I went on vacation for a week and didn't have access to my phone. I got home today and found out my girlfriend got wasted and fucked some guy. I'm not supposed to know yet, she wants to tell me herself (apparently she's super upset?) but one of my friends told me anyways.

I was depressed for about a while. But I'm not anymore. Isn't it funny how a broken heart doesn't hurt??

She plans to tell me about this on our next "date" next weekend when she gets back from vacation.

Something very similar to this happened a last year and I think I accidentally created what I call the "Cheating Whore" routine. I didn't think I'd ever use this again, but i guess I'm getting a good routine out of it. Props to Kassy and Alexandra for being lying cheating whores
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Step 1: You have to play it up as if you don't know. She can't know you know about it.
Step 2: Be just a little extra sweet to her. I sent her a couple sweet text messages and told her the thing i liked most about her was that I knew we had trust. The goal is to make her know she was being a whore.
Step 3: Forget about liking her, or hate her. The best way to do this specific routine is to force yourself to think it's hilarious. You'll understand in a sec (maybe you could use some nlp for this?)
Step 4: Set up a meeting. The more people who witness this the better. I did it around 2 of her friends and their reaction was incredible. I can't imagine what would happen if her whole social group witnessed
Step 5: Make her feel it

Whore: "Hey, i really need to talk to you about something..." (The only time i "tested" this she was saying it too me and started to cry. You can tell when it's coming. Pretend you don't)

PUA: "Its ok. You know we can talk about anything" (probably just say something comforting. Look her in the eyes. It'll make it all the more painful to tell you)

Whore: "Well, the other night, i got really drunk..." (She'll make excuses. Keep your face unreadable until she's done. get ready to destroy her.)

Here it comes, are you ready for it???
Stare her in the eyes, and
LAUGH IN HER FACE
laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh. trust me, it feels good

PUA (i cant remember exactly what i said, but it was something to this effect): "I know. I've known since it happened and i knew you would. It's because you're a whore. Thats what whores do. And you know what's funny about whores?? They kiss and fuck more guys than they'll ever remember, but guess what? No one ever loves a whore. No one gives a shit. You think i cared about you? Do you think anyone ever cared about you? You're just a dirty whore, a piece of meat for guys entertainment, but no one ever cares about a whore. You cant hide from it. It's what you are. So stop pretending you care, or that i care, or that anyone cares. You're just a whore, and always will be. Have a nice life, if you can call it that."

She just looked at me, and i smiled back at her. her friend slapped me (i didn't feel it) and i walked away, head high and smiling, got in my car, and drove home.

She got rushed to the hospital to get her stomach pumped that night. I think i should take the credit.

What do you guys think? any comments would be helpful. Lets make the "Cheating Whore" routine a group one. I think every man should have it.

Edit: Don't do this unless you really want to be an asshole.

And apparently im a dumbass, so dont listen to me

Quote; "Every other man is simply an example of what I would have done under similar circumstances" how to win friends and influence people.

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Well.
Frankly ?
I dont see much high class style in this scenario.

Many times we take James Bond as template.
You've seen such scene in any of his movies ?

I think this is the most horrible advice I've ever heard on this or any other PUA site.

wtf is wrong with you? If she's been unfaithful, yes it sucks, let her know this is why you left her, but don't rub it in like you did. That's just so fucking wrong.

This is NOT what PUA teaches...
"Leave her better off than you meet her"
"Be unreactive"

Do you get angry when woman give you shittests? Then why are you becoming angry at this...

The fact that she already feels sorry for doing it should be prove of her feeling bad for doing it. And you rub it in her face like that, I wouldn't be surprised if she's in a raging depression right now because of you.



If anything, PUA teaches you that men and woman are biologically programmed to be unfaithful and to fuck as many people as possible. This is obviously not an excuse to cheat, but when it DOES happen you'll know that her animal instincts took over... probably by numbing the frontal lobe (e.g. alcohol), the very thing that distinguishes us from animals.


p.s. 2 years ago I did the same to my ex-gf, I still regret it to this day for doing it. This is actually the turning point in my life and what drove me into PUA.

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An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.

Nice one mate. Sounds like the bitch got what she deserved

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What's wrong with coldman? More like vagina man....

The OP and the "whore" were in a relationship, she got drunk and fucked some other dude, why do us males have to take the high rode when she's the one who messed up? Coldman, you're an AFC pretending to be a PUA. Society has really pussified your role in life....

To the OP,

The only thing I would take out is the whole comment about you "not caring". Tell the truth, you do care, let her know it! You can keep everything else the same....

Fang.
Following your direction I'd advice to give her real fist hit for whole pain she caused.
Let witch learn how she should treat real men.

Someone should lock this thread and bury it. I am ashamed to participate in this kind of low class vengence. This sucks.

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I'm not trying to be a dick Ezo, but you're being a Pick Up Snob in my opinion.

bbardot: you just reminded me about porn

Thx for the insults. I just don't condone to this kind of behaviour.... so like Ezo said: "Someone should lock this thread and bury it."

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That is really cruel. Seriously.

The girl made a mistake and she had the balls to own up, it's clear she knew she was in the wrong for what she done. You weren't obliged to keep going out with her, even leaving without uttering a word to her would have shown more respect than what you done.

If that is what you aspire to be, some guy who thinks he's cool because he can make someone feel like that, then i'd say thank the lord the girl did have sex with someone else and got away from you.

NO! NO NO NO NO! thats a little too mean for me but i do beleive in karma and she had it coming i suppose :\

however if you get cheated on it is always fun and fufilling to feel a little even

Girl : I have something too tell you

guy : so do i , but you first

Girl : I cheated on you

Guy : I have aids

leave it like that and walk away

well I've never been cheated, but I guess it sucks a BIG TIME. even so making this kind of show is not the way I would do (I guess neither would many self respecting pua's) and I think this isn't very great material for pua forums either...

I'd think what would be right to do is be as calm as u can in such a situation and keep it simple and cool.

bitch: I have to tell u something
pua: go ahead dear
bitch: the other night I got myself way too drunk and something bad happened which shouldn't have happened, I cheated on u.
pua: okey. thx for letting me know, I guess you are the one who pays bill... have a nice life
and walk away

something like that, simple and cool without big scene and without making yourself a full idiot and she realizes she lost more than u did


Zappo's idea was great too

The fact that you said "I didn't think I'd ever use this again" was disturbing enough.... you mean you used this 'routine' more then once?. Get your head out of the gutter, there is no use to add insult to injury. She was sorry an she felt terrible, though that does not take away the fact that she is a 'cheating whore' that just means you have to surround your self with better people but before you do that get your principles straight. Some one please lock this.

Young pimpin get your principles straight!

I'm with Coldman and Ezo. I am absolutely appalled that you would say any of that to a girl. I understand she cheated on you and your upset... so dump her and move on. Nothing will come out of your brilliant rant. It's not even congruent with itself, look:
Take the words you are saying and think about it... if you take the time to spit this whole "routine" out or even bothered typing it to post here, you obviously care. If her cheating effects you so much to say any of this, that means you CARE.

I'm not taking a shot at you here, but you can't be too experienced with relationships judging by this advice. Ready for this cliche? There are so many other girls out there. Take all your energy and instead of wasting it flipping out on her, just be chilled out, tell her it's over because you don't appreciate her actions, and move on. A break-up does not have to be an Ocean's 11 operation.

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Congradulations, you've hit rock bottom.

You are vengeful, scared, bitter child, truly a pathetic excuse for a human being. If I didn't believe in re-habilitation, I wouldn't mind if you died so long as you had an organ doner card to help some more worthy lives continue.

However I'm not like that, and I think it's important that everyone has salvation. (It's sporting to keep competition going.) So I'll give you some positive feedback.

Statistically your positive traits are on the rise becuase it's highly unlikely you could get any worse.

Edit: I would actually hospitalise you if I had the chance, I actually am furious with you. Ask around you'll find I am one of the more peaceful members on this board. And it really is hard to express the contempt I have for you.


The damage and problems you have caused this girl are unreal, she will be feeling that one for years to come. You seem proud that you have driven (an obviously very young and therefore VERY insecure girl, to such a length)

I've read alot of shit, alot of mysoginistic bullshit, alot of homophobia, class elitism and racism but this is the first time in a good while I have actually felt revolted by what someone has posted and their apparent mental state. What you have posted, is ir-responsible, cruel, petty, and hateful. I have never said such a thing to anyone on this forum but I would quite happily break your legs for what you just did. Not to teach you a lesson, purely cathartic, I would take great pleasure in hearing your screams and listening to you beg.

I don't think I have been this angry in about 3-4 years, and in saying that I don't think I have been angry with anyone in particular for about a year now. Hopefuly this will communicate the seriousness of your actions.

She gets drunk and fucks one guy, you call her a cheat?

That happens while she was drunk, she is clearly upset and you, betray her so easily, toss her aside so you can stab her in the back and pretend you are the top man?

You were the one who was unfaithful, you disgust me.