At one point before learning ANYTHING about PUA I decided to open up a couple of online dating profiles at POF and OKC.

My About Me section was littered with "selling points" and nice guy crap. I decided to edit the about me to this:

So I log on view my "Viewed Me" girls and leave it at that (There were some cute ones, but one was too short...blah blah blah). I realized recently that my "Lay numbers" are low because I have kind of high standards.

So, I get a message from one of the girls randomly:

I laughed hysterically for about 5 minutes last night.

Any suggestions on how to "play" with this one? I think she'll be great practice (and she's cute, but there's NO oneitis disease attached to this one).

-The Designer

i would probably say something along the lines of "Why Thank You, the truth is all men are slightly perverted they secretly dream about having a threesome with your sister/best freind or their secutary just if you asked them they would lie about it. If you do not like me becuase i dont filter myself to make myself look better, please go message some nice guy, who will buy you everything you want and be bored with"

You might want to fix it up a bit its up to you

Jtaz

Thanks for the suggestion. I'm still working on meldling mindsets. The material is hiding in a part of my brain that's not used to dealing with women...

I really like what was written above. I might also start off with something like: "i wrote that stuff as a joke, I was feeling silly. But I now realize it's a great test of a woman's sense of humor. You got a D-." then you could go into the perverted though stuff, but I would leave the sister stuff out of it given the prior context of this short interaction.

the hardest part would be to leave her an out and give her a reason to respond. at this point you are in a tough spot. i can't think of anything off the top of my head. just make sure it isn't AFC

i would just say "you love it and you know it!" and leave it at that

i guarantee she will respond back with something

Your online profile makes you sound like a real asshole and that you have absolutely no respect for women (which I highly doubt since you are here). I really dont think you are gonna get the responses you are looking for with a profile like that. Remember every girl wants a nice guy just not someone who is a push over. Instead, create a profile that shows:

1. Options. This can be shown in your pictures. Take pictures with girls/group of girls.
2. That you are fun and adventurous.
3. Ambition and goals. Let it be known that you are working towards something.
4. A caring side. Something that shows that you are close to your family, loyal to your friends, or have a pet.
5. Sense of humor

Its okay to show that you are a great catch and confident, but you are taking it to the opposite extreme (seems to be a common thing with "nice guys" that join the community) Throw some cocky comments in the mix, display high value, but make it fun.

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That sounds perfect. Add "It seems like you need tutoring, I charge 20/hour, are you interested? :]"

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