Got two posts past that and got her number! Woot best piece of internet game I've ever used.. I also used it to get my friends girlfriends mom to agree to go out with me! Whoever made this is genius, just don't say the sex thing cause it tweaks them out a little to early I think, and definitely try and improv and not say it line for line, I've gotten more results that way than by copy/paste


From: HB8!... To: Joe

Yes gotta giv him snaps, the pool was always in ammaculate condition! Maybe we r realising now that we over thought things to much an took everything for granted, i do miss your company an your funny witty jokes that wud make me laugh hysterically! im willing to giv it a another chance

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From: joe ... To: HB8
Date: 04 Jul 2010, 08:03 PM



Pablo.... He was a sexy piece of pool boy eh? Mary got to him too eh? Can't blame Pablo though, I mean look at his pool cleaning abilities, they are fantastic!..
..Geez, we seem to get a long so well now that all that's over. Ever
consider giving it another shot? I mean we were pretty good together.
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From: HB8! ..To: joe ()..Date: 04 Jul 2010, 04:48 AM..Subject: RE: It's OVER!!!!......

..Well it turns out that mary my collegue at work was sleepin wit pablo, she didnt hav the guts to admit she was seeing the hired help! Ahh yess how could i forget our raunchy rough an tumble play dates, i only fought wen pillows were present. You were always an incredible cook food was delich! rose petals up the stairs wit



candles........----------------- Original Message -----------------..From: joe ()..To: HB8!)..Date: 04 Jul 2010, 08:42 PM..Subject: RE: It's OVER!!!!......

She was a temptress with her 409 and dust buster what can I say? You still deny Pablos affair, even after I found Italian leather condoms in the sofa? You hussie!!....Now this doesn't have to get bitter. Remember our
pillow fights right before the great make out sessions and the romantic dinners I
would make you?......----------------- Original Message -----------------..From: HB8! (7)..To: joe ()..Date: 04 Jul 2010, 04:32 AM..Subject: RE: It's OVER!!!!......

OHhh i knew there was something going on, the lipstick on your collar an u smelling of cleaning products!!. Dont b rediculous Pablo was helping me out wit a back ache, but i gotta say the italians know their massage skills!......----------------- Original Message -----------------..From: joe ()..To:HB8! ()..Date: 04 Jul 2010, 08:26 PM..Subject: RE: It's OVER!!!!......

I didn't ask for weekly visits, I expect them with my lovable lil boo boo, and I'm willing to take you to divorce court over him! Also I should probably mention me and Nadia had an affair while you were visiting sick relatives, Don't be upset though, you of course remember your little fling with Pablo the pool boy?........----------------- Original Message -----------------..From: HB8! ()..To: joe ()..Date: 04 Jul 2010, 04:12 AM..Subject: RE: It's OVER!!!!......

Im sorry hunny bunch it just wasnt meant to be, house will be very empty without ya, nadia the house maid has become very chatty she had alot to say bout you an your clothes strewn ova the house situation = ) we will discuss the weekly visits as you asked! .... sincerley mrs non not so wifey anymore ..Lo = )......----------------- Original Message -----------------..From: joe (2)..To: HB8! ()..Date: 04 Jul 2010, 07:16 PM..Subject: It's OVER!!!!.......... After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.....Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.....your ex-hubby,....Josiah....ps. You can keep the damn dog but, I am going to expect weekly visitation...

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Well, I've just put this to a HB8.5 and after my initial reaction saying it probably doesn't work in the UK as well, I've changed my mind as I've # closed, even though I thought I lost it at one point.

Funnily enough, I messaged the girl back in January (she must of forgot this or something) but I sent the old 'hey you ok?' crap and never got a reply. I had a bit of a bitch shield initially, but managed to break her down. I'm far from perfect that's for sure, but I think I'm getting there slowly but surely...

After the inital message, this was the conversation if anyone is interested and might possibly need a tip (although most of you are more expert than I)

GIRL:
After having a rigorously brief overview of YOUR profile.... i wanted to let you know that in my mind, that wouldnt have been the case. The memories we shared are probably are not the same. In this case its not me its you.
Be carefull who you marry next time, you dont want a second divorce.

*****

P.S, Having a great time in Hawaii!!!

ME: Well, I know you're still a little upset about the divorce, but it was the best thing to do in my own interest. Don't let your current anger for ending it cloud the memories, you know there were good times.

P.S, we divorced because of your fling with the pool boy Pablo, remember?

GIRL: What can i say...u just werent enough for me, the pool boy could offer me things you couldnt.

P.S, if anything, we divorced becasue of your affiar with carlos the window cleaner. REMEBER?

ME: But I always can offer something he never could of and that's security. You know this doesn't have to get bitter. Remember our pillow fights and the romantic dinners I would make you?

I did, but that was Carlita his daughter, I guess you haven't fully recovered from the amnesia?
x

GIRL: Security.... what about all the affiars u had? Romantic dates, i dont remember Mcdonalds being romantic.....

I think id say Pablo made me feel more secure.... but i wont go into details for ur sake, dont want to ruin ur false sense of security or anything.

Love you dear x x

ME: We still had some good times. I had one before we got married and I never did it again because I realised you were good to me.

I think we could go back to the way it was before, Pablo was 16. He has no financial security and he lives in the shed at the side of his mums house.

I think we should give this another go. We had too many good times to forget x

GIRL: well if u insist... being ur almost divorced wife... should i at least know who the fuck u r?

P.S Pablo was 14...but whos counting

ME: Well, only if you tell me who the fuck you are as well. =)

x

GIRL: go for it.... so why the random comment, bit different x

ME: I'm Ryan, because how many times have you been sent that, I bet it kept you entertained as well x

GIRL: u did actually....for a while x

ME: well it would be good to keep intouch with my estranged wife x

GIRL: yer, i guess ive grown fond of ur insults x

ME: well if you pass on your number I guess we might be able to work on a reconciliation x

GIRL: i dont know if u deserve it, u did cheet on me with the window cleaner.... but ok
*********** x

I think it comes across a bit AFC maybe at the end? But I got what I went in for and thought I did pretty well because I thought at one point I lost it. Hopefully it's the first of many.

You shouldve told them to get a sense of humour...

Wow, dumbass girls dont know what a joke is

Just to add, I've text her a bit tonight and she has agreed to a date.

Funny, same girl who ignored the 'hey you ok?' crap only a few months ago, shows some of the material works, thanks!

Nice post

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hey guys i used a variation of this to open on facebook. I didn't send a separate message or anything, just attached it to the friend request.

Now, she accepted the friend request, but I have yet to get a message back. hmm...

I tried this today on a HB10. One of the hottest girls I have seen on a dating site. She Replied


"My love, you already know that we never ever will break up. You are far too good in bed for that and your body is all that I want! You also know that i love to see you make love with other women so tie me up in a chair and let me hear you make love to all my female frinds."

Tomorrow 15.00 will be fine.

Kisses
your darling"


Seriously.. this must be a fake profile a pua guy is setting up for testing... or what ?!

Either way I replied...

Don´t tempt me *name*.
You are pretty good in bed yourself and all ur friends ar so hot... But you know what?! I´m looking for so much more in a girl than a pretty face and a good fuck. I can come and leave your cat(was in the ps w house in hawaii) tomorrow at 15 but thats it.. Where are you living right now?

opinions?

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Ok, so I'm totally new to this PUA stuff, but starting to get really into it. Never thought of using online game so I gave this a try. Got some "haha, you're funny" sorta replies. Did ok with one HB7.5, now, I'm sure this is inexperience coming through and I tried to number-close way to early.

Tell me what you guys think (I changed some of it as I live in the UK)

Me: After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.

your ex-hubby,

Steam.

ps. You can keep the cottage in Cornwall, but I get to keep the dog.

HB7.5: Lol! erm okay? XD

Me: There is nothing funny about divorce

we broke it off because of your fling with the pool boy, Pablo, remember?

all those long days next to the pool, I should have known!

HB7.5: wait you mean pablo the dog? You said you wanna keep him and yet im getting the bullocking for it! haha (This bit may be more relevant to UK PUAs)

Me: Wait, so you had a fling with a dog too?! I'm confused

I love that advert though, Pablo the drug dog rules!

Beastiality aside, your kinda cute.

HB7.5: haha i love pablo he is funny as, haha thank you ^^

Me: What, no compliment back? Those aren't free you know You did't strike me as the self important type

Doesn't David Webb do Pablo's voice? Gotta like Peep Show too

HB7.5: sorry lol i didnt know i have to say something back lol!
I have no idea,

PS: those glasses dont suit you lol but you have a good smile. (Did she just neg me?!)

Me: Haha, a nice comment, but at the cost of a negative comment. You're good Beauty is common though.

Listen, I got to go hang out with my mates in a bit so I'll level with you. I think your quite cute, if a lil sarcastic, and seem pretty cool. You'll undoubtedly find me cute so give me your number and we'll settle who gets the dog another time

HB7.5: Haha thanks i guess...I don't give my number to anyone this easy :] have fun with friends.

So yeah thats where I'm up to with her now. Any comments good/bad that you guys can make? I think I maybe didn't build enough comfort and that I maybe should'nt have said that she was kinda cute, but yeh, over to you guys.

i feel like this topic is in need for a bump!

I was the same...thought that UK girls would think it was weird. I tried it on a HB9 I had seen out loads and had as a mate on facebook for a couple of months. Normally I would get girls over facebook based on my pics etc but this girl was a stunner and I didn't wanna leave it just to chance with normal crappy AFC banter.

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Me: After a rigourosly brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind. Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories...you will always have a special place in my heart. Your ex-hubby, Barry Bigtime

P.S. You can keep the houses in Hawaii and Oz but, I am going to need half our money according to our prenup

HB9: What on earth??? X

Me: And we divorced because of your fling with the pool boy, Pablo, remember?

HB9: Haha....ye he was sooo fit. Well worth it

Me: As far as Pablo goes, I had a fling with your sister right before the wedding while you were taking soooooo long to get ready. You know this doesn't have to get bitter. Remember our pillow fights right before the great sex and the romantic dinners I would make you?

HB9: Good job I don't have a sister.... But please don't tell me u were with my brother. X

Me: She definitely told me she was your sister...Geez, we seem to get a long so well now that all that's over. Ever consider giving it another shot? I mean we were pretty good together x

HB9: Haha I don't even no u but u make me laugh, lol. X

Me: Haha that's why you married me! So what have you been up to since Pablo then Ms. HB9? x

HB9: So Anyway... Where u from? What do u do etc....

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After that I talked to her on chat and mentioned the marriage once. Didn't want to sound to boring but she said it made her laugh but she wasn't sure if I was on drugs lol...either way it worked well and on chat I did a little ESP game I came across and bang she was hooked. Unfortunately she thought I had been gaming her friend which I hadn't and promptly deleted me a week later.

Ah well....This thing rocks but I can imagine there will be lots of girls who find it a bit too out there and also a lot of girls who probably come across this through google as well.

Just wanted to share my (good so far) experiences with this

5 mails sent
2 read
2 replies
waiting on the other 3

I'll share the two replies, one I messed up (be warned!), the other still ongoing (it was 3am here)

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ME

c***

after a quick but look at your profile i just wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind, sorry

thanks for all the imaginary memories - you'll always have a special place in my heart

your ex-hubby, *****

ps you can keep the flatscreen tv but i want my goldfish back

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HB7

cant we make another go of it for the sake of the hamster? xx


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ME

can't do it chlo, anyway the hamster always liked me best

it was catching you with pablo the pool cleaner, don't think i'll ever get over it

x

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HB7

ok!

(reply sent back, as yet unread, don't expect it to be! the hamster line for me was a come on, coulda, shouda built on that, oh well)

Reply for what it's worth: aw ok, tell you what ask the hamster - if he says yes maybe we can play nice? x
(weak weak weak!)

NEXT, Round 2

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ME

after a brief but thorough look at your profile i'm messaging to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind

thanks for all the imaginary memories - you'll always have a special place in my heart

your ex-hubby

ps you can keep the flatscreen tv, but i'm hanging on to our goldfish

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HB7

thanks : )

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ME

that's ok, we had some good times

was hoping for some chance at reconciliation - you know start slow, chat and coffee, take it from there..

x

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HB7

ooooo smooth! i didn't even see that coming! hahaha!! well i'm not sure... you didn't let me keep the goldfish : )

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ME

lol - oi, you got the flatscreen tv

tell you what, give me your number and we'll work something out, alternate weekends?

x

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HB7

Think you should tell me why you deserve a second chance : )

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ME

because we were always so good together, and making up is the best bit

you'd have to promise to keep your eye of the pool guy this time tho - or no deal

x

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Last message is as yet unread, so we'll have to wait and see. Feedback most welcome. Be kind but direct.

silvio

Well OP's set-up has in the last 24hrs has got me 4 number closes with Two 9's an 8 and a 7.5 Its like fucking magic.. i did try to change things up and mix in some of my personality and word it different. Worked like a charm..


Many thanks!!!!!!

Seriously, it works like a charm each time I use it. Personally, I like to use it as a second line more than an opener though.

HB9

"It's *Name* actually! *Name* is my middle name. I'd love to take the vacation home in Hawaii... doesn't sound like too shabby of an idea to me. Although why are we getting divorced if we're so similar? That doesn't sound right! Haha, hope you're having a great weekend *Mig*. Oh and by the way, I think you'd be the one needing the visitation rights

(I like to throw in that I get the Pets but maybe she can get visitation rights...women love pets...it gets them fired up)

Had a weird result today... the banter and roleplay was going fine, then she sent a message HAHA silly and then deleted without reading the next mail I sent to her.

DoubleJeopardy: Give it a day or two and then send her a message (new thread) saying "Didn't your Mother teach you that it's rude to ignore people." Something along those lines. It's sort of a last ditch effort though...most likely...move on.