Hello all thank you for stopping by. I posted the POF profile below, a week ago, and recieved a response today that I would like to persue. Any and all critiques and /or advice is welcome.

ME
Height: 5'5"
Body type: Average
For: Dating
Intent: Wants to date but nothing serious
Interests: Movies, Good Restaurants, Cooking,
Physical Fitness, Playing softball, Playing Beach Volleyball,
Going to NBA and NFL games, Concerts, Cookouts ,
Perky A's B's and C's, Women in Boyshorts, Women who usually dont shave bald "down there"

About Me

So a little about me:

I like to joke around a lot. Life is a lot more fun that way.

I like to think that I belong to a unique group of black men. We are not of the thugged out, weed smoking, bad credit having, living by the seat of our pants variety, and we aren't your tight-assed business suit wearing "pass the Grey Poupon" type mother#@## either. We don't have or want baby momma's however for those of us that do have them we support our children because we love our children. Yeah we might curse a little bit and use bad grammar from time to time, but don't try and test us on our Reading, Writing and 'rithmetic because our sh*t is on point. We don't wear the flyest clothes, or carry the new hottest phone. Why? Because we prefer to put our money to work acquiring things that will last us. Clean? No doubt! Fresh haircut? No doubt? Smelling good? You know it! Broke? Never that! Rich? Not yet....maybe never....but if you know something, holla at a ni@@a...LMAO!

Now you know who we are? Do you know who we're destined to be? That 65 year old (married) black man in your hood that owns his house, pimps a Black Caddy, always in nice shoes and slacks, still smelling good with that fresh haircut. You see him. You know you do......and everyone respects him.

What kind of woman does a man like that marry? If you know one, show her my profile and tell her to get at me.

I've tried internet dating before and I was beginning to notice a pattern. So before I finish my profile I feel the need to say something definitive up front so there is no misunderstanding later on.

I generally enjoy the company of a woman who is between 4' 11" and 5'3". If you fall into this range....TERRIFIC! However if you weigh 175lbs+ and the body type on your profile says "Average".......your lying. Leave me alone.

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The response:

hi, I dont meet your height requirements (she's 5'5"), but i just wanted you to know i enjoyed reading your profile. i usally get bored reading them but yours was, very funny, real & unique! have a great evening!:)

My Preliminary response:

Thank you Oh Great One! (her screen name is LeeLeedagreat)

It looks like we already have something in common....I don't meet your "Height Requirements" either (her profile metioned guys taller than 5'7")
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...and now I'm kinda stuck. I want to say something witty and inline with PUA ideals but I'm drawing a blank.