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good post ry lee that's some funny shit. I know a lot of you guys aren't into canned openers or opinion openers but i personally like them. i find that girls love to give their opinion about shit, especially if it's about relationships. so i thought of a good one today that i can proudly say is orginal. "I've been dating this girl for about 3 weeks now and i'm really starting to like her. but i had her over at my house the other night and i think i caught her stealing from me. Should i dump her or give her another chance?" I think it'll get em talking.
Stealing.. lmao... What was she stealing? Your condoms? Your gilette razor? Your cologne? Your Playboy Mags because shes a chronic masturbater and when shes done cumming she was so hungry she stole your top romen.
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WTF would a girl steal from a guy!?
Clothes, duh. Don't act like you haven't stolen a sweatshirt from a guy.
I think even implying a girl stole from you is DLV you roll with cheap ass bitches and you still havent gotten over something, weather its a sweater or not now you are sounding cheap , you cant afford to go buy a new one?
If you ask a girl if you should stay with a girl for stealing from you, you sound like a bitch boy. That gives me reason to believe I could get away with shit with you, because you are considering giving her another chance. I want a man who puts his foot down, dont ask a girl if you should put your tail between your legs and go back to her after she was cought stealing from you. Be a little more alpha than that.
And if we roll out with your boxers the next morning you are lucky

And we look god damn sexy rockin' them too.