I'm sure everybody experienced this before: you finish talking about an interesting topic and then there is this awkward silence...

In this case I just throw in some funny sex facts I collected by now:
- An average woman eats 8 pounds of lipstick in her life! What's your current score?
- I bet you're a girl who says she was having a headache as an excuse for not wanting to have sex. (cold read) Actually that's no clever excuse because during sex the brain releases endorphins which ease pain.
- Are you someone who counts calories? During an hour of sex 360kcal are consumed.
- Do you read romantic novels? Women who read romantic novels tend to have twice as much sex as women who don't.
- Humans and dolphins are the only beings that have sex out of boredom.
- Snails kiss before sex.
- Emperor penguins bow before sex. (credit to Robin from How I met you Mother )
- Do you like jogging? If you count every single jump of a women's breast while jogging for 1 kilometre you get a total height of 84 metres.
- 90% of all women would choose a hug over sex.

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love is a free floating energy that comes and goes as it pleases

Where did that come from?

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"Despite all the giggling, blushing and talk about having a deep connection, it all ends
with a cock in her mouth." ~60 Years Of Challenge

I read it on men's health I think some time ago. Not sure if this is one true...

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love is a free floating energy that comes and goes as it pleases

You got some nice facts if u can call them facts But you can definitely make a girl laugh with these if you just throw it in during the silence.

I guess I gotta try some of these if I can memorize them