just(senior year) now started to talk to me again.

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Lmao.. That was awesome funny guy. I know it could be taken wrong but damn I would wet myself if I ever saw someone actually pull it off.

lmao

EvoJ

I was EXTREMELY drunk out with the guys one night, and was dancing with this hot girl who was pissing me off (I can't remember why).

HB-Blah, blah, blah, blah
Me-I would fuck you until you fell asleep.
HB-(look of shock)

Yeah, I know.

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in college i hooked up with this girl

and she asked me afterwards "was that ok?"

and i said "iv had better"!!!!!!!!!!!!

totally liar liar jim carey style

i think from being a big carey fan in h.s. i subconciously always wanted to say that to someone

i actually use that line now c/f when girls ask me that - cuz i think its annoying - but i do it in a (half) joking manner

that first time it just came out and i was dead serious
that was the only time iv ever been slapped in the face by a girl

The BEST part is that i still hooked up with her after a week or so passd

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Girl: wanna go out with my friend?
Me: Holy teusday! its.... wait... i forgot the joke....

I think teh most stupid est thing i've ever said to a girl was to NOT say anything

i was a nervous college freshman and not really used to girls. i had this thing with this girl at a party and made out with her and got home and things started to heat up in bed when my christian room mate came in. i felt bad for him so when she asked if i wanted to go to her dorm i just said "well i feel bad for my room mate. maybe i'll see ya later" haha. i was actually just nervous and a little embarrassed that my room mate walked in