How should you approach a MILF?



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:55 am 
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Guys, I'm 19 years old, and there is a hot older woman on my friend list on Facebook I want to try and get. She has a lot of pictures with her in her underwear, and pictures of her out in clubs, she looks dirty, it's clear she loves male attention. Most of the guys trying to talk to her on Facebook are just dirty old perves though, haha...

Anyway whenever I've tried to game an older woman online I've always got stuck with the "but I'm old enough to be your mother" line. I just don't know how to get her to respond to me in a positive way, and how to make her feel attraction for me when its clear I'm a lot younger than her (she's about 30) and she will know exactly what I'm after (that I'm just after fucking her and not after a relationship) just like every other guy on there.

So guys, have you ever pulled a MILF? What do you do to attract an older woman and get past the age barrier? It's so different online...


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:08 am 
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It's a shit test. By freezing up you're failing it.

When she says it, pretend she didn't say it (ignore it) and continue on with the conversation.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:32 am 
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I know, I've tried all different responses. Like "poor you eh? ;), or just completely ignoring it. Still what normally happens is that after I get that line she stops talking. I have one on msn right now, she just gave me that, and now she isn't replying at all. What's the best response to that in your opinion?


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:05 pm 
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Try these:

-Hey, Viagra isn't necessary.

-has menopause hit you yet?

-Woah don't be hating just because I'm hot young flesh!

-Hows life at the old folks home?

-Well say hello to your new toyboy sweetheart!

-Great, that means you can financially support me!

-Hook me up with YOUR mother.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:21 pm 
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Haha, they sound awesome, I will have to try those! Thanks mate :)

By the way, that one I was just talking about... got her number! :)


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:27 pm 
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No worries man :D

What did you say to the one who gave you her number? I'm really curious lol


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:57 pm 
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It went like this:
Her: you're 19 aren't you?
Me: yeah
Her: you're too young for me
Me: poor you huh? ;)
Her: yup
Me: aannnyywayy...
And I went onto a completly different topic and games her as I would any other girl :)


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 1:13 pm 
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You should have told her you were 12 instead lol. Avoid the age thing as much as possible :)


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:54 pm 
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to you guys that are like 19-21 or so and trying to land a milf in her 30's, i don't think you have to avoid the age thing so much. they will probably tell you how they would rather date someone their own age because they are more mature. then you can say something like "oh yeah, and how many of those guys still play video games and watch cartoons?? plenty of guys in their 30's still need a mommy. i may be younger, but i am my own man. i don't need anyone taking care of me." Older women usually like youth. They don't want to feel like a baby sitter though. Have the thrill for life. But you need to seem like you have a plan. Even if for a fling I think they want to feel like you are going somewhere someday. Most milfs that go younger will want a guy at least 21. But i know plenty that will sleep with anyone legal. When you go after them just don't flinch. As long as they are talking to you, you have a chance.


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