So a few of my buddies and I are planning on celebrating our return to college for sophomore year by going fishing at freshman parties

There are two openers I've been toying with:

"You look a bit lost, as a sophomore I feel obligated to help you out"

or

"I'm from the upperclassmen welcoming committee and I'm just trying to get the names and majors of all the cute freshman on campus"

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Im a freshman this year, those will def do the trick to open.

Just brainstorm your follow ups.

1. theyll say: yeah a little, or ok, or no im good.
- You could say Its a good thing I spotted you, youre lucky. Lets go ill show you around, well have our own little adventure. You can be Dora, and I can be Boots.
(from Dora the Explorer)

2. From here you can just introduce. Have them tell you three interesting things about them. Tease, say you dont think you can be friends because of that. Have some cool, funny interesting things to shoot off about you if she asks you.

Just a few tips, you may have better ideas to play off of. Im just kickin these from the top of my head. Let me know how your openers work man.

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Spye

When in doubt, Relax!
-partner in crime, Andereffect

i'm back in 10 days and i really like the ideas you put for number 2...simple and pretty classic, yet i didn't think of them at all

but number one made me laugh and honestly, i think what i would do after saying we're going on an adventure (especially at a party in some house i've never been in) would definitely start with me leading her around and talking to her, getting to know her, her major, her goals, where she's from, negging and teasing her about those and her appearance, then transition to something like "and this, is the kitchen, where you would cook for me, this is the living room, where i would come sit after a long day at work, this is the bathroom...i could think of some good uses for the shower, and this right here is the master bedroom [and open a door to a closet or something and be like] beds are too cliche.....but of course, the party is in the basement and i see a party girl in you so let's go dance"

no?

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hahaha awesome man! That really leads into an awesome role play! She would definatley start to have fun. You play the whole "Oh we are sooo gonna get a divorce, wait...we need to get married first just to get a divorce."

And, this is where you would cook for me and do my dishes...you can cook right?

Its endless. I like it.
Itd be a nice way for her to remember you, you then have an awesome fun personality in her mind, and itd be an easy number close. nice.

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Spye

When in doubt, Relax!
-partner in crime, Andereffect